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how does starkid even cast jon for anything. he's played (to name a few):

a guy trapped in his own worst nightmare

the same guy but in winter

a rich asshole

gary goldstein attorney of law

gary goldstein cultist

an eldritch god

the human version of said eldritch god

an autistic high schooler

a sex maniac whose entire job is to prevent sex

fight boy

#hatchetfield #m: musicals

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i love nightmare time

what if tarzan was a sleazy con-man

family gets perceived so much that they try to kill each other

the weirdest paulkins fanfiction au you've ever read

eldritch god decides to fuck with one guy in particular for funsies

local man fucks his car

magical autistic child suffers through The Horrors

grown-up heather chandler with daddy issues and homophobic theatre kid battle it out for the chance to get vored

evil weed birds

people keep fucking in sex-repulsed asexual's home and then being surprised when he kills them

store owner discovers the dangers of rich people

the ring but with music and like 1000x more angst

child fighting ring gets hijacked by the hivemind

what a beautiful series

#hatchetfield #m: musicals

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#hatchetfield #m: musicals

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Something something “I’ll find you in the next time”

#hatchetfield #m: musicals

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this is so stupid

#hatchetfield #m: musicals

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EPIC DUDE HELL YEAH

Here are all the Lords in Black in eldritch horror forms!!!! :D

This was a fun series of artworks to do because my artstyle changed so much when drawing them, I still love them all tho.

#fucking sick as balls #holy shit #hatchetfield

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relationships: stephanie lauter/peter spankoffski, peter spankoffski & ted spankoffski

word count: 6.3k

tags: post-canon, angst, hurt no comfort

He hears it before he sees it.

A clock ticking somewhere in the ether of space behind him. His spine stiffens and contorts, making it impossible to spin around and see where the noise is coming from, not that he wants to. Instead, he slowly lifts his eyes to the mirror.

In his reflection's place is a deeply yellow-tufted, bug-eyed goat.

~~~

pete's senior year catches up to him.

check out the rest on ao3!

#my fics #hatchetfield #hatchetfield fic #lautski #lautski fic #stephanie lauter x peter spankoffski #peter spankoffski #stephanie lauter #ted spankoffski #nerdy prudes must die #the guy who didn't like musicals #nightmare time #starkid #the lords in black #eldritch horror #ao3 link

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I am foaming at the mouth over the way the main antagonistic force in The Guy Who Didn’t Like Musicals so accurately represents both of the main characters fears.

The Hive is a combination of Paul and Emma’s worst nightmares at such a surface level (Paul’s being forced to be in a musical and Emma’s being the fact you lose all sense of individuality), yet, by the end of the show, it is also able to showcase their TRUE worst fears (Paul’s being to hurt the people he cares about most and Emma’s being to lose everyone she cares about).

It’s so delightfully evil and I thoroughly enjoy it.

#hatchetfield

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hatchetfield as onion articles :)

i will never get sick of these

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so, peter spankoffski debuted in tgwdlm, then dubbed as "obnoxious teen" in the script but affectionately nicknamed "hot chocolate boy" by the fandom, played by robert manion. in black friday, the cineplex worker was supposed to be pete, but then rob got cast as ethan. so the cineplex worker couldn't be pete, since the only scene the character is in has him and ethan interacting. so, this character was played by joey richter. pete himself, still played by rob, shows up at the very end as one of the cameos in what if tomorrow comes.

cut to nightmare time s1, and the cineplex worker- or "obnoxious teen" as he is still dubbed in the script, appears a few more times over the course of the season, with the new character schtick of him having a different job in each timeline. namely as a watcher world employee in watcher world, and a waiter at pizza pete's in jane's a car. in nightmare time 2, obnoxious teen returns as a stage attendant at the starlight theater in honey queen. he is still played by joey in all of these appearances. meanwhile, pete- now played by nick lang, appears as a lead in nmt 2's abstinence camp. with every episode of s2 taking place in the same timeline, and pete even saying "i'm gonna miss the honey festival" early on in abstinence camp, this leaves absolutely no wiggle room for assuming that these two are the same person. peter spankoffski and the obnoxious teen are indubitably separate characters.

cut to fucking today, it is announced that joey has been cast as pete in the upcoming nerdy prudes must die, with the announcement using the specific phrasing of "that obnoxious teen, peter spankoffski".

i am losing my goddamn mind-

#this lore is everything to me #so niche so perfect #and it doesn't even include the goldmine that is richie lipschitz #hatchetfield #m: musicals

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He's just like such a regular guy

#!!!! #so regular #hatchetfield #m: m

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#npmd #pulp musicals #m: m

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WAIT

WAIT A FUCKIN’ SECOND

BENJI? AS IN BENJAMIN SCRAGTOWSKI?

AS IN SCRAGGS?

WHO QUITE FAMOUSLY HAD A TALKING DOG???

#m: m #tsis #hatchetfield #sometimes i hate this fandom because come on #there is so much lore going around #but also fuck i love it so much

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LAUREN LOPEZ in THE TIN CAN BROS' HOW THE GRUNCH CRIBBED CHRISTMAS

#m: m #tsis #them <3

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im on a fuckin roll

(can you tell I don't feel like getting out of bed? 😭)

#m: m #hatchetfield

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Ted and Pete technically being in the same scene in every Hatchetfield Musical

#m:m #hatchetfield

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“Ally has their spell cards organized now” Lou did not need to come for their throat like that but I do get it. Ice Feast, etc

#d20