It’s a numbing feeling, and I can’t get out. I hate it. It won’t go away. No matter who I’m with. What I do. It’ll be the same. The numbness that never goes away. I’m trapped in the shadows, running in circles with no way out. I see the light, but I can never make it in time for the darkness to swallow me whole. Into the bottomless void that I can’t escape of which is my mind. It’s a numbing feeling, and I can’t get out.
I think this is probably the reason why you don’t have this gun anymore, Jay.
Red Hood & the Outlaws #6 (2012)
Jason: ’M gonna down this bottle, and sleep well tonight. *Goes to drink from it to notice the cap is on*
Roy: Maybe if you can get the cap off.
I get big “Mama Said Knock You Out” vibes from Jason Todd. Cause he’ll knock you the fuck out.
Dick: Together, we’ll save Gotham from Joker or die trying!
Dick and Jason: *Hops out of the Batcave together*
Tim: … Die?
Batfam: Are you a hoodie, a beanie, or a hoodie over your beanie type of bitch?
Hoodie: Damian, Duke, Terry, and Dick
Beanie: Cassandra, Harper, Stephanie, and Luke.
Hoodie over beanie: Jason, Kate, Barbara and Tim.
Dick: Why is Dark spelled with a ‘K’ not with a ‘C’? Because you can’t ‘C’ in the dark.
Robin!Jason: Woah :O
Barbara: I’m surrounded by idiots.
Yo, Remy. Easy on the savagery here, mate.
Also, that’s a big ass mood.
All-New X-Factor #1 (2014)
This is why I’m team Jason. Sure, he fucks up a lot when doin the things he does, but he does get shit done than when Bruce just arrests the criminals and put ‘em in jail, only for the criminals to either get out or never having time. Cause the system in America fuckin sucks and is a bloody joke.
Red Hood and The Outlaws #48 (2016)
Roy: So, what are you drinking?
Roy: Wow, straight?
Jason: Nope, I’m bi.
I was playing pool with my twin, and Mum is drunk as fuck, tryin to “help”. She pissed me off tryin to “help” us. So I kept on purposely missing so she can fuck off. Mum said she’s tryna help and the I replied with, “Why don’t you go to a bar and tell people how to play?” And my twin got a ball in the pocket and Mum said, “You got it.” I replied with, “Not cause of you.”
The whole thing felt literally like this after I burnt her twice:
Kori: Talk shit get hit.
Roy: I don’t wanna get hit.
Jason: What if someone hits on you?
Bad Bruce! That’s not how you deal with it, you schmuck.
Red Hood and The Outlaws #25 (2015)
Me all of 2020:
Jason: Ok. Time to tackle the ‘ol to-do list. Let’s see.. Monday:
Roy: Today’s Wednesday.
Jason: Oh well. Better luck next week.
Jason is NOT impressed. But that’s fuckin hilarious.
Also, he’s 24/25, Jason. He’s not THAT old, you ass.
Titans: Titans Together #1 (2020)
Batfam as John Mulaney quotes:
Alfred: You have the moral backbone of a chocolate éclair.
Dick: Anyone who’s seen my dick and met my parents needs to die; I can’t have them roaming around.
Stephanie: Hey, do you want me to kill that guy for you? Cause it sounds like he sucks, and I will totally kill that guy for you.
Luke: My vibe is like, ‘Hey you could probably pour soup in my lap and I’ll apologise to you.’
Bruce: Now I get to say, ‘my wife’ which is very exciting. It has a lot of power to it. It’s fun to say ‘my wife’. I’m looking forward to saying it a lot. ‘Get away from my wife!’, ‘No one talk to my wife!’, ‘I didn’t kill my wife!’.
Jason: It’s 100% easier not to do things than to do them.
Damian: My mommy! So shut the fuck up!
Kate: We’ve been pretty hot and heavy lately. I think it’s time we bring in two older Jewish people into the mix.
Tim: I was bullied when I was in school for being Asian-American. The biggest problem with that is that I’m not Asian-American.
Terry: 13-year-olds are the meanest people in the world. They terrify me to this day because 8th graders will make fun of you but in an accurate way. They will get to the thing that you don’t like about you. They don’t even have to look at you for long. They’ll just be like ‘Ha, ha, ha, ha! Hey, look at the high waisted man! He got feminine hips!’ And I’m like, ‘No! That’s the thing I’m sensitive about!!’.
Cassandra: I’ll keep all my emotions right here. And then one day, I’ll die.
Barbara: Being president looks like the worst job in the world.
Harper: I will pepper the fact that I am gay.
Duke: Do my friends hate me? Or do I just need to go to sleep?
Roy: We’re gonna die!
Jason: Think positive!
Roy: We’re gonna die quickly!
Alfred: Why are there little handprints all over the wall?
Dick: *Whispers to Robin!Jason* Why are there little handprints all over the wall?
Robin!Jason: *Whispers* ‘Cause I have small hands.
Dick to Alfred: Because he has small hands.