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jimmyvalmers-blog·6 years agoText

this account is no longer active (obviously)
im never posting here again so bye guys!

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jimmyvalmers-blog·6 years agoText

My Macaroni yelled at me……the shoes were on my car too O.O WHat????XD

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jimmyvalmers-blog·6 years agoText

My old man is a bad man but
I can’t deny the way he holds my hand
And he grabs me
He has me by my heart
He doesn’t mind I have a Las Vegas past
He doesn’t mind I have an L.A. crass way about me
He loves me
With every beat of his cocaine heart

Swimming pool
Glimmering darling
White bikini off
With my red nail polish
Watch me in the swimming pool
Bright blue ripples, you
Sitting, sipping on your black Cristal, yeah

Light of my life
Fire of my loins
Be a good baby
Do what I want
Light of my life
Fire of my loins
Give me them gold coins
Give me them coins

And I’m off to the races
Cases of Bacardi chasers
Chasing me all over town
Cause he knows I’m wasted
Facing time again at Riker’s Island
And I won’t get out
Because I’m crazy, baby
I need you to come here and save me
I’m your little scarlet starlet
Singing in the garden
Kiss me on my open mouth
Ready for you

My old man is a tough man but
He got a soul as sweet as blood red jam
And he shows me
He knows me
Every inch of my tar-black soul
He doesn’t mind I have a flat broke-down life
In fact he says he thinks it’s what he might like about me
Admires me
The way I roll like a rolling stone

Likes to watch me in the bathroom
Glass room, Chateu Marmont
Slipping on my red dress
Putting on my make-up
Glass room, perfume
Cognac, lilac fumes
Says it feels like heaven to him

Light of his life
Fire of his loins
Keep me forever
Tell me you own me
Light of your life
Fire of your loins
Tell me you own me
Give me them coins

And I’m off to the races
Cases of Bacardi chasers
Chasing me all over town
Cause he knows I’m wasted
Facing time again at Riker’s Island
And I won’t get out
Because I’m crazy, baby
I need you to come here and save me
I’m your little scarlet starlet
Singing in the garden
Kiss me on my open mouth

And we’re off to the races
Laces, leather on my waist is
Tight and I am falling down
I can see your face is
Shameless, Cipriani’s basement
Love you but I’m going down
God I’m so crazy, baby
I’m sorry that I’m misbehaving
I’m your little harlot, starlet
Queen of Coney Island
Raising hell all over town
Sorry ‘bout it

My old man is a thief and
I’m gonna stay and pray with him
'Till the end
But I trust in the decision of the Lord
To watch over us
Take him when he may
If he may
I’m not afraid to say
That I’d die without him

Who else is gonna put up with me this way?
I need you, I breathe you, I’ll never leave you
They would rue the day
I was alone without you
You’re lying with your gold chain on
Cigar hanging from your lips
I said “Hon,
You never looked so beautiful
As you do now, my man”

And we’re off to the races
Places, ready set the gate is down
And now we’re going in
To Las Vegas, chaos
Casino oasis
Honey it is time to spin
Boy you’re so crazy, baby
I love you forever, not maybe
You are my one true love
You are my one true love

You are my one true love

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jimmyvalmers-blog·6 years agoText

Wish I may, wish I might
Find my one true love tonight
Do you think that he could be you?
If I pray really tight
Get into a fake bar fight
While I’m walking down the avenue
If I lay really quiet
I know that what I do isn’t right
I can’t stop what I love to do
So I murder love in the night
Watching them fall one by one they fight
Do you think you’ll love me too?

Baby I’m a sociopath
Sweet serial killer
On the warpath
Cause I love you just a little too much
I love you just a little too much, much
You can see me drinking cherry cola
Sweet serial killer
I left a love note
Said you know I love the thrill of the rush
You know I love the thrill of the rush, rush

You send me right to heaven
Sweet serial killer
I guess I’ll see him over
Do it for the thrill of the rush
I love you just a little too much, much

My black fire’s burning bright
Maybe I’ll go out tonight
We can paint the town in blue
I’m so hot, I ignite
Dancing in the dark and I shine
Like a light I’m luring you
Sneak up on you really quiet
Whisper “Am I what your heart desires?”
I could be your ingenue
Keep you safe and inspired
Baby let your fantasies unwind
We can do what you want to do

Baby I’m a sociopath
Sweet serial killer
On the war path
Cause I love you just a little too much
I love you just a little too much, much
You can see me drinking cherry cola
Sweet serial killer
I left a love note
Said you know I love the thrill of the rush
You know I love the thrill of the rush, rush

You send me right to heaven
Sweet serial killer
I guess I’ll see him over
Do it for the thrill of the rush
I love you just a little too much, much

You send me right to heaven
Sweet serial killer
I guess I’ll see him over
Do it for the thrill of the rush
I love you just a little too much, much

Just have fun
Wanna play you like a game boy
Don’t want one
What’s the thrill of the same toy?
La la la la la, la la la la lie down, down

Just have fun
Wanna play you like a game boy
Don’t want one
What’s the thrill of the same toy?
La la la la la, la la la la lie down, down

You can see me drinking cherry cola
Sweet serial killer
I left a love note
Said you know I love the thrill of the rush
You know I love the thrill of the rush, rush

You send me right to heaven
Sweet serial killer
I guess I’ll see him over
Do it for the thrill of the rush
I love you just a little too much, much

You send me right to heaven
Sweet serial killer
I guess I’ll see him over
Do it for the thrill of the rush
I love you just a little too much, much

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jimmyvalmers-blog·6 years agoText

I wanna be a bottle blonde
I don’t know why but I feel conned
I wanna be an idle teen
I wish I hadn’t been so clean
I wanna stay inside all day
I want the world to go away
I want blood, guts and chocolate cake
I wanna be a real fake

Yeah I wish I’d been a, wish I’d been a teen, teen idle
Wish I’d been a prom queen fighting for the title
Instead of being sixteen and burning up a bible
Feeling super! super! super! suicidal
The wasted years
The wasted youth
The pretty lies
The ugly truth
And the day has come where I have died
Only to find I’ve come alive

I wanna be a virgin pure
A twenty-first century whore
I want back my virginity
So I can feel infinity
I wanna drink until I ache
I wanna make a big mistake
I want blood, guts and angel cake
I’m gonna puke it anyway

Yeah I wish I’d been a, wish I’d been a teen, teen idle
Wish I’d been a prom queen fighting for the title
Instead of being sixteen and burning up a bible
Feeling super! super! super! suicidal
The wasted years
The wasted youth
The pretty lies
The ugly truth
And the day has come where I have died
Only to find I’ve come alive
Come alive
I’ve come alive, oh

I wish I wasn’t such a narcissist
I wish I didn’t really kiss
The mirror when I’m on my own
Oh God, I’m gonna die alone
Adolescence didn’t make sense
The little loss of innocence
The ugly years of being a fool
Ain’t youth meant to be beautiful?

Yeah I wish I’d been a, wish I’d been a teen, teen idle
Wish I’d been a prom queen fighting for the title
Instead of being sixteen and burning up a bible
Feeling super! super! super! suicidal
The wasted years
The wasted youth
The pretty lies
The ugly truth
And the day has come where I have died
Only to find I’ve come alive
Only to find I’ve come alive
Only to find I’ve come alive
Come alive

Feeling super! super! super!
Feeling super! super! super!
Feeling super! super! super!
Come alive

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jimmyvalmers-blog·6 years agoText

Ten silver spoons coming after me
One life with one dream on repeat
I’ll escape if I try hard enough
Til king of the jungle calls my bluff

Oh Lord
I have been told
That I must take the unforsaken road
Forsaken road

There’s a fork in the road
I’ll do as I am told
And I don’t know, don’t know, don’t know, don’t know
Who I want to be

You say Y-E-S to everything
Will that guarantee you a win?
Do you think you will be good enough
To love others and to be loved?

Oh Lord
Now I can see
The cutlery will keep on chasing me
Forsaken road

There’s a fork in the road
I’ll do as I am told
And I don’t know, don’t know, don’t know, don’t know
Who I want to be

We are the spoons, metally mean
We scooped our way into your dreams
To knock the knives out bloody cold
And lead you down the unforsaken road

Forsaken road

There’s a fork in the road
I’ll do as I am told
And I don’t know, don’t know, don’t know, don’t know
Who I want to be

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jimmyvalmers-blog·6 years agoText

I was dreaming something dark
Hiding body parts
A broken dog, a broken leg
I left it cold I left it dead

Oh I’m a guilty one
And I know what I have done
Yeah I’m a troubled one
And I won’t be forgiven

Guilty on the run
And I know what I have done
Guilty on the run
And I’m never forgiven
I was just a kid that you could not forgive because it’s harder
I was just a kid and all I really wanted was my father

Killed a dog so smart and rare
Touched his technicolor hair
I left it bruised and black and lame
I left it running full of shame

Oh I’m a guilty one
And I know what I have done
Yeah I’m a troubled one
And I won’t be forgiven

Guilty on the run
And I know what I have done
Guilty on the run
And I’m never forgiven
I was just a kid that you could not forgive because it’s harder
I was just a kid and all I really wanted was my father

Spent years singing to forget
To forget
I spent years signing “No regrets”
Then suddenly it all becomes clear
I’ve been sorry all these years

I was just a kid that you could not forgive because it’s harder
I was just a kid and all I really wanted was my father

Guilty on the run
And I know what I have done
Guilty on the run
And I’m never forgiven
Guilty on the run
And I know what I have done
Guilty on the run
And I’m never forgiven

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jimmyvalmers-blog·6 years agoText

Yeah I feel I’m watered down
Whenever he’s around
I put on the crown of clowns
And melt slowly to the ground

Yeah I feel it coming on
When I’ve been static for too long
And an explosion comes in time
Before I go and cross the line

They say she used to be so kind
I never knew you had such a dirty mind
Well I
Went to the doctor’s believing
The devil had control over me and
I was finding it hard to breathe in
Finding it hard to fight the feeling

When my heart just burst like a glass balloon
I let it fly too high and it shattered too soon
I was the wrong damn girl in the wrong damn room
I broke my glass balloon
I let go of my glass balloon

They call him Hermit the Frog
He’s looking for a dog
Did you find your bitch in me?
Oh you’re abominable socially
You’re just a little bit too much like me

She says she used to be so kind
Well baby I give you your dirty mind
Well I
I wanna tell you a secret
You can take your double standard love and keep it
I can’t help the devil likes to make my heart a double bed
And I can’t help he sometimes likes to come and rest his little head

When my heart just burst like a glass balloon
I let it fly too high and it shattered too soon
I was the wrong damn girl in the wrong damn room
I broke my glass balloon
I let go of my glass balloon

When my heart just burst like a glass balloon
We let them fly too high and they shattered too soon
Are we the wrong damn people in the wrong damn room
We broke our glass balloons
We let go of our glass balloons

I broke my glass balloon
I let go of my glass balloon

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jimmyvalmers-blog·6 years agoText

Feeling like a loser
Feeling like a bum
Sitting on the outside
Observing the fun
Don’t get on my bad side
I can work a gun
Now hop into the backseat baby
I’ll show you some fun

These people are weird in here
And they’re giving me the fear
Just because you know my name
Doesn’t mean you know my game
I look myself in the face
And whisper I’m in the wrong place
Is there more to lose than gain
If I go on my own again?

On my own again
Inside the outsider
On my own again
Inside the outsider
On my own again
Inside the outsider
On my own again
Inside

People are connecting
Don’t know what to say
I’m good at protecting
What they wanna take
Spilt the milk at breakfast
Hit me double hard
And I grinned at you softly
Cause I’m a fuckin wild card

These people are weird in here
And they’re giving me the fear
Just because you know my name
Doesn’t mean you know my game
I look myself in the face
And whisper I’m in the wrong place
Is there more to lose than gain
If I go on my own again?

On my own again
Inside the outsider
On my own again
Inside the outsider
On my own again
Inside the outsider
On my own again
Inside

All I know is I cannot pretend
Cause I’m sitting on the outside again

On my own again
Inside the outsider
On my own again
Inside the outsider
On my own again
Inside the outsider
On my own again
Inside

On my own again
Inside the outsider
On my own again
Inside the outsider
On my own again
Inside the outsider
On my own again
Inside again

Inside again
Inside again
Inside again

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jimmyvalmers-blog·6 years agoText

jimmyvalmers:

i love super angsty jimmy/nancy but i also love nancy forgiving jimmy and them being super good bros

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jimmyvalmers-blog·6 years agoText

Millions of girls float
On their one quote
Living on their last hope
On their last hope

I live my life inside a dream
Only waking when I sleep
I would sell my sorry soul
If I could have it all

My life is a play
Is a play
Is a play
My life is a play
Is a play
Is a play

Yeah I’ve been living in the state of dreaming
Living in a make-believe land
Living in the state of dreaming
Of dreaming, of dreaming

All I really want is
To be wonderful
People in this town, they
They can be so cruel

I live my life inside a dream
Only waking when I sleep
If I could sell my sorry soul
I would have it all

My life is a play
Is a play
Is a play
My life is a play
Is a play
Is a play

Yeah I’ve been living in the state of dreaming
Living in a make-believe land
Living in the state of dreaming
Of dreaming, of dreaming

If only you knew my dear
How I live my life in fear
If only you knew my dear
How I know my time is near

Yeah I’ve been living in the state of dreaming
Living in a make-believe land
Living in the state of dreaming
Of dreaming, of dreaming

Living in the state of dreaming
Living in a make-believe land
Living in the state of dreaming
Of dreaming, of dreaming

My life is a play
Is a play
Is a play

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jimmyvalmers-blog·6 years agoText

You’re hard to hug, tough to talk to
And I never fall asleep
When you’re in my bed
All you give me is a heartbeat
You’ve turned into a statue
And it makes me feel depressed
Cause the only time you open up is when we get undressed

You don’t love me
Big fucking deal
I’ll never tell
You how I feel
You don’t love me
Not a big deal
I’ll never tell you how I feel

It almost feels like a joke
To play out the part
When you are not the starring role
In someone else’s heart
You know I’d rather walk alone
Than play a supporting role
If I can’t get the starring role

Sometimes I ignore you so I’ll feel in control
Cause really I adore you
And I can’t leave you alone
Fed up with the fantasies
They cover what is wrong
Come on baby lets just get drunk, forget we don’t get on

You’re like my dad
You’d get on well
I send my best
Regards from hell

It almost feels like a joke
To play out the part
When you are not the starring role
In someone else’s heart
You know I’d rather walk alone
Than play a supporting role
If I can’t get the starring role

I never sent for love
I never had a heart to mend
Because before the start began
I always saw the end
I wait for you to open up, to give yourself to me
But nothing’s ever gonna give
I’ll never set you free
Yeah I’ll never set you free

It almost feels like a joke
To play out the part
When you are not the starring role
In someone else’s heart
You know I’d rather walk alone
Than play a supporting role
If I can’t get the starring role

The starring role

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jimmyvalmers-blog·6 years agoText

Laugh track on the TV show
Echoes in the dark alone
I got to bed feeling bad
That I’m the reason that you’re sad

January to December
Do you want to be a member?

Lonely hearts club
Do you want to be with somebody like me? Oh
Lonely hearts club
Do you want to be with somebody like me? Oh

I feel like if I’m too kind
Then you will only change your mind
Take advantage of my heart
And I’ll go back into the dark

Love will never be forever
Feelings are just like the weather
January to December
Do you want to be a member?

Lonely hearts club
Do you want to be with somebody like me? Oh
Lonely hearts club
Do you want to be with somebody like me? Oh

Ooh oh oh
Somebody like me
Ooh oh oh
Somebody like me
Ooh oh oh oh oh

Lonely hearts club
Do you want to be with somebody like me? Oh
Lonely hearts club
Do you want to be with somebody like me? Oh
Lonely hearts club
Do you want to be with somebody like me? Oh
Lonely hearts club
Do you want to be with somebody like me? Oh

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jimmyvalmers-blog·6 years agoText

One-track mind like a goldfish
Stuck inside my petri dish
I can’t breathe and I can’t smile
This better be worth my while

I feel numb most of the time
Lower I get the higher I’ll climb
And I will wonder why
I get dark only to

Shine
Looking for the golden light
Oh it’s a reasonable sacrifice
Burn, burn, burn bright

Forego family, forego friends
It’s how it starts and how it ends
I can’t open up and cry
Cause I’ve been silent all ny life

I feel numb most of the time
Lower I get the higher I’ll climb
And I will wonder why
I got dark only to

Shine
Looking for the golden light
Oh it’s a reasonable sacrifice
Burn, burn, burn bright
Burn, burn, burn bright

Oh, I get dark
Oh, I’m in hell
I need a friend, ooh
But I can’t yell
Yeah I’m no good
No good to anyone
Cause all I care about
Is being number one

Shine
Looking for the golden light
Oh it’s a reasonable sacrifice

Shine
Looking for the golden light
Oh it’s a reasonable sacrifice
Sacrifice

I feel numb most of the time
Lower I get the higher I’ll climb
And I will wonder why
I get dark only to shine

And I lie under sky
Stars that burn the brightest
Fall so fast and pass you by
Cough like empty lighters

I feel numb most of the time
Lower I get the higher I’ll climb
And I will wonder why
I get dark only to Shine

And I lie under sky
Stars that burn the brightest
Fall so fast and pass me by
Spark like empty lighters

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jimmyvalmers-blog·6 years agoText

In the valley of the dolls we sleep, we sleep
Got a hole inside of me, of me
Born with a void hard to destroy with love, oh
Built with a heart broken from the start
And now I die slow

In the valley of the dolls we sleep
Got a hole inside of me
Living with identities
That do not belong to me
In my life I got this far
Now I’m ready for the last hurrah
Dying like a shooting star
In the valley
In the valley, in the valley

Pick a personality for free
When you feel like nobody, body
Born with a void hard to destroy with love, oh
Built with a heart broken from the start
And now I die slow

In the valley of the dolls we sleep
Got a hole inside of me
Living with identities
That do not belong to me
In my life I got this far
Now I’m ready for the last hurrah
Dying like a shooting star
In the valley
In the valley, in the valley

Back to zero, here we go again, again
Racing down into oblivion
Back to zero
Here we go
I can feel it running to the end, the end

In the valley of the dolls we sleep
Got a hole inside of me
Living with identities
That do not belong to me
In my life I got this far
Now I’m ready for the last hurrah
Dying like a shooting star
In the valley
In the valley, in the valley
In the valley, in the valley

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jimmyvalmers-blog·6 years agoText

Don’t do love
Don’t do friends
I’m only after success
Don’t need a relationship
I’ll never soften my grip

Don’t want cash, don’t want card
Want it fast, want it hard
Don’t need money, don’t need fame
I just wanna make a change

I just wanna change, I just wanna change
I just wanna change, I just wanna change
I just wanna change

I know exactly what I want and who I want to be
I know exactly why I walk and talk like a machine
I’m now becoming my own self-fulfilled prophecy
Oh, oh no, oh no, oh no

One-track mind
One-track heart
If I fail, I’ll fall apart
Maybe it is all a test
Cause I feel like I’m the worst, so I always act like I’m the best

If you are not very careful, your possessions will posses you
TV taught me how to feel
Now real life has no appeal

It has no appeal, it has no appeal
It has no appeal, it has no appeal
It has no appeal

I know exactly what I want and who I want to be
I know exactly why I walk and talk like a machine
I’m now becoming my own self-fulfilled prophecy
Oh, oh no, oh no, oh no

I know exactly what I want and who I want to be
I know exactly why I walk and talk like a machine
I’m now becoming my own self-fulfilled prophecy
Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no

I’m gonna live, I’m gonna fly
I’m gonna fail, I’m gonna die
I’m gonna live, I’m gonna fly
I’m gonna fail, gonna die die die die

I know exactly what I want and who I want to be
I know exactly why I walk and talk like a machine
I’m now becoming my own self-fulfilled prophecy
Oh, oh no, oh no, oh no

Oh, oh no, oh no, oh no

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jimmyvalmers-blog·6 years agoText

Nothing is provocative anymore
Even for kids
No room for imagining
Cause everyone’s seen everything

Question what the TV tells you
Question what a pop star sells you
Question mum and question dad
Question good and question bad

If history could set you free
From who you are supposed to be
If sex in our society
Didn’t tell a girl who she would be
Cause all my life I’ve tried to fight what history
Has given me, me

If women were religiously recognized sexually
We wouldn’t have to feel the need
To show our assets to feel free

Been there, done that, got the t-shirt
Sold my soul and yeah the truth hurt
Tired image of a star
Acting naughtier than we really are

If history could set you free
From who you are supposed to be
If sex in our society
Didn’t tell a guy who he would be
Cause all my life I’ve tried to fight what history
Has given me, me

All my life
I’ve felt it deep inside of me
All this time
Was fighting for what I believe
All my life I’ve tried to hide what
History has given me

If history could set you free
From who you are supposed to be
If sex in our society
Didn’t tell a girl who she would be
Cause all my life I’ve tried to fight what history
Has given me, me

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jimmyvalmers-blog·6 years agoText

jimmyvalmers:

i love super angsty jimmy/nancy but i also love nancy forgiving jimmy and them being super good bros

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