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GIFTOBER 2023

DAY THIRTY-ONE: FREE CHOICE

A timeline of DONALD GLOVER and MILES MORAELS

Spider-Man 3 (2007) / The Amazing Spider-Man (2012) / Donald Glover: Weirdo (2012) / Community 2x01 "Anthropology 101" (2010) / Ultimate Fallout #4 (2011) / "Not Going Back" Live Performance (2011) / Ultimate Spider-Man 3x11 "The Spider-Verse: Part Three" (2015) / Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017) / Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018) / Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse (2023)

#donglover we owe you so much….. #spiderverse #marvel

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Miss Congeniality (2000) dir. Donald Petrie

#miss congeniality

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Kill me once, shame on you. Kill me twice, how did you did that.

#writing

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me going to bed tonight

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even when i am not posting, know that horrible sentences are raging within me

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why are you as. a man haunted by anotherman

#did you guys know there’s a person on ao3 who has written like 30 Lightning McQueen/Doc Hudson fics #and if you read just 1 of them out of curiosity you will end up having to read the other 29 because they are sooooooo fucking good #WHO SAID THAT

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i saw a post on twitter by a european saying americans are fake for their random compliments to strangers and their general cheery demeanor and like no. no no no you don’t understand. if you get a random compliment from an american on the street about your outfit or whatever, that is 100% genuine. we mean it. we aren’t lying we are making a small but fleeting connection with you because our lives are shitty but the human condition is enduring. oh god i’m clutching my chest

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waited almost a full 5 minutes trying to turn out of a gas station parking lot today (purgatory equivalent) and a tesla stopped to let me pull out in front of her…perhaps I was too hasty. perhaps good can come from anywhere, even the places you’d least expect

there should be a slur for people who drive teslas

#maybe the meaning of life is simply to help our fellow man

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#yes. but it would be a pyrrhic victory

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When I’m reading smut and the author breaks the flow of the story so that the characters can tell us that they have enthusiastic consent it feels exactly like when Dora the Explorer looks directly into the camera and says ‘Seat belts so we can be safe!’ anytime she gets into a motorized vehicle.

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you have to make it homoerotic and weird

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'If you don't like graffiti look away like you do for genocide"

Seen in Austin, Texas

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why should i care about taylor swift when the killer remains at large

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there needs to be a jesus on the cross emoji that i can use any time i have to go to work in an hour