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Young Regis when someone tells him there's blood at the party:

#the witcher #lolololol #regis #THIS IS STILL WILD TO ME

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I should not be left in a book store. Look at what I found 😍 it's an anniversary edition of the witcher short stories. It's soooooo pretty like, what the fuck, it's the prettiest book I own!

#GASP #the witcher books #the witcher

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~There is a shrine in every witcher keep, though it honors no god.~

From @inexplicifics 'The Only God Of Witchers' (the amazing fic that inspired these illustrations)

I originally set out to GIF these four here but I also wanted to post all four full-resolution seasons since I think they lost quite a bit of detail in the process of animated-looping. I really enjoyed creating this study! It's an expression of my love for Inex's body of Witcher 'verse fics, which have brought me many, many feels!

#the witcher #fanart #shrieking

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Me and a pal bullshitting about posts Tired Dad Vesemir makes on ye olde single parenting forums:

"My huge rowdy sons drank too many potions and I can't calm them down or stop them from hollering about werewolves"

"All wound up from Black Blood and won't pick up their extremely sharp swords? Brewing specific sword oils to inflict more damage on dad's couch >:("

"How to keep my large pointy boys outside until the plastic covers are on"

"Fatally toxic Tostinos left all over the ancient texts"

"New beefy boy son came over for MarioKart + sleepover party and lives here now (his house burned down)"

"Lights out was 3 hours ago but all my unnatural boys have darkvision and won't stop reading Zoobooks"

"My numerous powerful sons survived access to forbidden magics and can now set fires with spells, wreaking havoc in our crumbling fortress home-- please advise?"

Book link: Chicken Soup for the Parent of Muscular Boys Constantly Engaged in Supernatural Trouble

#back on my bullshit #witcher

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He's a hilarious freaky weird dork and I will accept nothing else.

An important aspect of Geralt's character that can get lost in adaptation when he's turned into this broody, stoic badass is that deep down he's the funniest motherfucker on the continent.

#geralt #geralt of rivia #the witcher

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girl help I'm two episodes into season 3 and I'm living loving laughing???

I have SO many thoughts to articulate later.

Friends from the Nasty Discord, I'm so sorry I haven't been around but I NEED to know the reactions to that Philippa and Dijkstra scene

#the witcher #witcher netflix #witcher season 3

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Just getting into Season 3, and is it just me, or do the eye color effects on Geralt and Yennefer actually look good this time around?

#the witcher #witcher netflix #geralt of rivia #geralt #yennefer #yennefer of vengerberg

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OP... YOUR MIND...

it’s never too dark for me—i’m a freak

#the witcher #geralt of rivia #yes yes yes yes #can we have more freakshow fucked up scary looking geralts in here pleeeeeease i’m begging ‼️ #YOU GET ME

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:Sticks my head back into the fandom: "Fuck Yeah, Brother."

dara!! i haven’t seen anyone post the dara photo yet!! yay dara!! very excited to continue to see his character develop!!

#DARA #the witcher #witcher netflix #hope i have the emotional mileage to be a little freak again

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The idea that "if you can draw feet, it's because you have a fetish," is so funny.

You fools: I will draw feet and hands at any opportunity out of PURE HUBRIS

#art #drawing #fanart #honestly because they have so many points of articulation makes them that much more satisfying

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Bassist!Eskel ..... from my favorite headcanon (Rock/Metal Band AU)

It's a headcanon i've been carrying around for ages now. Dragging it from fandom to fandom. I think it finally feels right to settle with this idea in the Witcher fandom, developing and keep creating more content for this very idea.

Inspired by one of my fave bands.

Further members of the band:

Lambert (drums)

Aiden (guitar)

Geralt (unclean vocals)

Jaskier (clean vocals)

Yen/Triss (manager)

#eskel #the witcher #modern au #im subscribing to this newsletter

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Absolutely going off my shit thinking about Witchers as biological extremists.

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#the witcher #geralt #geralt of rivia #heem

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I made stickers!!

https://michelledixart.bigcartel.com/

#uuhhhhhhh i LOVE these #Witcher #the witcher

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The Ciris and their dads.

#the witcher #these inks are so satisfying #ciri #geralt #emhyr #cirilla fiona elen riannon #geralt of rivia #emhyr var emreis

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:sitting bolt upright at four am:

yengy of vengy

#the witcher

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Joke Armor post has so completely broken my notifications that I assume you all agree with me or are too cowardly to confront me.