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Healer: I'm sorry sir but we can only allow family in to see him at this point Aragorn: Bold of you to assume I won't legally adopt him right now Frodo, half asleep inside the hospital room: You tell 'em mom

#the hobbit

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for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

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second part of my little pony g4 redesigns is done!! i redesigned alicorns!!

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The Bride and the ugly ass groom.

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🏳️‍⚧️

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Eyes in my art lol

In order we have:

- Amisra

- Bambi

- Telunia

- Lola

- Miri

- Taenor

- Erindir

- Mithwen

- Misty

#digital artist #art #wizard oc #dnd5e

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“counterspell” or as i like to call it “Nuh uh”

#bg3

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I think it's weird that identical twins aren't half the size as non-identical people. Their egg split in half so what's the deal. There should never be an identical twin taller than me

#what goes on inside your head you freak #freak is affectionate btw #<3

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truly

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"I'm going to play Dark Urge, I'm going to play a Drow, I'm going to play a Half Elf Cleric of Selune-" No. I grow tired of filling Faerun with hotties and encouraging my party's fatherless behavior.

To remedy this I have made Your Dad, the ultimate 1:1 replica of the average New Jersey father to save the realm and put a stop to my party's sad, horny business.

And before you can even ask "oh what is the Guardian Your Mom or something" of fucking course she is you fool

#bg3

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I started a gale origin run the other week and its a lot of fun to get his main POV on things but even funnier to romance astarion with his blood gimmick

#i would die for them #bg3 #bloodweave

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I have no excuse for this

#SCREAMING #AAAAAAAAA #them <3 #💖💖💖 #aziracrow #ineffable husbands

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spoon

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Three moods when I see my favorite artists/writers

#me at bg3 fanartists

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It’s the Thursday of words

cauldron is such a good word

#no i won’t elaborate