Noiz: “Hey, alter Mann, willst du, dass ich es dir ordentlich besorge?”
Koujaku: “What did you say?” *didn’t understand a word of it*
Noiz: “…How did it sound to you?”
Koujaku: “Uhm… The way you said that… Something dirty?”
Noiz: *grins broadly* “Yeees… and?”
Koujaku: “Uhm…” *honestly embarrassed* “Like… some kind of invitation?”
Noiz: *cozies up more* “Uhun…” *whispers in ear* “For what?”
Koujaku: *sweats* “…Most likely… sex?”
Noiz: “Well, congratulations then. Communication works just fine between us, even if I’m speaking German. Now then…” *straddles Koujaku* “Lass es uns tun. Ausziehen, sofort.”
Koujaku: “What?” *overwhelmed*
Noiz: “Runter mit den Klamotten!” *tears Koujaku’s clothes off* “Wieso hast du überhaupt soviel an? Willst du mich wahnsinnig machen?” *undresses him further*
Koujaku: “Noiz, stop it! I don’t get any of that!”
Noiz: “Oooh, you get me just fine, don’t worry.” *pounces on him and showers him in kisses*
Koujaku: “Noiz…!” *struggles*
Noiz: “Du machst mich einfach verrückt.” *licks his ear* “Ich liebe dich.” *kisses him all over* “Koujaku…”
Koujaku: “…!” *death by reaching embarrassment-level 100*
me: *looks up from keyboard* …I did not just write that. This is all just your imagination… *looks around* …I’m overtired.
translation of the German parts over here: http://nambnb.tumblr.com/post/128471712344/old-man-seduction
Ellie Camacho, Wade Wilson/Deadpool’s daughter is one of my favorite child characters in the history of forever. I love that though she is the child of a main character, she’s not just a small clone of him. She is, however, very much his daughter/acts like a child who has been around Wade a lot.
Ellie was the result of a one-time thing between Wade and Ellie’s mother, Carmelita Camacho. Both Wade and Carmelita had been captured by a mob boss, and Carmelita had wanted to have sex before she died. After they were rescued, Carmelita saw Wade’s disfigured face unmasked and ran away in horror. Later, she approached Wade for child support, but Wade didn’t think the child was his because Ellie was “too beautiful.” (Also, a lot was going on in Wade’s life at the time.)
Years afterwards, Wade found out that Ellie and Carmelita had been kidnapped because of him. He was unable to save Ellie’s mother before she died, but with the help of Agent Emily Preston of S.H.I.E.L.D., he was able to recover Ellie, who was being raised by her kidnapper’s brother.