thinking abt this every day actually
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inflation is crazy. back in my days you could buy a goat for two coins. until the cat eats it, that is
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bh for my mom being behind on daf yomi so we could have a siyum today lol
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sorry we mistook your boyfriend for a cinnamon roll and we sold him with the chametz. yeah it's just a temporary agreement, you can have him back in eight days. he'll be okay he's safe in a locked cabinet with the pasta
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whatever I eat the week before pesach is between me and g-d
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me: yeah we're three generations now removed from poland, i wouldn't exactly call us "polish jews"
our kitchen counter:
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okay you all know my thing about how traveling and especially flying are the worst etc etc whatever. however. a 6am flight after zero sleep is much worse than a regular flight and everyone should know about my woes
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actually it's the jewish responses that are making me crazy. like as someone who has taught hebrew school in the past i'm well aware that they don't really have time to cover (traditional) jewish attitudes towards christianity and/or jesus (they don't even really have time to cover the basics of judaism ime) but the sheer confidence with which people are wrong is what gets to me
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evening coffee save me evening coffee
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well the petition for a late withdrawal got denied (twice) but anyway i think my main takeaway from this semester has been learning my limits & when to quit lol
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Source: It is known among the wise
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