Made the worst brownies ever created just now
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no multi option, agonize and choose, no results option, pick one to find out or scroll onward
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Every time I like or reblog a post, I leave a little bit of man residue on it
Every time I reply or add commentary to a reblog, that’s five times as much man residue
Me following your blog means your whole blog has man residue
I’m spreading it everywhere
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priest: do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife
me: i scooby dooby do
priest:
wedding guests:
my wife:
me: babe. please. say something.
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Asexual flag color picked from the celibacy gif
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going thru mood swings makes me feel like a sim its so embarrassing
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Uni, why so round? :3
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video: various wizards (white, 3 legged animals with witch hats on and simple smiley faces) zooming and panning across the screen in time with the song 'cats on mars' by the seatbelts.
✨WIZARD WEDNESDAY ONCE AGAIN✨
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its important to do this every time a museum or school thinks this is a good idea
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recently at a bar someone told me i seem like id have a lot of pdfs
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