Natasha: You know those days when you're like, "this may as well happen. adult life is already so goddamn weird."
Pierre: I quit drinking 'cause I used to drink too much and then I would black out and "ruin parties"
Anatole: Ah! One feels like a duck splashing around in all this wet! And when one feels like a duck, one is happy!
Also Anatole: I have a girlfriend now. Which is weird because I'm probably gay based on the way I've walked and talked for 28 years.
Helene: Eat ass, suck a dick, and sell drugs.
Sonya: Hey, you could pour soup on my lap and I'd probably apologize to you
Dolokhov: He grabbed a 40, smashed it on the floor and yelled "SCATTER!"
Marya D: sometimes babies will point at me, and I don’t care for that shit at all
Mary: Now I was raised Catholic. I don't know if you can tell that from everything about me.
Bolkonsky: I don't look older, I just look worse.
Andrey: I'll keep all my emotions right here, and then one day, I'll die
Balaga: the best thing about that was that after that, cars were pulling up and looking over to see who just did that piece of shit move, expecting to see like a 100-year-old blind dog who’s texting while driving and drinking a smoothie. instead, they see a 28-year-old healthy man trying his best.
“To Pierre, [the comet] is a benevolent wink from the heavens. Juxtaposed with Natasha’s aria to the moon, these two moments encapsulate an important through-line of the masterpiece that Dave Malloy and director Rachel Chavkin sculpted: that both the grandest and simplest of phenomena can inspire individual discovery. A moon is not just a moon, it is a beacon to the heart. A comet is not just a comet, it is a celestial wake-up call. Fire in the sky, for all its terror, still begets light.” - x
Happy trails to the Broadway production of Natasha, Pierre, & the Great Comet of 1812, which plays its last performance on September 03, 2017.
Just Bro Things: write love letters for him, raise ten thousand rubles, get passports, horses, and priests for an elopement, fight with your bro about the elopement, make up and kiss him on the forehead