jerseydevious

jerseydevious

phylum chordata was overrated anyway

JD, jersey, or miss devious. currently growing an exoskeleton.

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jerseydevious·2 days agoAnswer

jersey I highly appreciate you, your writing, and your posts, but please god never string together the word "meat slurry" again

ARE WE NOT ALL MOVING BAGS OF MEAT SLURRY

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jerseydevious·2 days agoAnswer

okay okay so a whole hoo rewrite would be Amazing coming from u but that would also be A Lot soooooo could u ever write just a one off like during son of neptune? (this is in reference to the ask about writing percy not losing the curse of achilles and roman distrust lol) i just love ur stuff sooo much ur just too good

i’ve kicked around my HOO rewrite a bit and i still love it - i have portions of it written solely for my sake - but i’m not sure i’d ever write the whole thing. if everyone is extremely sweet, though, you may get to see those….. if you’re okay with being incredibly confused because the rewrite in my head is DENSE in plot. but that’s about as close as i’d get.

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jerseydevious·2 days agoAnswer

Had the dentist today! Dope Son was extremely well behaved, no bother at all, you'd think he had the dentist out all the time. Chonk Girl was also very good, she pressed in for supportive cuddles, she's also very fluffy. Boss Man (Supposedly) did not vibe. At all. He's getting done a bit later. Old Lady was also good, absolutely fine, she's never a bother ever. Bastard Son is a baby still, baby teeth, no need for dentist. They're all very happy now with their radishes. They liked the radishes.

GOOD FOR THEM THEY EARNED A FEW RADISHES

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jerseydevious·2 days agoAnswer

Hey hi hello have you heard a complete list of fears by the yellow dress because I'm a lil bit drunk and as a gay it's 👌👌👌 (I'm sorry for this ask but if I have to experience emotion I will inflict on those around me and it's a good song)

i have NOT but i’ll give it a listen!!!!

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jerseydevious·2 days agoAnswer

did i mention. i made an edit for Who Carries The Fire

oh my GOD 🥺 you did??? i might cry actually honestly

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jerseydevious·2 days agoAnswer

Time for a horse update, Jers?

Idiot Son got arrested on Tuesday.

Far as I can tell, he fell onto or ran into the fence, snapped two posts, fell out of the field, then spent around half an hour running up the road and screeching because he was outside and Boss Man (Supposedly) was inside. Then the police turned up, and my friend who has the Facebook texted me and went up to check on them and called me to say that yes it was Idiot Son who'd escaped but the Police had got him back in the field. So we moved them into the other field and the police got our numbers and then we went and checked the field. They're both fine.

So that's how Tuesday night went.

I AM CRYING THIS IS MY FAVORITE STORY

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jerseydevious·2 days agoText

jerseydevious:

jack kirby was a visionary and you motherfuckers weren’t ready for him you just WEREN’T i’m sorry but jack kirby knew what he was doing. he knew how to have FUN but GOOD FUN. he said “fuck it” and made superman’s pal jimmy olsen integral to his spiralling complex epic of good and evil and did not fucking stop there, he made the hero of his spiralling complex epic of good and evil an escape artist instead of An All-Powerful Superhero Guy like everyone else in the genre and on god that man made some points. on god he made some points. the endearing exclamatory narration, the bold, blocky art style, the weird fourth dimensional technology, the quirks and the strange pieces and the heartfelt story of scott and barda and the intensity of darkseid as a metaphor for facism and the anti-life equation as an articulation of the Key To Fascist Rule, the inherent implication that dictatorial rule is the antithesis of life itself even moreso than death…….. jack kirby was brilliant i owe him my life and my first second and thirdborn

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