why are there so many posts about asexuals being immune to sirens. people. sirens don’t lure you in with sex (necessarily). they sing about whatever it is that you want most. they could sing about mothman or cinnamon toast crunch and guess what then your asexual pirate is fucking dead
this is the only kind of ace discourse i ever want to see on my dash. the only kind. ever again. good job
Do you think the sirens would be grateful that they finally get some variety?
“Oh my god we can finally just sing about pasta thank the fucking gods.”
I’m not asexual but I’m fairly certain sirens would do a far better job luring me into the depths with a song about pasta rather than sex…
“WHAT THE FUCK STAY AWAY FROM THE ROCKS.”
“FUCKER THEY SAID THEY HAVE FETTUCCINE CARBONARA AND HOT GARLIC BREAD OVER THERE HANG ON BITCH.”
This is true; Odysseus heard them promising him knowledge of the future. So the next time you see artwork like this:
Remember those sultry naked chicks are saying “We’ll tell you the winning lotto numbers.”
Them: “We have unlimited wifi at incredible speeds~”
Me: *diving headfirst into the water*
This post is a blessing
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Oh my god sirens were literally scam websites
Oh my god they were phishing
Hi Hello Good Evening!! I do not plan on being a jackass in the slightest, please. Quite the opposite, actually. You are a big inspiration to me as an artist and a recognizable artstyle such as yours is one of my favorites. I especially adore your white line highlights which truly breathe life into every drawing of yours. And your wizard Good Omens AU is pure gold. I love all the designs you have got going on. I wish all the best with it. Keep it up!! -🌻
Thank you so much, Sunflower TwT
I love you too qwq
Here we are! The full completed character sheet for Crowley in the Ineffable Wizardry AU (Harry Potter AU) by @jawn-lma and I.
Some basic details to know about Crowley in this AU
- Anthony J. Crowley is 32 years old, born into a pure blood family of Death Eaters.
- His birthday is June 6th, 1985 (j
ust one year away from the number of the beast)
- He absolutely loathes being in a Death Eater family. He “ran away” as soon as he could.
- He’s been the professor of Astronomy at Hogwarts for 4 years now, having started when he was 28 years old.
- His Hogwarts House is Gryffindor, his secondary house being Ravenclaw
- His Ilvermorny House is the Horned Serpent
- His wand is that of Aspen wood with a unicorn hair core, 12" and surprisingly swishy flexibility.
- His Patronus is a Hummingbird.
- During his time studying in Hogwarts, Crowley took the long and arduous task and trials in becoming an Animagus. He is unregistered and keeps this information to himself. He takes the form inspired by the Red Belly Black Snake.
- Crowley’s Owl is a Great Horned Owl named Fred! He likes to sit in during class and pass judgement on the students during lectures.
- During his spare time, Crowley likes to help out within the Herbology department and keeps close tabs on the Green House. He even likes to sub in for Herbology when he gets the chance.
Please check out Aziraphale’s character sheet over here!