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jessieshark42 · 19 hours
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I need to be called silly by someone who loves me. I need to be pet on the head at least twice a day
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jessieshark42 · 11 days
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I wanna rejoin the unthinking particles of the cosmos sometimes
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jessieshark42 · 11 days
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petition to change LGBT to DFTQ (Dykes Faggots Trannies and Queers, naturally)
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jessieshark42 · 11 days
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zany to me how these um actually nihilists like to pretend that "um actually love/friendship/cooperation/kindness isn't real bc we evolved that way to benefit ourselves as a species..." um YES? that's also where tool use comes from? that's where cooking comes from? am i supposed to think social bonds & tool use & cooking aren't "real" because they evolved over time instead of appearing fully formed from the ether?
sorry u can't enjoy things. im a superior being twirling a fork in my bowl of delicious noodles whilst staring in adoration at the world
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jessieshark42 · 11 days
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jessieshark42 · 11 days
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I'm trying to make the nefarious anglerfish in Tomodachi Life, does anyone know their pronouns? headcannons are okay
also this game only has two genders which is very lame we are very limited but we have to make do
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jessieshark42 · 12 days
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TikTok has convinced so many people that you're autistic or ADHD if you have completely typical experiences like "getting songs stuck in your head" or "having a strong sense of social justice" or "reverently kissing the ice-cold crown of the crow lord". No, you do not need to have autism to squeeze your eyes shut and stand completely still as a living statue to demonstrate your total submission to the crow lord. Plenty of neurotypical people bring him tributes of glass beads, tinfoil strips, roadkill, coins from dead men's pockets, and mice or rabbits fattened weeks in advance. Honestly TikTok has become such a dangerous engine for spreading misinformation. I wouldn't be surprised if they provoke the wrath of the crow lord soon.
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jessieshark42 · 6 months
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jessieshark42 · 6 months
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God I wish this was me
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Goopy beasties and the unfortunate fact that scanners do not pick up on color shifting paint
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jessieshark42 · 10 months
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The single most wretched, disgusting, horrible thing to happen to an artist is learning to hold a pencil.
I'd cut my hands off and place them on a shelf to gather dust so they'd never have to hold one again.
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jessieshark42 · 1 year
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When I die I wanna be resurrected as the crab in the bucket of crabs that pulls the other crabs back into the bucket. And I'll love doing it
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jessieshark42 · 1 year
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The Fresno Nightcrawlers. You agree. Reblog.
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jessieshark42 · 1 year
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jessieshark42 · 1 year
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collage of female characters that people have used to “prove” that there are too many masc women in media
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jessieshark42 · 1 year
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Guy who’s only seen beauty in the mundane looking at any object: getting a lot of beauty and wonder vibes from this…
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jessieshark42 · 1 year
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jessieshark42 · 1 year
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