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jesslynkr · 4 months
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Sungmin, admiring a sleeping Hikaru: You’re so cute.
Hikaru, sleepily: I could beat your ass
Sungmin, lovingly: I know.
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jesslynkr · 7 months
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I'll going to post my incorrect fantasy boys quote, but most of them already posted on my Twitter account (no I refuse to call it X) (also several of them are made before junwon's departure so yeah it will be reposted here too under the group hastag).
For the sole group one the hastag is [#]incorrect fantasy boys quotes and for the whole trainee the hastag is [#]incorrect my teenage boy.
Stay tune!
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jesslynkr · 7 months
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Sungmin: Hikaru, you love me, right?
Hikaru: Normally I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere I won’t like.
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jesslynkr · 11 months
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Yuki: You're a lying piece of shit!
Yutaka: Oh yeah? You're the dumb that thinks you can get away with everything you do, WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!
Keita: I'm leaving and I'm taking Hiroto with me!
Ouju, gathering cards: Aaaaand that's enough Monopoly for today.
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jesslynkr · 1 year
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Ma Jingxiang: Hey, do you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?
Cai Jinxin: You’re a hazard to society!
Zhang Shuaibo: And a coward. Do twenty!
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jesslynkr · 1 year
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Jang Minseo: Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?
Jung Seyun: You texted me to satanize the house before you returned.
Jang Minseo:
Jang Minseo: I wrote sanitize, Jung Seyun!
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jesslynkr · 1 year
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• Don't give Hiroto knife because he is menace to society!!!
• Also don't give it to Krystian too because he makes disaster on kitchen (he doesn't know to crack an egg during now united era)
• I would trust Ichika and Anthonny with knife because they won't do any harm (especially Ichika my best man everrrrr and I love him so much)
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jesslynkr · 1 year
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My biggest question is... Did Gyuvin stole it from Ricky?
gyuvin: you have to go to college.
yujin: why?
gyuvin: to get nice things. see this watch? *pointing at his wrist*
yujin: yeah
gyuvin: stole this from my roommate freshman year
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jesslynkr · 1 year
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NOOOO THESE KIDS 😂 also additional note that Krystian wrote the caption because he doesn't want to making his fans sad omg how sweet he is 🥺
krystian: *nervously* so… would you like to… have dinner tonight?
anthonny: *panicking* i like to have dinner every night
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jesslynkr · 1 year
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Takuto, after the drama with Hiroto: I've been tricked, I've been backstabbed, and I've been quite possibly bamboozled.
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jesslynkr · 1 year
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Zhang Shuaibo: I'll have a martini dry
Krystian, starring at all the liquid ingredients: I don't know how to tell you this...
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jesslynkr · 1 year
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*limousine team in a crowd and can't find Krystian*
Park Jihoo: this calls for drastic measures.
Park Jihoo: *uses hands as microphone* MNET SUCKS!
Krystian: *from across the street* What the f*ck did you just say?
Krystian: I AM SO HERE FOR THAT.
Anthonny: There he is.
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jesslynkr · 1 year
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As Hiroto fans I really angry because Chuang and even Produce Japan treat him better than boys planet
hiroto: my policy is ‘if you see something, say something’
takuto: i saw a squirrel outside planet camp today!
hiroto: outstanding. this is what i’m talking about, people
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jesslynkr · 1 year
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Na Kamden: last night, we lost Wumuti
Wumuti: quit telling everyone I'm dead when I just eliminated!
Zhang Shuaibo: sometimes, I can still hear his voice calling out of us
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jesslynkr · 1 year
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Takuto: Hiroto-nii, I'm cold
Hiroto: Here, take my jacket
Ma Jingxiang: Hiroto-ge, I'm cold too
Hiroto: Damn Ma Jingxiang I can't control the weather!
Ricky: Sungmin-hyung, I'm cold too
Oh Sungmin: SHĚN QUÁNRUÌ YOU HAVE BALENCIAGA JACKET JUST WEAR IT GODDAMIT
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jesslynkr · 1 year
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Kidnapper: we have your brother
Kum Junhyeon: I don't have any brother
Kidnapper: Then whose boy who won't stop screaming "TOYONAGA TAKUTO" for three hours?
Kum Junhyeon: oh my god you have Takuto!
Kidnapper: we don't want anything just take him back PLEASE
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jesslynkr · 1 year
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Ollie: I just realized that cowboys go yee haw and ninjas go hee yaw!
Wumuti: what kind of crack are you on?
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