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jasontoddiefor · 17 hours
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the only ethical thing to do with your catholic trauma is sexualize it i think
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jasontoddiefor · 18 hours
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warrior cats official queerbaiting
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jasontoddiefor · 22 hours
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jasontoddiefor · 2 days
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jasontoddiefor · 2 days
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really? another album? didn't she just make one??
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jasontoddiefor · 2 days
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Genuinely, I don’t know how else to get the word out, but I feel like if your home-cooked dinners don’t taste right, you're missing either paprika, sugar, butter, or chicken bouillon.
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jasontoddiefor · 2 days
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barbie official: we’re gonna put all our movies on youtube for free!
youtube, still selling their movies: huh? what’d they say they were going to do?
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jasontoddiefor · 2 days
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stuck in the time loop but i just use it as a free day off. im not even trying to get out. i am teaching myself to knit. i am crocheting. i am cooking. not even doing anything crazy. just escaping capitalism for a week. day 375 and im not sure what lesson it's trying to teach but i've taught myself to hand make lace so all is well
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jasontoddiefor · 3 days
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are you in a good headspace to receive my triple barrage hell nightmare skeleton attack right now.
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jasontoddiefor · 3 days
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i love you singers whose vocals sound desperate i love you musicians who sound like if you don’t get this song out you’re going to explode i love you songs that sound like they’re dragging the vocalist with them 80 miles per hour down the highway tied to the back of a truck i love you voice cracks in emotional songs i love you unique voices i love you music that disturbs the comfortable and comforts the disturbed
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jasontoddiefor · 3 days
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jasontoddiefor · 4 days
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Sauron: “I like your Silmarils”
Morgoth: “Thanks, I stole them from the president”
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happy 420 and day i reserve a spot in hell
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jasontoddiefor · 4 days
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just curious as they're always things i've never questioned just doing but people in my life are often surprised that i don't mind doing them alone
🔁 pls reblog for sample size
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jasontoddiefor · 4 days
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girl help why is everyone i know on discord tagging me in taylor swift things
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jasontoddiefor · 4 days
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I listened to the first 15 songs of Taylor swift’s new album and all I learned was
albums should not have more than 12 songs
she’s written better songs with the same themes 16 years ago
none of these songs are coherent
by god. I’m tortured alright.
her worst album to date
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jasontoddiefor · 5 days
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Moss & Mushrooms Corset // Thunder Basin
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