Asparagus Jr, to his kittens: Alright, listen up, you little shits!
Asparagus Jr: Not you, Etcetera. You’re an angel and we’re glad to have you here, darling.
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Pouncival: So let me get this straight—
Tumblebrutus: More like let me run this bi you.
George: Let’s just see how this pans out.
Cheryl: We should ace-ess the situation.
Etcetera: I’m gay.
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Tumblebrutus: Whenever Pounce asks me for the Latin names of mom's plants, I just give him the names of rappers.
Pouncival: These Ludacrises are coming in great!
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Victoria: Look me in the eyes and tell me you don't have feelings for Tugger.
Mistoffelees: *looking lovingly at Tugger across the room* I don't have feelings for Tugger.
Victoria: Misto, you are nowhere near my eyes.
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Etcetera: Hi, there!
Etcetera: You may see me and ask yourself, "Wow. She's pretty dressed up. Is she going on a date?"
Etcetera: The answer is no.
Etcetera: I’m going to the Aquarium and I need the sea otters to like me.
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Mistoffelees: *looking at a corpse which has just dropped out of a fridge*
Macavity: Oh.
Macavity: Let me explain...
Mistoffelees, unfazed: Do you think I could fit in there? I think I could.
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Mistoffelees: What did I do to upset you?
Alonzo: I don't know what you mean.
Mistoffelees, pointing at all his stuff that has been moved to the highest shelf: I'm not dumb.
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Mistoffelees: Does- Does your shirt say 'Sparkly Nut Dude'?
Rum Tum Tugger: Yeah! Do you like it?
Rum Tum Tugger: Oh, come on, it's funny!
Mistoffelees: No, it's not that...
Rum Tum Tugger: Oh? Well, what is it?
Mistoffelees: Tugger...
Rum Tum Tugger: Yes?
Mistoffelees, creating sparkles in his paws: It needs to actually sparkle.
Rum Tum Tugger: I love you.
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Pouncival: *Sneaking into the kitchen at night*
Munkustrap, sleep deprived and tired: Who are you?
Pouncival, panicking: Munkustrap.
Munkustrap: Oh, okay. *Leaves*
Munkustrap: Wait, I’m Munkustrap.
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Pouncival: *doing something stupid and dangerous*
Asparagus Jr: Oh dear, look at this idiot. Where are his parents?
Asparagus Jr:
Asparagus Jr: Wait, I'm the parent!!
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Mistoffelees, narrowing his eyes: Macavity...
Macavity, showing off his claws: Mistoffelees...
Mungojerrie: Mungojerrie...
Macavity: Okay, you just said your own name.
Mungojerrie: It was the only one left.
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Teen Macavity: Don’t argue with me-
Young Munkustrap: BUT YOU’RE WRONG!
Teen Macavity: This is why you’re the slowest in Jenny's class.
Young Munkustrap: This is why Demeter doesn't like you.
Teen Macavity:
Teen Macavity: You know what? The Rumpus Cat isn’t real.
Young Munkustrap, tearing up: ....w-what?
Teen Bombalurina: WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?!
Young Munkustrap: DAAAAD!
Teen Macavity: WAIT, NO!
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Macavity after being fooled by Mistoffelees: So... You played me like a fiddle...
Mistoffelees: Oh no, Macavity, fiddles are actually difficult to play.
Mistoffelees: I played you like the cheap kazoo you are.
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Bombalurina: You’re really campaigning for “Bitch of the Year”, aren’t you?
Cassandra: As defending champion, are you nervous?
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Pouncival: Make no mistake. Not only am I party rocking, but I am also in the house tonight.
Tumblebrutus: But are you shuffling?
Pouncival: Everyday.
Asparagus Jr: What language are you two speaking??
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Munkustrap: Are you making any resolutions for the new year?
Rum Tum Tugger: Yeah, I'm resolving to just wing it and see what happens.
Munkustrap: So, you're staying the course.
Rum Tum Tugger: I stick to my strengths.
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Carbucketty: What’s the word for when hands are bisexual?
Admetus: You mean ambidextrous?
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