jayphoenic - Tumblr blog

jayphoenic · 7 months

Text

This is giving

DISASTER GIRL

Literally the same thing

Except Obi-Wan is the reason for the disaster

DAY 1 | PURGE TROOPER CODY/EMPEROR OBI-WAN

yay! It’s @codywanweek 🥳 and I am not prepared.

#disaster girl meme #disaster lineage #obi wan kenobi #obi wan #commander cody #codywan

1K notes · View notes

jayphoenic · 8 months

Text

the ideas that “libido and attraction can be separate and for many aces they are”, “aces who have and enjoy sex are still ace” and “aces who do not have sex and don’t want to shouldn’t be pressured” and “you should accept aces regardless of their sexual behavior” can and should coexist

19K notes · View notes

jayphoenic · 9 months

Text

Writing advice from my uni teachers:

If your dialog feels flat, rewrite the scene pretending the characters cannot at any cost say exactly what they mean. No one says “I’m mad” but they can say it in 100 other ways.

Wrote a chapter but you dislike it? Rewrite it again from memory. That way you’re only remembering the main parts and can fill in extra details. My teacher who was a playwright literally writes every single script twice because of this.

Don’t overuse metaphors, or they lose their potency. Limit yourself.

Before you write your novel, write a page of anything from your characters POV so you can get their voice right. Do this for every main character introduced.

198K notes · View notes

jayphoenic · 9 months

Note

Hello!

I don't know if it's still okay to ask for recommendations. I have recently been into daminette story (and I have been in love with this couple). Do you have good recommendations where Ladybug and Robin swap their body multiple times? I read one fanfic, where they have a similar theme, and I have been obsessed!

Thank you! With LOVE!

I'm sorry but I don't know any stories where they swap bodies. Here's a recommendation of Daminette anyways. Some of these are filled with fluff and some Lila salt so enjoy!

Daminette AO3 Fanfic Recommendations 2

Tolerance by @superpsychonutcase

Chapters: 2/2

Lila is up to her old tricks. Thankfully, Tim and the employees of Wayne Enterprises are not as dimwitted as Bustier and her class.

Warmth by FridayFirefly

Chapters: 2/2

When Damian wakes up with a stranger in his bed, he knows that there is only one possible explanation: that stranger is his Soulmate.

#SunshineOfGotham by sixtyeightdays

Chapters: 14/14

All of Gotham knows Marinette, the Sunshine who's made her way into everyone's hearts.

But so what if all of Gotham knows Marinette? Does her class know that they know Marinette?

Of course not, why would they! But, well, let's see how they find out.

A Welcoming Change by Brinxiethebear

Chapters: 43/43

Damian Wayne always saw himself in a certain light. He was calculating and cold and he always took his work seriously. He was what others would call the Ice Prince. He was a loner and by choice. The only people he ever really tolerated talking to was his family and his only friend, Jon. Mainly he just spent time with his pets.

So can you guess what happens when a new girl ends up coming to his school? It's certainly not what he was expecting. He finds that its a welcoming change nonetheless, no matter what surprises may come his way.

Gotham's (Fashion) Disasters by FaithWarrior

Chapters: 22/?

Marinette and her parents are dragged along to the Rock wedding of the year by none other than the groom himself Jagged Stone. To complicate matters the wedding is in Gotham city America. By the grace of her Ladybug luck Marinette has everything prepared for the trip. But her skills are needed in Gotham, and she might find something while she's there.

Part 1

Remember some chapters are longer than others (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*.✧

154 notes · View notes

jayphoenic · 9 months

Text

I'VE FOUND IT!!! It was actually in my drafts but it was for some reason pushed in between my other drafts instead of being at the top like how all new drafts are.

HELP!!! My Draft Disappeared o(TヘTo)

So I had an ask and I decided to reply, then I decided to just keyboard smash it and then draft it so I can work on it later. Got everything I need to reply to the person and then when I went to look at my drafts. Nothing. It wasn't in the drafts. And then I looked at my inbox hoping it was there. Nope. Nada. Went to look at my main page hoping that I just accidentally posted it instead of accidentally losing it. NOPE. IT ISN'T ANYWHERE. I EVEN LOOKED AT TUMBLR THROUGH MY PHONE HOPING MY LAPTOP WAS JUST GLITCHING OR SMTH. (‘A`) It wasn't. I can't find the ask in my posts, inbox, or drafts (where it should have been). And I can remember who asked. I'm hoping someone knows a solution to my predicament.

And if you don't know, please reblog.

3 notes · View notes

jayphoenic · 9 months

Text

HELP!!! My Draft Disappeared o(TヘTo)

So I had an ask and I decided to reply, then I decided to just keyboard smash it and then draft it so I can work on it later. Got everything I need to reply to the person and then when I went to look at my drafts. Nothing. It wasn't in the drafts. And then I looked at my inbox hoping it was there. Nope. Nada. Went to look at my main page hoping that I just accidentally posted it instead of accidentally losing it. NOPE. IT ISN'T ANYWHERE. I EVEN LOOKED AT TUMBLR THROUGH MY PHONE HOPING MY LAPTOP WAS JUST GLITCHING OR SMTH. (‘A`) It wasn't. I can't find the ask in my posts, inbox, or drafts (where it should have been). And I can remember who asked. I'm hoping someone knows a solution to my predicament.

And if you don't know, please reblog.

#help help help #someone help #this is a cry for help #tumblr help #pls help #help plz #tumblr #people on tumblr

3 notes · View notes

jayphoenic · 10 months

Text

Marvel x MLB x DC Crossovers Prompts/Fics Recommendaitons

// Day 9 // Marvel Crossover // by @chloe-bourgeois-is-big-gay

Ladybug groaned, “Who attacks a convention full of superheroes?! That’s asking to get beat up!”

Red Robin agreed, “I know! Who are they fooling?”

Chat and Spider-man exchanged a look, “Continue your flirting after the attack, maybe? Just a thought.”

“We’re not flirting!”

Spider Vs Bird by @unmaskedagain

The two boys eyed each other.

Marinette looked confused, “Damian I told you about Peter, right? I talked about him all the time. And the same for Damian, Peter.”

“You didn’t mention he was Peter Stark,” Damian stated.

“Peter Stark-Rogers,” Peter corrected. “And you’re Damian Wayne.”

Spider V Bat by @cornholio4

“You can do so much better than the stupid insect here; trust me when I say Parker is not your time!” Damian said coldly and this caused everyone to pause. Did Damian know Peter already?

“I can understand liking Marinette but she is my girlfriend so you can please back off.” Peter said protectively having heard of Marinette’s encounter with Damian before from her in the emails and video chats they had.

They Answered by @sturchling

This doesn't actually have a title

Batman fumed at seeing the other group of heroes allowed to be in the city while they were being forced out. “Why are we not allowed here, but they are!? They aren’t local heroes.” The girl in a Ladybug themed costume stepped forward through the crowd, “They get to be here because they actually answered our call for help and were instrumental in the defeat of Hawkmoth. They arrived before the ban, followed my team’s lead, and respected the wishes of my team as well as the city. They proved to be good allies. You and your group on the other hand, ignored and denied our requests and now want to come in and do damage control. Now you leave, or we will make you.”

95 notes · View notes

jayphoenic · 10 months

Text

Searching For A Star Wars Fic (2). Help?

I remember reading this on Ao3 but I don't remember the title.

So Obi-Wan and Jango meet in a dream and Obi gives him the dark Saber or smth that legitimates his right to be Mand'alor and when Jango wakes up he has that thing in real life. Some kind of Mando seer says this means Obi is like some kind of important person for Mandalorians.

I also remember Obi-Wan finding 3 clones of Jango Fett and named the oldest Kote meaning Glory and when the Mandos get Cody they realised who delivered them and were like. Cody's going to be a great warrior cause Obi named him Kote.

#star wars #obi wan fanfiction #obi wan/jango fett #jango fett #obi wan kenobi #mandalorians

14 notes · View notes

jayphoenic · 10 months

Text

Maribat Masterlist 2

The Supreme Masterlist by @icerosecrystal

Masterlist by @neakco

Maribat Series Masterlist by @jinx-jade

Batman Rec Fic by @lurkinglurkerwholurks

Masterlist by @arty-shadow-morningstar

115 notes · View notes

jayphoenic · 10 months

Text

Timothy Luthor

by @bluethursday

Timothy Luthor | Timothy Luther: Part 2

Timothy Luthor: Damian | Timothy Luthor: Jason

Timothy Luthor: Birthday | Timothy Luthor: Dating

Timothy Luthor: Brother | Timothy Luthor: Sick Day

Timothy Luthor: Sibling | Timothy Luthor: Different

Wayne vs Luthor

When it came to his attention that Lex had a biological son, the first thing he did was collect blackmail material on the boys parents. The second thing he did was arrange for custody of Timothy to be given fully to him. Visitation rights were to be discussed later, and by that he meant that there would be no visitation rights. As far as the word knew Lex had simply been keeping his son out of the public spotlight.

When he first met Timothy the boy was five years old. His first thought was that the boy was a doll, a living breathing porcelain doll. His second was that he was far too small to be five, maybe three if he was being generous. His third was that they had the same eyes.

32 notes · View notes

jayphoenic · 11 months

Text

MLB Alya Cesaire Salt Prompts/Fics Recommendations

A Bakers Daughter by @ladyanput

This doesn't actually have a title

“You’re not walking away from this, Marinette! If you need harrassing Lila like this, you’ll get arrested! Get it in your head! Adrien doesn’t want you! He would never want a baker’s daughter, someone so useless and uninspiring! You’ll never reach great heights, Lila does! Lila has more talent grace in one pinky, than you have in your entire being! You’ll always be a nobody and you need to learn to deal with that.”

All This After a Monkey Tries to Steal Marinette’s Purse by @cornholio4

“Dad, I can explain…” Alya replied while trying to think of an explanation that sounded somewhat believable.

“I sent Marinette to our house to wait for either of us, I want you home within half an hour to take over for the babysitting duties that you were supposed to be doing anyway! I will try and be home shortly to have a talk with you!” Otis told him sternly and Alya looked down sadly having to tell Nino and Adrien that she has to get home with them looking concerned.

FACT CHECK by @spooky-z

“Marinette, aren’t you ashamed of yourself? Act like nothing is wrong. I didn’t know you could be that cold and calculating.” She caught everyone’s attention again, especially Marinette.

Marinette sighed, her elbow resting on the table, she laid her head on her palm. There was an air of boredom around her. Chloe, Sabrina and Nathaniel with unimpressed looks on their faces.

New York Special Salt: Confrontation by @nobodyfamousposts

Adrien was shaking at this point, but forcing himself to remain steady.

“You both knew Marinette liked me. Fine. Sure. Apparently she was having trouble telling me this. That’s okay. You knew she felt this way and was having trouble telling me. I get that.”

He glared.

“What I don’t get is why it was necessary to go THIS far instead of just TELLING me what was going on yourselves?!”

Exposed by @miraculousbelladonna

She is still absolutely going to have words with her bestie later, but she doesn’t think twice about posting the life changing video onto her blog.

All she’s thinking about is how it’s so cool that she’s the one who found Ladybugs identity. It’s so cool that she’s the one who’s revealing it. It’s so cool that her best friend, Marinette, is Ladybug. Her views are going to go through the roof. Television channels are going to be talking about this, they’re going to be calling her and asking to use her footage.

356 notes · View notes

jayphoenic · 11 months

Text

THIS!!!!!

THIS F#CKING GIF 😂😂😂😂

HE LOOKS SO MUCH LIKE PRINCE CHARMING TO ME

Prince Charming decided that he must follow the Will of the Force 🤭🤭🤭🤭

"Come and get me."

#yan dooku #dooku #star wars #jedi dooku #jedi #prince charming #cinderella #Cinderella's Prince has the force #and a beard

687 notes · View notes

jayphoenic · 1 year

Text

For some reason, I thought this was a Batman post

Someone: "This kid is a villain"

Batman: "..."

Someone: "They've hurt people"

Batman: "..."

Someone: "They have absolutely no parental-"

Batman (to the kid): "Please sign here" (shows adoption papers)

Someone: "......"

Homeless people are people too!

#batman fandom #batdad #batfamily #batfam #batkids #serial adopter bruce wayne #why is that not a tag here?

47K notes · View notes

jayphoenic · 1 year

Text

Someone actually made a fic based on this @dehydratedmockingbird

Tho you can only access it if you have an ao3 account

Batman getting a case file from Jim Gordon of a John Doe found dead after a mass shooting. When Batman asked if Gordon just needed help finding out who the body was Jim’s like “no, the John Doe is Daniel James Fenton. But the thing is that this is the fifth body of his we found.”

The chaos that would cause!!!!

But like what if the BatFam try to rope Phantom into it and he just awkwardly having to explain that it’s HIS dead bodies they keep finding cuz he keeps accidentally getting shot in crossfire of gang violence cuz he lives on the streets.

1K notes · View notes

jayphoenic · 1 year

Text

If Yoda did stab somebody I feel like he would gaslight them and just say "Do that, did I?" while staring at them all innocent like

*The Disaster Lineage’s (minus yoda) thoughts on stabbing* Obi Wan: Would never stab anyone. Ahsoka: Would stab someone in retaliation. Qui Gon: Yells “I won’t hesitate, bitch!” first. Dooku: Would stab without warning. Anakin: Would stab as a warning.

#disaster lineage #yoda #dooku #qui gon #obi wan #anakin #ahsoka #jedi #sith #star wars #obi wan and anakin #qui gon and obi wan #qui gon jinn #count dooku #yan dooku #master yoda #anakin skywalker

230 notes · View notes

jayphoenic · 1 year

Text

Phantom: *Kicks down the doors of the Titans Tower*

Titans core four: *Getting ready to fight"

Phantom: Which one of you is Superboy?

Kon:

Kon: Me obviously *gesturing to the large S on his chest*

Phantom: Cool. What custody days do you want?

Kon: You're going to have to explain

Phantom: *partially unravels the bundle of blankets to reveal a baby with kryptonian blue eyes*

Phantom: Congrats! You're a dad!

Kon: Oh god the card I got in the mail wasn't a prank

Phantom: Nope. Help me name him.

Tim: I have so many questions

Phantom: I have so few answers

Cassie: Thats not comforting

Phantom: I woke up in a mad scientists laboratory 200 years in the future to find out i have a clone baby with someone I've never heard of and everyone I knew and love is likely dead.

Kon:

Cassie:

Tim:

Phantom: If anyone needs comforting here its me

Nightwing: *the only adult in this situation* Okay, how about we talk about this. I'm sure the Justice League will be happy to help you and your baby

4K notes · View notes

jayphoenic · 1 year

Text

Phantom: *Kicks down the doors of the Titans Tower*

Titans core four: *Getting ready to fight"

Phantom: Which one of you is Superboy?

Kon:

Kon: Me obviously *gesturing to the large S on his chest*

Phantom: Cool. What custody days do you want?

Kon: You're going to have to explain

Phantom: *partially unravels the bundle of blankets to reveal a baby with kryptonian blue eyes*

Phantom: Congrats! You're a dad!

Kon: Oh god the card I got in the mail wasn't a prank

Phantom: Nope. Help me name him.

Tim: I have so many questions

Phantom: I have so few answers

Cassie: Thats not comforting

Phantom: I woke up in a mad scientists laboratory 200 years in the future to find out i have a clone baby with someone I've never heard of and everyone I knew and love is likely dead.

Kon:

Cassie:

Tim:

Phantom: If anyone needs comforting here its me

Nightwing: *the only adult in this situation* Okay, how about we talk about this. I'm sure the Justice League will be happy to help you and your baby

4K notes · View notes