mj didn’t leave me a request so he got jarchie. consider donating :)
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he is down so fucking horrendous it’s embarrassing to watch. get a grip <3
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he saw jughead transform into a werewolf and kill somebody last night
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fellas is it gay to commission a statue of your best friend who you believe to be a heroic symbol of goodness and moral character from your sculptor friend back in new york after you convince him to perform a series of feats of toughness and strength while shirtless. like would it be gay if a man were to do that
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We're not dating, Juggie: I keep telling you that.
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jughead: and this is my good pal, archie andrews. he's the heart and soul of riverdale, the one sliver of good left in a town devoid of morals. he's the angel watching over us, the savior of the people, and when the sunlight refracts off of his chiseled abs it forms a halo around him, a perfect symbol to encapsulate our heroic metaphor.
some random customer at pop's who was just passing through town: hey it's been like an hour, I was just wondering if you were still gonna make me a burger or if I should leave
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No one:
Jughead to archie:
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Its been a while, i am more active over on my twitter (starbears3) 🔞, anyway, hope you like it
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he literally commissioned a statue of him. okay gayboy <3
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What if we were childhood boy best friends and i was this writer and you were this musician and I used my genre-awareness to attempt to mythologize you and make you a Folk Hero. And I commissioned a statue of you and had you lie on a bed of nails and attended your boxing match and you were supposed to be invulnerable but you lost. You lost. And then we had to sit there together, you bloody and half-dead, your girlfriend who I used to date, me, and the statue I commissioned of the hero you were supposed to be. And I was in love with you.
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@ everyone saying “archie’s weird fantasy has nothing to do with jarchie because archie’s endgame love interest is jimmy olsen from superman” please explain this
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riverdale season 3 episode 1 “labor day” / every you, every me - placebo
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