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The way the US puts such a lock on adderall is so goddam infuriating. Imagine your brain is broken. You feel broken for your entire life. Your broken brain makes everything harder for you and is really difficult to manage. The cure for this exists. It has basically zero side effects and all you have to do is take a pill. The doctors know this. You know this. The government knows this. They refuse to give you the pill, call you a drug addict, and then deny your disability application when you can't work without the pill.

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One day you will be on a trip and you will shit yourself seventeen times but because you are insane you will have prepared for the occasion and you will have packed 18 pairs of underwear and from that moment on, you will never be able to quiet your anxious overplanning ever again

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What's up with Zeus always taking animal form to seduce women. could he not like. do that as a man.

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One day as I dig my fingers into my skin, my nail will pierce one of its seams and I will peel this ill-fitting flesh-suit from my bones and the cacophony of hell within me with burst forth, finally released from the black hole-like pressure it was enduring, and spill out into the street in a torrent of blood and tissue and pain and noise and then you'll see. And then you'll all see.

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Maaaaan I'm so tired of the way Quebec does liquor. I don't WANT to go to a little gov-owned boutique-style store and speak with a consultant and pay $50 CAD for a small bottle of nice whiskey. I am not that fancy. I am trash, okay? I am garbage. I want to walk a maximum of five minutes to the closest, scuzziest convenience store and buy a handle of the worst liquor ever distilled, just absolutely dogshit ethanol garbage, in a plastic bottle from a brand I've never heard of, and I want it to cost $10.99. This isn't a big ask come on now.

#i give californian prices a lot of shit but tbh they do liquor correctly there #louisiana nevada also good #even utah did the state owned shit but they sold my kinda booze

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Shout out to my followers who don't give a fuck about Watcher or Taylor Swift for suffering through the last few days of this blog you guys are stronger than marines

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The Florence song like oh so this is why you (taylor) are terrified of associating with talented women because when you are directly compared to someone who knows how to sing and perform they fucking demolish you. Which is why Sabrina carpenter gets to be an opener

#this is a fucking brutal but correct take #i may not be a taylor hater but listening to Florence onFlorida i was like damn #i wish i was listening to her music instead right now

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i may not be gods strongest warrior but there is all sorts of bullshit that he makes me deal with and i hndle it not very well usually

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That poll is fucking insane. if you really think your dog's life is worth more than a human's I don't think there's any saving you. You're not quirky you're not a #dogmom you're just a terrible fucking person. You would take food out of a starving child's hands and feed it to your dog. If you genuinely would let an innocent human child die to save your dog please block me because I do not want anything to do with you.

#and I'm not at all interested in arguing about this #if you truly think a human life is worth the same as a dog's and think my argument here needs defending #then you are someone i want a million miles away from me

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You people are sick in the head

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The Watcher update basically boils down to "We're not evil!!!! Just really stupid 😭😭😭"

#an improvement tbh #watcher

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This isn't even a joke by the way this image genuinely fills me with longing

No matter where I am and who I become, in my heart of hearts I am still on one of those shitty vacant lots in SoCal full of dirt and dried out grass and one singular palm tree that refuses to die

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the earth didn’t have to give us meadows of poppies, but she did!!

#californiacore

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I can't wait for Elon to finally let the Tony Stark comparisons into his brain enough to build an iron man suit and show it off at a press conference by flying a mile into the sky where it will inevitably fail like everything he builds and then he will come crashing down to the ground like Icarus and explode into red mist

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It might seem like my opinions on this album have contradicted themselves several times. This is because I started listening to Taylor Swift in 2008 and years of exposure to this woman have made me insane, much like radiation or mold poisoning

#jello TS

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I need to (remembers to not make casual suicide jokes in order to encourage a more outwardly positive mindset and healthy conversational environment in my day to day life) kill myself

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I'm out of booze and I'm debating if I want to walk up the big hill to the provincial liquor store and then pay a million taxes to the local government in order to get drunk tonight. I feel like shit and I want a drink but God at what cost. Why do some states/provinces make it so fucking hard to get booze. if you instituted these policies in New Orleans the Louisiana government would be overthrown within days