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jay-todds-bae · 2 years
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Damian: We vegetarians love the environment. Carnivores are sick freaks.
(Name): How can vegetarians possibly love the environment.. you keep eating all the fucking plants.
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jay-todds-bae · 2 years
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(Name) *Accidentally hits Jason in the face during training* (Name) *Trying to decide between saying 'I’m fucking sorry' and 'Are you okay'* (Name):  ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?! Jason: What the fuck is wrong with you?!
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jay-todds-bae · 2 years
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(Name): Jason...
Jason: Oh no 'Jason' in B flat
Jason: You're disappointed
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jay-todds-bae · 2 years
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Hiya! I just wanted to say I just found your account and I love it so much 💖 your posts make me laugh so much. I especially love the jason todd ones. Once again, I love your account and I've definitely been reblogging your posts 🤗💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖
Thank you so much!! This means the world to me. I'm sorry I'm not as active as I'd like to be. Seeing so many sweet comments like yours really warms my heart and makes my day.
<3
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jay-todds-bae · 2 years
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(Name), pointing a camera at Jason: Aw there he is, my sweet baby Jason, holding a gun and covered in blood: What-?
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jay-todds-bae · 2 years
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Tim: Okay Dick, truth or dare?
Dick: Dare!
Tim: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room.
Dick: Hey Barbara
Barbara blushing: yeah ?
Dick: Can you move ? I'm trying to get to (Y/n)
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jay-todds-bae · 2 years
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Jason: The risk I took was carefully calculated
(Y/n): WE ALMOSY DIED!!
Jason: I never said I was good at maths
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jay-todds-bae · 2 years
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Bumping into the batboys on the street
Jason Todd :
"Oi whatch wher- oh you're cute"
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Dick Grayson :
"Oh shit, I'm so sorry are you okay?"
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Damian Wayne :
"Next time try looking with both eyes"
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Tim Drake :
"Oh, don't worry about it"
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Bruce Wayne :
"Alfred call my lawyers, VENGENCE!"
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jay-todds-bae · 2 years
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(Y/n): why are you smiling ?
Jason: what? Am I not allowed to be happy?
Dick: Damian tripped and fell down the stairs
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jay-todds-bae · 2 years
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BatLife turned 4 today!
I know I don't post as often as I'd like but I appreciate every single one of you who stuck around and anyone who's just joining, you are all amazing and make me happy. Looking forward to what comes next xx
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jay-todds-bae · 2 years
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Jason and (Y/n) in a middle of a fight~
Jason: you should be addicted to shutting the fuck up
(Y/n): haha you wanna kiss me so bad it makes you look stupid
Jason: and so what if I do?
(Y/n): OwO
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jay-todds-bae · 5 years
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Hi! So im new here, and I wanted to request something (if requests are open) and I wanted to know if you have any rules??? Anyways, thanks!
Hiya, yes requests are open so feel free to drop one :D.
And yes I also have a few rules but being the big dumb dumb I am I never posted them.
I don't do SMUT's and I mainly only focus on writing (female) reader inserts and finally I'm not an experienced writer so I may not be able to fulfil every request and I hope everyone can respect that.
I hope my answer was helpful :)
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jay-todds-bae · 5 years
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(Y/n): When life gives you lemons-
Damian: You squeezed them into people's eyes!
(Y/n): Dami no!
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jay-todds-bae · 5 years
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Are request open?
Yes :D
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jay-todds-bae · 5 years
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Late night (Jason Todd x Reader)
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You silently watch the world go by through the window you were sat next to, occasionally taking a few sips from your drink.
"Damn what's a cute thing like you doing here, all alone?". An unknown figure asks as he places a hand on your shoulder.
You turn in his direction and slap his hand away.
"Don't touch me, this is favourite hoodie, wouldn't want you to stain it". He was taken aback by your actions and was clearly embarrassed as the other customers started laughing at his petty attempt to try and flirt with you.
"Whatever, you're just full of shit". He barks before walking out of the bar.
You look back down to see you glass had been spilled across the table, letting out a tired sigh, you pick up and put on your coat and decide to call it a night and head home. You pull your hoodie over your head to avoid the rain and slowly pace yourself down the street.
"And then the bitch has the nerve to slap my hand, if I ever see her goddam face I'll make her regret it".
You walk past a few men, one who you had encountered in the bar and 2 other that you assumed were his friends.
"Hey you! That's the bitch I was talking about!". You turn your face towards the screaming man.
"Can I help you?". You say sarcastically, glaring at the man who had stopped you in your tracks.
"You can help by apologising to me for what you did at the bar, making me look like a fool in front of all those people!". He says pointing at you and slowly walking towards you.
"Why should I apologise for your stupid actions, grow up dude". You answer before heading off once again.
Not wanting to be bested again, the drunken man pulls out a sharp blade from his pocket.
"Girls like you need to be taught a lesson". He launches in your direction but before he could even lay a finger on you he was knocked out by one of Gotham's vigilantes.
"Are you two gonna make the same mistake you friend here just made?". He asks them pointing a gun in their direction.
"Shit, it's Redhood, RUN!".
The vigilante dusted off some dirt and hoisted his guns away and turned to you.
"Are you stalking me?"
"This is the part people normally thank me for saving them, not accuse me of stalking them". Redhood answers with a scoff.
"That's odd, I could've sworn I told a friend I was heading to this specific bar, only for him to tell me off about all the dangers of going alone at this hour, and then for a vigilante to show up and save my day...". You slowly make you way closer to the redhood causing him to feel uneasy.
"I could recognise those thighs anywhere Todd, and also your ass-". You answer with a smirk.
"How did you know (Y/n)?". He says pulling off his helmet.
"Okay okay, I get -wait you've been looking at my ass?". Jason's says as his cheeks turned bright red.
"Erm...Sooo if crime fighting like a family thing? Or...?". You let out a few giggle as you try to change the context of the conversation.
"Yeaaah, I guess". Jason answers whilst rubbing the back of his neck.
"Well dont worry your secret is safe with me on one condition". You say making Jason look at you in confusion.
"What condition?". He asks.
"Buy me pizza". You say with a smile causing him to erupt in laughter.
"Sure thing, I got you".
- Back at (Y/n)'s apartment -
You were scrolling through your phone as Jason used your bathroom to change his attire into something more casual. Not long after Jason walks into the living room wearing a black shirt and a pair of camo pants and takes a seat on the sofa beside you.
"So Jay do you normally follow me around as Redhood or was today the first?". You place you phone on your lap and turn towards Jason.
"First and clearly not the last". He answers.
"Why are you always do worried about me Jay? It's almost like you have feeling for me or something?". You froze as you realised what you had said but brushed the comment off with a laugh. But you nervously waited for a reply from Jason. All jokes aside, you loved it when he got all worried about you and showed how much he cared but you were too shy to tell him how you really felt. After all he was the dashing Jason Todd and you were just (Y/n).
"Yeah maybe that's why". Jason answers whilst placing his hand into yours. "No, I'm sure, I love you (Y/n), and I never want to see you get hurt". You let out a small gasp as Jason confesses his feelings. You couldn't believe he felt the same way, you'd never felt so happy until today.
"I love you too Jason". Jason immediately pulls you into his arms in joy and the two of you giggle in happiness.
*Ding Dong*
"Ohh the pizza is here". You place a quick peck onto Jason's lips and shoot up from the sofa and ran towards the door.
"Finally, my two favourite things in the world are here together". Jason says with a grin.
The end
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Request are open, don't be shy
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jay-todds-bae · 5 years
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Just wanted to say I absolutely love your blog!
Awww, thank you so much :)
It really means a whole lot.
You've officially made my day.
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jay-todds-bae · 5 years
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(Y/n) on her period
Jason: Let's talk about your feelings.
(Y/n): I feel irritated about your existence.
Jason: Ok let's talk about the weather.
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