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COMMISSIONS CLOSE || Sup bitches. Jawn here, a 21 year old pathetic excuse of a human being. I see you have found my blog. This is supposed to be art only so you'll probably end up not hearing from me for months on end. Do not fear, my children, I will still be around, lurkin' in the dark. If you want to see more of my cursed shit check out Instagram (jawn_lma) and Twitter (@jawnlma)

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jawn-lma·20 days agoAudio

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GUESS WHAT TIME IT IS!

[[ RULE OF TUMBLR: REBLOG THIS EVERY TIME YOU SEE IT. ]]

MUST REBLOG. MUST OBEY.

the greatest post

MUST REBLOG!!! DISCO POGO!!

Disco Pogo in your dashboard.

YOU MUST REBLOG.

AND YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID.

The club can’t even handle me right now

It’s baaaaaaack~~~~~!!!!!!

DINGALINGALING

I have this horrible feeling…….. …. . that I caN’T NOT REBLOG THIS. .. …. .. . 

ALWAYS REBLOG.

IT’S A LAW.

DISCO POGO

DINGALINGALING

date of origin: 2012

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WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT, SO MUCH FUCKING HATE HOLY SHIT

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jawn-lma·a month agoText

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why are there so many posts about asexuals being immune to sirens. people. sirens don’t lure you in with sex (necessarily). they sing about whatever it is that you want most. they could sing about mothman or cinnamon toast crunch and guess what then your asexual pirate is fucking dead

this is the only kind of ace discourse i ever want to see on my dash. the only kind. ever again. good job

Do you think the sirens would be grateful that they finally get some variety? 

“Oh my god we can finally just sing about pasta thank the fucking gods.” 

I’m not asexual but I’m fairly certain sirens would do a far better job luring me into the depths with a song about pasta rather than sex…

I mean

“WHAT THE FUCK STAY AWAY FROM THE ROCKS.”

“FUCKER THEY SAID THEY HAVE FETTUCCINE CARBONARA AND HOT GARLIC BREAD OVER THERE HANG ON BITCH.” 

This is true; Odysseus heard them promising him knowledge of the future.  So the next time you see artwork like this:

Remember those sultry naked chicks are saying “We’ll tell you the winning lotto numbers.”

Them: “We have unlimited wifi at incredible speeds~”
Me: *diving headfirst into the water*

This post is a blessing

Congratulations! Odysseus! You’ve been selected as a winner for the free $1000 Amazon Gift Card, Apple iPhone X 256G or Samsung Galaxy S8! Claim your prize now!

Oh my god sirens were literally scam websites

Oh my god they were phishing

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jawn-lma·6 months agoPhoto

I haven’t posted here in a long time, I think I have been growing a bit out of tumblr recently, rip

Anyway, I recently reached 100 followers on instagram (@/jawn_lma) which I know it’s not really much but it means quite a bit to me. People asked me to do a DTIYS for them to take part on and I was here like “Sure!” so here you have it xD

Feel free to check it out and participate on it if you want :D

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jawn-lma·6 months agoAnswer

Hi Hello Good Evening!! I do not plan on being a jackass in the slightest, please. Quite the opposite, actually. You are a big inspiration to me as an artist and a recognizable artstyle such as yours is one of my favorites. I especially adore your white line highlights which truly breathe life into every drawing of yours. And your wizard Good Omens AU is pure gold. I love all the designs you have got going on. I wish all the best with it. Keep it up!! -🌻

Hewwo OwO

Thank you so much, Sunflower TwT


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jawn-lma·7 months agoPhoto

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the suffering never ends

This is the real process

Resources for you!

Character Ideas:

Character Design Ideas:

Naming Help:

Creating Background/backstory:

Character Interactions and putting your character into your world/story:

Bonus art masterlist!

BLESS EVERYONE IN THIS POST.

COOL.

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jawn-lma·9 months agoPhoto

hollow-head:

Welcome to Good Omens Comics where the colors are made up and the character design doesn’t matter.  Here’s the WHOLE drunk conversation. Pg61-65 in my copy of the book

View it here X on tapas for better quality

edit 9/2: it is done, no longer WIP
Under a cut because it’s about a mile long and set up for mobile. 

Keep reading

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jawn-lma·9 months agoText

rin-a-din:

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Here we are! The full completed character sheet for Crowley in the Ineffable Wizardry AU (Harry Potter AU) by @jawn-lma​ and I.

Some basic details to know about Crowley in this AU

  • Anthony J. Crowley is 32 years old, born into a pure blood family of Death Eaters.
  • His birthday is June 6th, 1985 (just one year away from the number of the beast)
  • He absolutely loathes being in a Death Eater family. He “ran away” as soon as he could. 
  • He’s been the professor of Astronomy at Hogwarts for 4 years now, having started when he was 28 years old.
  • His Hogwarts House is Gryffindor, his secondary house being Ravenclaw
  • His Ilvermorny House is the Horned Serpent  
  • His wand is that of Aspen wood with a unicorn hair core, 12" and surprisingly swishy flexibility.
  • His Patronus is a Hummingbird.
  • During his time studying in Hogwarts, Crowley took the long and arduous task and trials in becoming an Animagus. He is unregistered and keeps this information to himself. He takes the form inspired by the Red Belly Black Snake.
  • Crowley’s Owl is a Great Horned Owl named Fred! He likes to sit in during class and pass judgement on the students during lectures.
  • During his spare time, Crowley likes to help out within the Herbology department and keeps close tabs on the Green House. He even likes to sub in for Herbology when he gets the chance.

Please check out Aziraphale’s character sheet over here

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jawn-lma·9 months agoPhoto

jawn-lma:

I have finally finished Aziraphale’s character sheet for mine and @rin-a-din​‘s Ineffable Wizardry AU (an Harry Potter AU).

So things you need to know about Aziraphale in this AU:

  • Madden Aziraphale is a 30 year old pure blood wizard. 
  • Aziraphale hates his first name and tries to avoid its usage at all costs.
  • Recently started teaching Defense Against the Dark Arts at Hogwarts.
  • His Hogwarts house is Ravenclaw (even though he could have been sorted into Slytherin).
  • His Illvermore House is Thunderbird.
  • His wand is made of Sycamore wood with a unicorn hair core. It is 10′ 3/4′’ with unyielding flexibility.
  • His patronus takes the form of a dolphin.
  • Aziraphale has a Dark Breasted Barn Owl (meaning she is a Barn Owl with a lovely dark colour mutation). Her name is Tempy, although Aziraphale usually refers to her as his “Darlingest Little One”.
  • He used to be an Auror prior to his teaching at Hogwarts. He no longer hold a place as such due to “unknown” reasons. He never talks about it.
  • Spellscaring that causes a darker coloration to his hands, chest and upper back. Spellscaring is caused by prolonged exposure to a spell, and each spell leaves a different scar. Aziraphale claims that he got them back during his studies, whenever asked about it (he never specifies which spell caused it).
  • On his free time, Aziraphale works on his own spells and charms. His goal is to dismantle the Death Eater organisation.

The Crowley character sheet will be uploaded soon and you’ll be able to check it out here.

Reblogging because the Crowley Character sheet has been posted!!!!


Aziraphale also got a redesign, mostly just his spellscarring, I will be updating that soon

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jawn-lma·9 months agoPhoto

I have finally finished Aziraphale’s character sheet for mine and @rin-a-din​‘s Ineffable Wizardry AU (an Harry Potter AU).

So things you need to know about Aziraphale in this AU:

  • Madden Aziraphale is a 30 year old pure blood wizard. 
  • Aziraphale hates his first name and tries to avoid its usage at all costs.
  • Recently started teaching Defense Against the Dark Arts at Hogwarts.
  • His Hogwarts house is Ravenclaw (even though he could have been sorted into Slytherin).
  • His Illvermore House is Thunderbird.
  • His wand is made of Sycamore wood with a unicorn hair core. It is 10′ 3/4′’ with unyielding flexibility.
  • His patronus takes the form of a dolphin.
  • Aziraphale has a Dark Breasted Barn Owl (meaning she is a Barn Owl with a lovely dark colour mutation). Her name is Tempy, although Aziraphale usually refers to her as his “Darlingest Little One”.
  • He used to be an Auror prior to his teaching at Hogwarts. He no longer hold a place as such due to “unknown” reasons. He never talks about it.
  • Spellscaring that causes a darker coloration to his hands, chest and upper back. Spellscaring is caused by prolonged exposure to a spell, and each spell leaves a different scar. Aziraphale claims that he got them back during his studies, whenever asked about it (he never specifies which spell caused it).
  • On his free time, Aziraphale works on his own spells and charms. His goal is to dismantle the Death Eater organisation.

The Crowley character sheet will be uploaded soon and you’ll be able to check it out here.

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