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My first update in like. 14 years I'm so sorry for straight up dying but we BACK
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IT’S COCKTOBER 🍆🎃 U KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS 👀👅 DICK SUCKING AWARENESS MONTH 😯🙆🏼👅 SEND THIS TO 12 OF UR CLOSET HOES 👭😈 THAT LOVE THAT DICK 🍆🍆🍆💦💦💦🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃THOT-O-WEEN 🎃IS UPON US !! YOU ARE QUEEN👸🏿 OF THE THOTS!!! FORWARD THIS TO 7⃣ OF THE 🍆THOTTIEST🍆 THOTS 💁🏿 THAT YOU KNOW WILL GET SOME 👉🏿👌🏿 SOON !!! IF YOU DON’T, BE PREPARED 🙍🏿 FOR 6⃣9⃣ DAYS OF BAD LUCK ⚠️ 🍀
((The fact that this... Came BACK. WHEN WAS THIS SENT, I'VE BEEN BUSY SOMEWHERE ELSE, WHEN DID THIS ARRIVE IN MY INBOX. I'M LITERALLY COMING OUT OF MY MENTAL HEALTH BREAK AWAY FROM MEDIA JUST FOR THIS, SPECIFICALLY FOR THE COCKTOBER ASKS ARRIVAL))
((who did it. Who remembered. I love you, I love you so much, but I am going to beat you to death out of love))
((I can't believe this is what my blog will forever be known for. THIS is what stuck around, I have to live with that knowledge now. Cocktober. Cocktober.... Got me to where I am today))
((Also happy late birthday to my blog and this God awful ask 🥺🥺 it's been over a YEAR now...))
((Also... Read tags for some other info...))
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((I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT UPON SEEING THIS I DEADASS HAD AN ENTIRE MELTDOWN IN A DISCORD SERVER IM IN. THIS ART IS JUST THE BEGINNING, BUT I COULDN'T LET THIS GO UNNOTICED ANY LONGER BECAUSE ITS SO GOOD AND ITS SO CUTE AND I ACTUALLY SHED. REAL. TEARS OVER THIS. I DONT KNOW HOW TO SAY THANK YOU ENOUGH??? ITS BEEN ON MY MIND FOR DAYS,, I'M JUST. I'M STILL IN SHOCK HONESTLY...))
((THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS??? IT CAUGHT ME SO OFF GUARD I LOVE IT SO MUCH...))
((EVERYONE PLEASE LOOK AT THIS ITS ONE OF THE CUTEST AND KINDEST THINGS I'VE EVER SEEN))
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Less talk, more crying over here-
Yeah i was that anon.
Sincerely, this animation have TOO MANY errors (obviously because this is a test, and i also have other things to finish) and i think is really lazy...but i liked the result, and this is a gift i really wanted to do. I really love Neeps, and i just can't control myself, to do this.
I hope you liked it @jaz-transmits-official
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"Fifty IQ points and a trip to the med-bay." -Alphi
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"Pff- Aha!- HAHA! Oh dear--"
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"SIR?! Sir, is something wrong? Are you feeling alright?! I can call medbay if-"
"I'm just fine, Lyme."
"I've never heard you laugh! It's.."
"Rare. But my dearest Hay always knows how to get me to crack. Alphi, how did you find this channel? We're so far from the Massive- which I apologize for, I know I should've been home months ago, love. I hope you can forgive me, I will return right after this mission- No more detours, I promise."
"You have a MATE?!"
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To mod: I was wondering, if someone wanted to make an animation with one of your oc's, would they have permission? (Giving credit of course)
((Of course! If someone made an animation including one of my ocs I'd probably just cry, actually))
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Hi, I'm NRG. So what is your mission? You don't have to answer that, but are you like irken Invaders or were you given another different task?
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"We're not Invaders, no. We're a strike force of mostly elite soldiers. I'm the only one on this vessel that doesn't have military training."
"As for our mission- I don't think it would be very smart of us to reveal our mission to the known universe."
"Well... It wouldn't hurt to mention what we were doing. It's just normal for the Empire's procedure. It's not like it's secret."
"Hm. Sabotage?"
"Occupational hazard. We're heading toward an unexplored planet, with the intent to sweep the area for hostilities. Basically a patrol mission, for now. The planet GM-100 has had no outgoing signatures while it was being monitored so we believe it's fairly safe besides its intense weather patterns."
"We don't know what we can expect. Speaking of intense weather patterns, how are the suits coming?"
"No matter how much I try I can't find any material that can withstand acid, I'm sorry. Perhaps we can find something on the actual planet that I will be able to use to that advantage."
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((Featuring Tikit and Xathia from @medical-irken-jaz​!!))
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It is 3:20 am, I am so tired.
But instead of sleeping I drew some sleepy boys because I missed them... Brother hours
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🌓 tikit and Zim?
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Very dangerous cotton candy.
Zim's chaotic energy mixed with Tikit's sinister personality trumps the development Jaz has offered Zim, creating a small super villain with nothing but malicious intent. They are highly venomous, with venom as lethal as the box jellyfish and as painful as the platypus. A sting from this fusion will force you to stay alive and writhing for up to two months, before finally killing you off. Unfortunately, as there is no cure for Tikit's venom, there is no cure for the fusion's venom either, and it will be a long 60 days before the sweet release of inevitable death.
Together, Zim might actually have a chance at dominating the Earth. That is, of course, if Tikit manages to reason with Zim's ridiculous plans.
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Happy St Patrick’s day!  A bunch of smeets in a hat.
@jaz-transmits-official​
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Gref.
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Introducing...
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I have become. 18. Today is birthday... I'm now an adult and it's about to get real crazy real fast for no reason
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((Jaz update coming soon... Stay tuned...))
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((Behold, my fucking idiot vlogger of a son.))
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“What is up guys, welcome to the Devvlog’s DevBlog, the live streaming and everlasting Q&A! It’s me, Dev Hundi, here to answer the questions of all my beautiful fans!”
“Joining me on the DevBlog is-”
The camera pans away as Dev plops down on the couch behind him.
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“My all time number 1 best friend, Terry! Sorry for interrupting your novel, Terr- Anything to say to the camera while it’s here?”
He gently smiles before adjusting his glasses. 
“Dude no sweat off my back, I love talking to ya man. Hello Folks, Its a pleasure to meet Dev’s Lovely Fans.”
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“Love talking to you too, man-”
“Both me and Terry are here to answer any questions you have about the vlogs, what we do, where we will be next, who we will be recording with, what events we might have planned, and etcetera. The camera’s always rolling, so feel free to ask as much as you’d like!”
“I look forward to hearing from all my fans out there!”
[Dev and Terry are open for asks]
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What was the funniest hiding place you ever hid?
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Uncle Advert's fluff used to be the funniest! He wouldn't even know me and Pop were there! Sometimes he went through a whole day with us hiding and never found us! It was a lot easier when we were really really little... Now we're just little and we're too big to hide in the fluff. But it was always funny! And it's a really comfy hiding spot, so you can stay there a long time!
@ask-thelovelyadvert
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