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Jennifer Juan Confessions
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Confession 2103
Seeing Laura Blake return after the accusations against her by Teenygiant and Mollymaecosplay made me feel strange.
I know that Laura is accused of abuse but I miss her friendship with Jennifer and sometimes I wonder if her return with UK Audio Network means that a reunion could happen soon?
Is that wrong?
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Confession 2102
Monstro’s Revenge is a great story but it is a little problematic.
Monstro deserved freedom but the parallels between real attacks by killer whales on trainers made me feel worried that she will be cancelled.
Still Team Monstro though….
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Confession 2101
I’m so sorry but Eating Butterflies is a really bad song. Jennifer sounded cute but it was very by the numbers Jennifer and it didn’t seem like she was that involved outside of her own verse. The other two vocalists didn’t sound very good at all……
I thought it would be good because the Dream Girl remix with Mersadist was but it was quite bland.
I’d rather have the new album.
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Confession 2100
Three’s A Crowd shouldn’t be relatable but as someone who has been in a relationship with someone who used Replika it is. People don’t understand how insidious that technology is but I’m glad Jennifer does.
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Confession 2099
Spaghetti Man should be a movie. It’s my favourite story.
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Confession 2098
Luxor should come back in another story. He was a really interesting character so I hope he isn’t just a one shot.
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Confession 2097
Lacey is clearly based on Jennifer. A lesbian with daddy issues who feels great conflict about her origins and likes older women………. This is fine of course! Lacey is still a wonderful character and Jennifer’s connection with her does seem to mean that her stories are given extra care but I would like her to tell us one day that Lacey is based on herself.
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Confession 2096
I don’t care if it is true or not but the ‘Jennifer is dating a succession of middle aged butch lesbian politicians from Edinburgh' meme within the fandom is the funniest injoke we have ever had and I hope that it never ends.
The way that Jennifer gets all shy but also very angry about it is so cute. I have not stopped thinking about her screaming “I don’t even know any girls from Edinburgh!” It cracks me up so hard.
It’s extra funny because it clearly winds up her annoying girlfriend.
Rennifer and Jerry forever!
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Confession 2095
I think that people should go easy on Jennifer for the delay to the new album. She has given us at least one music project every few months since 2017! She deserves a break if she needs it and we have plenty of music to listen to while we wait. Just be positive and think about how good it will be in the future!!
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Confession 2094
I like the computerised voices on The Unearthly Library, but when Jennifer plays a character it is an extra special treat.
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Confession 2093
On A Cold and Frosty Morning is one of those moments where you can say “She is INSANE for that!” because she actually is. The story was so dark and twisted. I loved it! Jennifer has such a good mind for horror.
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Confession 2092
Down Bad is such a good song but it would be even better if it was longer. I know that it is basically a scrapped demo but I am so hungry for more.
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Confession 2091
Buttonzz is the only producer that Jennifer should be working with. Everyone else that she has worked with has no clue what to do with her voice.
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Confession 2090
The Puppet Mistress is often called bi by fans, but it is established that most of the dolls were just fun for her and that Marilyn was the only one who she loved. I think that she is a lesbian.
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Confession 2089
Sail Away is a beautiful song but it was a terrible single choice. I know that Jennifer doesn’t care about sales and streams but releasing a ballad about death in the middle of summer should have someone at her label fired.
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Confession 2088
Mr Smiles is one of my favourite characters. His tragic backstory is sorta washed away by his evil but I still love him.
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Confession 2087
I watch Jennifer’s Twitch streams on demand because of time difference and there is someone in Jennifer’s Twitch chat that seems to be trying really hard to convince everyone that she is Jennifer’s girlfriend without outright saying it and it is hard to watch. Jennifer gets overwhelmed and anxious easily, and this one person keeps pushing and getting mad at Jennifer for not playing along with her silly hinting. I hope that she isn’t Jennifer’s girlfriend because she seems like a massive bitch.
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