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Illustrated Dad Jokes by @swatercolour Previously: Funny and Cute Illustrations by Jaco Haasbroek

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i wrote a little poem for this new blossoming kara/mon-el ship (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

get this the fuck away from me

#supercorp #bye mon el

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im a cheater

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*signs one change.org petition*

first email in my gmail account the next day: THEY’RE SHOOTING BABIES OUT OF A LIVE CANNON AND YOU’RE JUST SITTING THERE AT YOUR COMPUTER LIKE A COMPLETE DUMB SHIT 

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space is weird

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*uses lol and lmfao to make embarrassing and sad truths about myself seem like a joke*

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“hey do you have any cool plans for the break?”

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help👏🏼my👏🏼wife👏🏼made👏🏼my👏🏼phone👏🏼autocorrect👏🏼spaces👏🏼to👏🏼hand👏🏼claps👏🏼and👏🏼i👏🏼cant👏🏼google👏🏼how👏🏼to👏🏼turn👏🏼it👏🏼off