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umm where have you been? you haven't posted in a while. I hope you're doing well

Hello, thank you so much for checking in, unfortunately, I kinda lost inspiration for this account. I was going to make a post about it but I thought If I had a new idea I'd post it or something but never happened hahaha

I also want to take this opportunity to post about something serious. Several devastating earthquakes hit my country Turkiye. While I am okay and not affected, thousands have lost their lives and at least 164,000 buildings have either collapsed or are damaged so people are homeless in the middle of the winter. All I need is for people to be aware of the situation but I will share a link for donations because 1 dollar is 19 lira so every dollar helps. The earthquake aftershocks are still hitting, destroying damaged buildings.

I'm sorry for using your ask anon but I had forgotten I have a following here. And it pains me to feel so helpless in this situation.

#ask #important #türkiye #earthquake

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Jason: Here's a good idea, we hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to fight whoever is underneath.

Bruce: That's a bad idea.

Dick: Mistlefoe...

Bruce: Don't encourage him!

#dick grayson #nightwing #jason todd #red hood #bruce wayne #batman #jaydick #bat family #batfam #incorrect bat family #incorrect batfam

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Dick: would you do me-

Jason: maybe

Dick: would you do me a small favor

Jason: honestly, i'm not so sure. what's in it for me

Dick: [opens empty wallet] the ghost of 5 dollars

#dick grayson #nightwing #jason todd #red hood #jaydick #incorrect jaydick #batfam #bat family

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Duke: Is Dick always like this when he loses?

Jason: Yeah. You should've been there for the Great Jenga Tantrum of 2015.

Dick: You bumped that table and you know it!

#jason todd #red hood #dick grayson #nightwing #duke thomas #signal #incorrect bat fam #incorrect batfam #incorrect batboys

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Tim, on the phone with Jason: he’s in the kitchen again…

Dick, reading a recipe: “beat three eggs.” In what? Hand to hand combat?

Jason: GET. HIM. OUT.

#jason todd #red hood #tim drake #red robin #dick grayson #nightwing #jaydick #bat boys #incorrect batfam #incorrect bat fam #incorrect jaydick #i just think jason and damian are the only bat boys who are competent in the kitchen #damian is not passionate about it but he can cook really good food #but jason really loves cooking like #sometimes when hes in a good mood he cooks for the entire family #alfred is proud #tim can cook eggs and boil water #thats it #dick on the other hand... #hes just. not allowed

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Dick: Damian figured out he can put sticky notes on people's backs

Dick: He doesn't know they're supposed to say stuff like "kick me" so they only have animal facts on them

#dick grayson #nightwing #Damian Wayne #Damian al Ghul #robin #incorrect bat fam #incorrect batfam #incorrect batboys

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Dick: *trying to open a door* It's locked.

Jason: Don't worry, locks are my specialty.

Jason: *throws a brick through the window*

#jason todd #red hood #dick grayson #nightwing #jaydick #incorrect jaydick

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Duke: We need to distract these guys

Dick: Leave it to me

Dick: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.

Jason, Tim and Damian: *Immediately begin arguing*

#tim drake #dick grayson #jason todd #Damian Wayne #Damian al Ghul #duke thomas #robin #red robin #red hood #nightwing #signal #batboys #incorrect batfam #incorrect batboys #incorrect bat family

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*texting*

Tim: turn around :)

Tim: the other way

Tim: wrong way again lol

Kon: where are you???!?

Tim: at home. watching you turning aimlessly in circles is funny

Kon: *immediately locates the hidden camera and flips him off*

#tim drake #red robin #conner kent #kon el #superboy #timkon #incorrect timkon #incorrect timkon quotes #batfam #bat family #incorrect bat family

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Jason: Dick was annoying today so I told him that I can’t wait for our special day tomorrow.

Tim: There is nothing special about tomorrow.

Jason: Yeah, but there is something special about watching the color leave his face as panic takes over.

#additions #i can imagine dick doomscrolling his phone gallery to find pics taken on the same date #lmao #dick asks tim for help and tim almost explodes from holding in his laugh

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Jason: Dick was annoying today so I told him that I can't wait for our special day tomorrow.

Tim: There is nothing special about tomorrow.

Jason: Yeah, but there is something special about watching the color leave his face as panic takes over.

#jason todd #dick grayson #jaydick #red hood #nightwing #tim drake #red robin #incorrect jaydick #incorrect batboys

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Dick: 14 year old me would be both terrified and in awe at who I am now.

Tim: 14 year old me wouldn't think I'd get this far.

Jason: I was dead when I was 14.

Damian: I would fight 14 year old me.

Tim: You ARE 14.

Damian: I said what I said.

#dick grayson #nightwing #tim drake #red robin #jason todd #red hood #damian wayne #damian al ghul #robin #bat boys #batfam #bat bafmily #incorrect bat boys

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Kon: Tim, my beautiful angel, I would cross oceans and move mountains for you. I would fly into darkness if I knew it would make you happy.

Tim: Can I have some of your fries?

Kon: I'm sorry but these are, unfortunately, my fries.

#Tim Drake #kon el #conner kent #red robin #superboy #timkon #incorrect timkon

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Tim: You've been giving Dick a lot of attention lately.

Jason: He injured his wrist.

Tim: I injured my leg.

Jason: Then go to a hospital.

#jason todd #red hood #tim drake #red robin #dick grayson #nightwing #jaydick #incorrect jaydick #batboys #bat boys #incorrect bat family

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Bruce: Hey kid, are you okay?

Dick: *lying face down* I'm depressed.

Bruce: Damn me too.

Bruce: No wait, hi depressed, I'm dad.

Bruce: NO, WAIT! What's wrong?

#Bruce Wayne #dick grayson #batman #nightwing #brudick #incorrect brudick #incorrect batfam #incorrect bat fam #incorrect bat family #bat family

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Tim: Ugh, Jason and I had a fight yesterday. Apparently I am "very mentally ill" and "obsessed with control" and "need to stop monitoring everything". What the hell? I'm just very focused on my job. I like it. I don't mind getting less sleep if I can catch another criminal. I'm not even addicted to coffee, that's an exaggeration, I just like the taste. A running joke in the family at this point. I use Adderall. It's way better than caffeine. Sometimes it makes my heart beat a little too fast but it's fine. *chuckles.

Tim: Thoughts?

Kon: And prayers.

#cw// drugs #tw// drugs #tw// drug use #tw// drug abuse #tim drake #kon el #conner kent #superboy #red robin #jason todd #red hood #timkon #incorrect timkon #incorrect batfam #incorrect bat family #pushing my tim headcanons a bit here #:p

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Tim, unable to sleep: Ugh what time is it?

Damian: I don't know, hand me my violin.

*plays the violin*

Jason: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE VIOLIN AT 3 AM?!?!?

Damian: It's 3 AM.

#tim drake #damian wayne #damian al ghul #robin #red robin #jason todd #red hood #incorrect bat boys #incorrect bat family #incorrect batfam