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I will not rest until I find the cure for insomnia

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in hindsight thank god she was not born on this day because i can see it now… a regular child’s birthday party and then that weird woman in the corner (me) going nonverbal

If she’s born after midnight her birthday will be 4/20

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Yeah it’s been days and there is still no baby but she’s literally having contractions STILL like she’s been having contractions for FIVE DAYS and every day she texts me and is like “still no changes anyway i’m super uncomfortable please end my misery” and this is why i never want to be pregnant in my life

OH MY GODDDDD MY BRO JUST CALLED AND HIS WIFE MIGHT BE GOING INTO LABOR!!!! ITS FUCKIN AUNTIE TIME YALL

#if i have kids they are getting adopted af #but anyway my niece could arrive just literally at any moment still

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i got stoned and made a sweatshirt design on teespring and was telling my bf about it and HE BOUGHT IT FOR ME

#it has mosaic art of carla gugino as verna on the back #and ‘directed by mike flanagan’ on the front #i was deep into a rewatch of fall of the house of usher and also deep into a joint lmao #so it looks… interesting but i’m excited lol

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No see results option, I'm forcing you to perceive yourself. rb for more results plus

#probably in person because i’m wildly unhinged on here lol #i’m kind of quiet and keep to myself irl

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sorry sorry sorry is this real life. am i dead

#HOW DID I GET SO LUCKY #pauses then says you’re my best friend stuck in my head all day yall

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It’s been days and I still haven’t listened to the second half of the taylor swift album… the first half was kind of underwhelming to me 😭 I liked maybe 3 out of 16 songs but like… I’m disappointed 😭😭😭 I’ll listen to the second half sometime this week and hopefully I’ll like it more? idk mannnnnn

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I cant believe I’m in a serious enough relationship that I’m housesitting for his mom lmao

#but also i have anxiety so every time i touch something my brain is like #SHE WONT LIKE THAT YOU TOUCHED THINGS IN HER HOUSE SHES GONNA HATE YOU #and she’s not even scary

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My boyfriend just smiling and nodding as i spam him about mike flanagan every few days is actually pretty hilarious lmao

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rahul kohli in a mike flanagan t-shirt, happy 420 everybody!!!

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thinking about how my ex once told me that he hated when I tried to “dictate how he speaks” when i asked him to stop calling girls sluts and whores lmao

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Btw everyone my sister in law has no siblings and i’m my brothers only sibling so i’m this kid’s ONLY aunt and i take this duty extremely seriously. like this child will want for NOTHING!!!! she can DO anything and BE ANYTHING SHE WANTS i will literally move mountains

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If she’s born after midnight her birthday will be 4/20

#AND she’ll be a taurus #so perfect

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OH MY GODDDDD MY BRO JUST CALLED AND HIS WIFE MIGHT BE GOING INTO LABOR!!!! ITS FUCKIN AUNTIE TIME YALL

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it’s fucking SNOWING? It was 80° LITERALLY last week??

#i love being in minnesota

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GIRL WHAT? ITS PAST MIDNIGHT AINT NOBODY GOT TIME FOR 15 MORE SONGS