jizzlesdreams

[jizzlesdreams]

July 28, 2019

Guys. I woke up earlier to jake messaging me (normally when that happens i have a cute dream with him)

And i just woke up from this dream cuz it got too scary lol

Like at first it was chill, i was with fam and we were in la, dricing around from an event and there was a lit ass sunset and so much going on. Had another event to go to but it was more kf a hideout/place to stay and othrr ppl were there. I was taking a shower then there was a countdown and everything stopped being streamed. So i got spooked and i got out of my shower super fast and i went to my fam and they said there was shit happening outsife and to lock all doors. It was finally time and we were witj other ppl but this one dudr wanted to get in ojr place and he even got that shit to open doors so he did and everyone in our building freaked out cuz thst meant we were all contaminated. I was talking to jake on the phone cuz he was in kansas and i saying how everything is going to end here and he was likw wtf r u talking about and im like how tf is that not happening there and he told me to wait for him cuz he will come to me and fly out there and i was telling him he cant do that because when he gets here, the whole city will be gone. Then i was like i wanted to do this is in person but i couldnt but i havw to say it now, then when i was talking this was when that dude broke into the building and contaminated all of us and hella zombies got in our building but jake was still on the line but i was running awat and tried to kill these fuckers but i only had scissors. I was able to chop off half of some ladys neck off tho lol but then the scissors became dull so i ran up some super tall cabinets ans sat up there and i tried to talk to jake but the phone didnt havensignal or he just wasnt answering. But hella shit was going on, ppl saw i was on top of the cabinets ans followed me up there cuz they thought it was safe but too muchbgoing on andnpeople falling and the zombies ended up climbing up and some dude looked at me and was about tonfall ans was like, we're all going to dje because theyre here already

So i thought nah fuck that and i tried to fight back but there was too much and i started sliding down. So i grab something to hold and i tried to get mt phone to tell jake that i love him but the call wasnt going through. It was super weird

But yesterday, i was in the cologne section and one of the sales lady ended up giving me a sample of his cologne and smelling his cologne made me miss him so fucking much and i just automatically had the thought of how much i love him and cant wait to be with him again

and i woke up to msgs with jake where it was super cute cuz i msged hum last night how much i missed him and the smell of his cologne takes me back to when we first hunf out and i was nervous for a solid month but only xuz i really liked him and didnt wanna fuck up. And his messages thjs morning were v cute

But ya that dream was super wack

^sent that to nicole and ash

~~~Sent this to jake

Basically started off as an insane day like super fun. Was at some fair with my family in la and there was a sunset happening and i turend around and was taking a video of it all cuz the sky was legit so many fucking colors and therw was a rainbow which had a shootjng star going around jt so it looke super fucking cool and there were fireworks going on too. I was taking the vid to send you

So we get back home bjt there was another event happening in our building. I end up taking a shower but all of a sudden, there was a huge warning from the gov that there will be a lockdown/shit was gonna happen in 40 minutes. So i spaz and run out of my shower to be with my fam

We end up being in this huge lobby (massive high ceilings) and we're just in lockdown. I end up calling you saying how its basically end up the world and you're in kansas and you're like wtf r u talking about (it wasnt happening around you cuz i think it started in LA and kansas doesnt have as much people as la so it you werent affected yet. So im telling you all this shit and you were trying to calm me down and tell me everything will be okay and how you're going to get a flight over to me and just wait for you to be here with me. But i was trying to tell you you cant do that cuz by the time you get here, LA will be fucked and nothing will be left

Then some dude tried broke into our building and we all got contaminated then hella zombies flooded in and i only had scissors so i end up chopping off half this ladys head off and i tried ti get the dude who broke in, but his skin was too thick which fucked up my scissors so i ran over to these tall ass cabinets that were stacked on each other and i sat on top. Our call was still going and i tried to speak to you but i guess no signal or you werent speaking

I ended up killing some zombies but then more people aaw me at the top and wanted to join but that cauaed too much attention so hella zombies started climbing too. And then some dude looks at me and goes, theres no use in fighting, we're all going to die. And i was thinking like we all eventually die anyway so meh. But i ended up sliding down the cabinets to get away from the madness and i knew i was still on the phone with u so i tried to talk to u but u still werent answering. I ended up getting to the floor (the cabinets were legit 4 stories tall) and u still wouldnt talk so idk wtf was going on. But i get down and these zombies/people wanted to use the organs of the living to do something it. But it was just these ones, like other zombies just kill the humans but idk these were wack. And they were going to peel off each of my veins and organs when i was alive ans shit got too scary cuz i got outnumbered and had no weapon and idk where my fam went so i just woke up cuz i couldnt figure out a way to beat them and you werent answering😭

[jizzlesdreams]

June 24, 2019

Aight this dream was fucking insane

It started off with me being at home and i kept getting my hair dyed different colors. And one was like black and yellow tips at the bottom but it was fringes. Super fucking weird and i kept looking in the mirror ans was like meh. Then the next day, i got my hair a wack color (like yellow at one part then dark blue another part then yellow then blue) and i was supposed to take a pic bur i hated it and i was telling mama i nees to go to the store and just get my reddish dark brown hair that i have because im taking a class picture

Anyway, we drive and she drops me off at this stop because apparenrly i had to go see metro (metro station. The band from like 2010 who were playing at the metro)

And i get to the train stop and i try to gps where i gotta go and my data wasnt working. Im supposed to go see the show with kristen too ans i knew she was on her way. So im going around the whole station, asking people to use their phone but they all dont have unlimited data so im like fuck i feel bad so i eventually find a computer and i go on there and go on messenger, google maps, and i also kept going on somw pokemon show that kwpt poppinf up and blasting in the whole station. Super fucking weird. Anyway, some dudes were in front of me and we all start talking and google maps had a bug so it wasnt working so i kept typing in the computer and i asked these dudes and was like what was that older gps site that we used in the 2000s? I gotta legit write down the directions on my hand cuz idk where to go. So im brainstorming the name and im like space quest! So they were like oh the game/show? So im like fuk but it was mapquest so i found the directions and i eventually leave and go to the show (also all of the ppl at the station thought i was tryna take the metra and not go to the metro so thats why they were all confused on what i was doing)

I get to the show, shit was lit. I ended up leaving and i was with jake and we were at some fancy place and i was wearing some nice dress and he was all dressed up and looking gooooood af😍. We run into people we knew but he knew them better and they were all with their parents and were stuck up and cray rich. But they loved jake ans they said we should go join them and i wasnt about it cuz i wanted to go home with jake cuz the concert then rhe dinner shit was a lot. But jake seemed kinda abour it so im like ya we can go fuck it. But the moms ans the girls were like mmmm you shouls go home and change but what jake is wearing is good. So im like im legit in a nice dress and its nicer than the rest of you hoes here. Ans they were kike u shoukd go home and chanhe cuz ur dress is too short and u arent wearing heels and jm like well i dont have anything else on campus. Fucking alsk one od the girls legit wore a dress and her boob was just out ans everyone had cheap ass looking dresses so im like u guys got me fucked. So jake saw how this got awk so he grabbed my hand and we both were saying bye and i was using my super friendly i fucking hate you but u dont know i hate you voice to them when we said bye

Shit was so wack. Anyway, jake and i leave and i remember ranting to him saying how im so glad im not like one of those stuck up hoes again cuz i dealt with being like that the rest of my life etc etc. We later end up being with sara, dan and antonio and we all gotta go take the train. Jake disappears rn but im with the other 3 ans im wjth sara and we try going up to the station but rhese two guys are at the top and try asking sara for money, she ignores and keeps going. Then i was behind sara and these guys ask me but block my path so im like yo wtf i legit dont have money so let me through or else ill fight you. Ans these dudes laugh and were like we'll fuckinf fight and im like aight well i got back up down there (antonio ans dan were turning the corner to come up the stairs). Then they just laughed or some shit and didnt think dantonio were with me

Anyway, instead of the train, we had to walk in this huge open park field and fucking shit was scary asl. It was packed with homeless people who had cray diseases and all of their skins were fucked up and they all kept asking for money and i felt awful but jesus i was v scared and i legit didnt even have money on me. But shit was scary as fuck, they were all walking around like zombies or if they even had the plague.

We ended up dipping out of this "park" but it turned out to be a fucking supermarket in some sketchy neighborhood and i was with jake again when we got out but these guys who were the greeters ans held the door were doing that shit for us ans i saw someone tip something to them ans then i saw one of the dudes was one of the guys back from the train station when i needed help and he did help but just misheard me and we were friends or whatever so i saw him and gave him $2 and he acted as if he didnt know me (turns out he didnt want to talk cuz he was embarrassed he worked there).

Anyway, jake and i end up back at my place and i think i was drunk as fuck so i pass out right away and i wake up hungover ish and just tired af. I go and see jake and i see hes on his phone and looking at someone's stories and it all sounds familiar and turns out it was my story and i was taking hella vids when i was at the train station talkinf to those people (oh ya after the train, i only had 45% so that was wack) BUT I DIDNT SAVE OR GET ANY VIDEOS FROM THE CONCERT and i was pissed af

Anyway, im in bed with jake and we start making out loads cuz we havent seen each other in a hot min. And it was like cray passionate and super intense and we were just all over each other and i remember one part i was just crazy sucking his dick and i was deep throating it and had his balls in my mouth (lmfao i guess thats my dream to do but l m a o) and shit was just wild cuz i wouldnt stop cray sucking his dick. But then my mouth got dry so i had to slowly stop

Then i thought, damn i wonder what time it is (like the actual real time. Not dream time) cuz my alarm already went off at 8 am so..fuck

So i woke up and here i am awake lol.

[jizzlesdreams]

June 20, 2019

Aight so my dreams

Like the first one was with you coming over and we hung out then we were saying bye and didnt know when we'd see each other again

Also lmfao i realized im still shit with saying feels like last night, i just said k bye to you lmfao woops.

Anyway in my dream, we were saying bye and im like k bye and was gonna close the door then you were wacked out so you just hugged me a lot and it was really cute😭

Uh the other dreams i had were wack. I had some inside job and was working with two dudes but i had to make sure we were alive cuz we were assassins but the government were tryna kill us. Was Wack cuz it had an old western movie type vibe

Another dream i had, i was at mcfetridge and i was walking around in the ice skating area then i went to the tennis courts and everywhere was packed cuz there were games going on on one side and then the other side of the courts had some concert. And i knew i had to videocall you to wake up but it was so loud so jt was v weird. We ended up vc tho (pointless dream)

Then one of my last ones, i videocalled you this morning and we spoke.

So when i actually woke up, i was confused if i called you or not

[jizzlesdreams]

June 17, 2019

I had some insane dream

Where i was at some party at some big house with idk who tf thosr ppl were but they apparently were my friends or like they listened to me cuz they were my students or some shit. Anyway we were all wizards and there was this potion room and we heard some powerful wizard was trying to steal this love/charming potion and if its in the wrong hands, the whole world is fucked and obvs this dude was bad. So the whole house knew and i was telling everyone to not fucking drink it and we gotta make sure the dude doesnt get it. But if someone drinks it, they end up teaming up with the bad guy and trying to give it to him. Idk shit was fucked

So anyway, i waa trying to get everything in order but i see people just taking a tiny sip cuz they wanna knkw what happens so i flip shit and then u can see these people just handing the potion over to other which would eventually end up in the dudes hand so i go and grab it and try to run out of there then im in somw spooky ass yard. Had 3 other ppl with me who i knew didnt drink the potion. Then i see the bad guy so i try to hold hom off while the other ppl go and find my friend sim, who is just a human so she doesnt give a fuck, then ill catch up with them

Idk what happened to those ppl but i had the potion and found my frienf and we end up going in some huge library cuz now thw potion turned into a this black old book and had the title "balthazar" so sim and i are running around and..ih ya i changed how it looked because apparently shit belonged in a library as a hiding spot

Anyway, dude found us so i hold off the dudr while sim runs away, i later catch up with her and yoink the book then i get to some roof area and just chill there

Uh somehow ghe dude ends up where i am and we just end up talking and having a deep talk and i asked him why he wants the potion so bad

And he said its to help him win some competition but there was narration in the back which was basically saying how he wants to find love and there were a bunch of cut scenes

Then some eveil pixie comes from behind me and he was like im so sorry but i really need this and i try dipping but some shit happened. I think i jumped off the roof and was fine but ppl/humans around me were flipping shit

But some shit happened in the middle but turned out the dude got the potion but he and i actually became really chill/got close as fuck cuz our convo was so fucking chill on that roof and we just clicked then i started to fall for him

And he originally only wanted the potion to get me to fall in love with him (no competition or any of that. He wanted me the whole time) but when he gave it to me, i was supposed to go bat shit crazy obsessed with him. So when he gave it, he regretted it right away expecting id be like that, but i was completely fine and was confused why he was so cautious of me

But turned out the potion didnt work if you are already truly in love with the person. So that shit made him hella happy. And shit was a happy ending

^lol basically moral of the story, you dont need some love potion to make someone fall in love with you when you can just go up and start talking to them and be yourself

[jizzlesdreams]

May 26, 2019

(7:56 am)

Cant remember my dream fully but i was in charge of some event and i was making sure people were all leaving campus and u and i were supposed to go on a trip but before that, i was buying this dab pen but the catridge was ecstasy??? Shit was fucking wild if thats a real thing

(10:55 am)

god i had some wack dream and did not enjoy that one so i basically had to go to burbs to do some paperwork for work (idk why) but i was close to where i interned last summer so i decided to visit the company. did that and said hi to everyone and i had to use the bathroom and one of the girls i liked went with me and said her friend was visiting, so we went to this one area and saw her friend and her friend wanted to go to this underground area and turned out it was like a casino and "more". had altered carbon vibes (shit u gotta watch still) so i end up with a group of girls and we kept trying to use the bathroom but there was always some fight to deal with, after we used the bathroom, we saw this casino/weird prostitute area? and one of the girls was like lets go, i got eaten out there and im like ...thats fucking sketchy as hell and everyone was down to go so we go and like all of these workers come up to us, it was like a lesbo/bi place? and my friends grab a booth and i was just super uncomf and im like yeah, i dont like this and i bet jake would be weirded out if i ever told him im here. so like my friends were enjoying their time with the workers and i was just standing awkwardly there and was trying to go but it was sketchier to leave the place cuz i could honestly get killed or mugged or raped or whatever cuz u had to be with a group so i just try to find a place to chill and i run into some dude who made me really uncomf and i did not like him so i just kept walking and then i run into some other guy who was like a robot but not but he seemed super disturbed cuz he saw shit and we spoke and said how we thought that guy was super uncomf so the guy im speaking to just left and was like in autopilot and i was just watching behind my friend's booth and then the disturbed dude fucking pulls out this knife and goes behind the uncomf guy and fucking decapitated this dude and im like ?????????????? anyway i decide to squeeze in the booth with my friends and workers even though there was no fucking room, but i had to blend in so disturbed dude wouldnt chop off my head it was the weirdest fucking thing and i just wanted to text you throughout it but they had a weird thing with phones so i couldnt pull it out

[jizzlesdreams]

May 24, 2019

O so the dream was uber cute. But it was in college¿? And apparenrly u had your own apt and i really wanted to check it out And your apt was hella cool Just rhe way u decorated shit was cool af. There were hella pics around and there some pics of us too and im like aw my heart das so cute. And ur bedroom Idk how to describe, Like u lived in a skyscraper. But your room was the top bedroom but you didnt live that high up and they wanted ur bedroom to look like the highest point so there was one area that just look. Omfg. How the fuck do i describe. Anyway u had this really nice view and it was like a really long/tall  cone But when .u looked up it was like looking up like if u go underneath the bean But imagine it like a skyscraper cone. Shit was cool afAnyway ur apt looked really cool and it wad vvvv nicely decorated. And we were on your bed and just being cute and looking at dem viewsI honestly wad judt v happy seeing pics of us in your apt hahahaha. But we were also v cute in kt

you had a lot of bear decorations. That was kinda weird but the way u set everything up made it work

The lighting in your room was just like in my bedroom on campus when we turn off the light and have that lamp on

And then natural light was in your room cuz it overlooked the city but ur room was facing the lake. Uber cute

[jizzlesdreams]

May 21, 2019

Man i just had so many crazy dreams about you and they were all v intense and had crazy plots

But i gotta go shower and go to the dentist so i v hope i remember later One was me tryna find u and there was some apocalyptic shit happening Another was reuniting with u at some restaurant and we havent seen each other in a hot min and the restaurant turned out to br where my friend had a grad party and it then went to his house and like then went to me hanging out with antonio at his apt Then the last dream was the end of the apocalyptic dream where we finally saw each other

They were all v cute The first one of us reuniting was insane cuz we went to some hidden area of the restauramt and we started making out and it was just vvvv intemse and passionate and at one point u were carrying me and we were making out Then the last dream lmfao we were fucking with each other and we were on my bed and just hanging out and it was gonna lead to sexuals but i gotta be up cuz lmao my dentist apt is v soon

God i cant stop thinking about that first dream cuz like when we kissed, IT WAS INSANELY EMOSH cuz we havent seen each other in who knows how long. It seemed like a few months in the dream tbh

[jizzlesdreams]

May 20, 2019

I wanted to go visit you so i had a car and u were inside this huge grocery store. Ans i was driving around and i couldnt fucking park cuz i havent driven a car in so long and i almost ran over kids and i was just being a mess on the road Anyway i eventually parked right in front of the store and i was able to get out of my car and physically move my car so i was inside the lanes So i go in the store and some lady is giving me those carts as if i was disabled and i had to tell her repeatedly that i am in fact NOT disabled So im going around the store trying to find you but i end up going in this aisle that has A SHIT TON of diff flavors of ice cream that turn out to be all the flavors from jeni's ans u can buy them in pints and taste everything So im out there eating all of the ice cream And i run into some dude from my grade school and apparently he got some acting job in LA Wait just remembered before this, i was stuck in some movie/building and it was all marvel shit..or was thid happening at the same time..no clue but there was a huge fire and dr strange was being a dick and was taking forever to reverse time Anyway, so im chatting up this guy from my grade school and i wasnt in the mood to talk so i just kept eating ALL of tbe ice cream hoping he got tje hint and i kept texting u asking where u were And it turns out u left the store and went home So i told u to come back cuz im eating ice cream and how u gotta drive my car cuz i couldn't fucking drive And u eventually found me and i ate almost all of the ice cream in the store It was the dumbest god damn dream

[jizzlesdreams]

May 17, 2019

Dream was wack as shit. Basically just a zombie apocalypse but they were being controlled but to kill everyone but had a mind of their own and bro shit was just scary. It was set in chicago Like beginning was with me and jella other ppl wjo were in charge and we were in the safe house but it got breached so we all got separated I ended up finding my mom cuz she went to get some wild weapon and then we got in a car last minute and ran into a horde of people who were half zombies and they were protesting and angry as shit and shit was scafy as fuck so we ended up running a shit ton over cuz one full on zombie saw us and started sprinting towards us and my car door was open and i apparently had to lock it in 3 ways and hold onto it cuz it wouldnt fully close. Shit was just exhausting. But ya last part was we were on lake shore, and hella people were running on it and it was snowing and there was a montage of a shit ton of deaths. And a bunch of cars were skidding cuz od the snow and one car just went insane that was coming towards us so we had to dodge it and we ended up skidding and going ojt of control and i just thought aight this is too much, i gotta wake tf up

Cuz i knew the insane zombie and a horde were behind us and so many ppl were in a panic and our car was oit of control so ya scurry shit bro

Jesus fell back asleep and the dream fucking continues except i ended up at a store. Woke tf up xuz not about to continue that damn dream jesus

[jizzlesdreams]

May 3, 2019

Like first one, we were in chicago and u were at my place and we chilled there for a while after we did a bunch of stuff earlier that day like go to food fests and shit. And we were judt hanging out then we went to some cabin so we could have sex but when we got there, there was a figure in the dark and i turned the light on and it was my future bro in law and he was drunk as fuck and saw us then dipped and turns out he goes to that cabin whenever hes in chicago and drunk af. Idk iy was random Fuck I forgot the other one But ee did some scavenger hunt But overall, we were cute af in the dream

[jizzlesdreams]

April 26, 2019

I cant remember the beginning as much but i had to get in the car with my bro and go somewhere cuz shot was happening And then my tooth was hurting and i could legit pull iy out but my bro was like nah we gotta call the cops for them to take it and im like ??? Ok . So he called and we were right next to them but they werenr getting us And we know shit was off so i grabbed my bro and we got in this huge castle tower and it was like same safe area and we're at tbis bridge and people were decoding a bunch of latin words (dude the dream was legit cool as fuck) I forgot but people were writing a bunch of shit and saying how one word is related to the south and how the got taken over already and how its a lost cause to go there and as we were discussing, this skeleton cop walks by and we tried not to male eye contact or else it would attack us cuz it was an enemy. So i knew shit was off so i grabbed my bro again and we go inside the towers roof where it was like a wine cellar/an attack/a chill safe room Then shit gets intense as fuck. We're in there with ppl and i could sensr weird shit was about to happen but we were with ppl i knew in the room and then all of a sudden the enemies were attacking the tower and got in We were able to kill them all but then people we saw from earlier who looked weird as fuck and i was close to killing them, came in a weird entrance and i thought they were zombies so i like threw a knife or shot some atrow at them but they disappeared because these people had magic powers So it was iffy if they wete good ot not So we ended up getting to know them and turns out they all have magical powers but wete like servants to the "god" of the world. I forgot what jis name was but it was long and extra..jk i think his was incentive. Weird. But when they said they were pardoned (as in the dude legit kills everyone unless he wants to kake use of them) so he made them their slaves So i got v shook cuz im like fuck this dude is real Also sidenote i pulled out that tooth at the beginning and them i had two teeth and one was bedazzled and i couldnt stop laughing at it in my dream Okay so i thought this god was a fake but these ppl were touched by that guy (touched as in they get insane writing/markings on their bod as proof/tainted them) But apparently i had to meet this scary god because he would pardon me the most because i apparently was the savior to everything. I had markings on myself but i hid it but i was the key to everything. I didnt tell anyone cuz i thought the dude wasnt real and it would be wack if i told ppl Anyway as i was finding this shit out, one girl starts screaming cuz shes in pain and we go over to her and see a bunch of hieroglyphics start to be etched on her back cuz the god wanted to fuck with us. So someone was reading her back and it said how there will be dead body parts falling from the sky And i guess i see into the future as my character (but also like lucid dreaming so i made it happen) and i grabbed a those lids for pots and i went outside of the cellar and i put the lid on top of my head and human dead body parts started to fall out of nowhere inside this tower we were in And everyone looked at me and was lile how did u know ghat wad gonna happen So i go back in and all of those magic ppl all start hurting and bleeding and shit judt gets fucked cuz if theyre fucked and good ppl then i could sense another ambush going to happen

[jizzlesdreams]

April 20, 2019

Oof woke up from a nap and shit was stressful as fuck. You, me and sara were in it and there was a huge shortage of everything in the world and laws werent a thing anymore because we were all going to die so everything was like every man for himself. Anyway, i had this big apartment complex in a huge city and it had a bunch of secret rooms but it was in this big building and apparently we killed some dude by accident and his whole crew/everyone was after us and we were just tryna survive and hide from everyone but all of our supplies were in my apt so we had to keep coming back and forth for like a few months cuz we had nowhere else to go Towards the end of the dream, we were going around the building to make sure no one would catch us but all of our enemies who actually were all trump supporters but like super fratty lookin dudes and super old dudes, they were in there but we had to get our supplies. But ya we were basically trapped and we couldnt get out because they already saw us so we run to my apt and for some reason we didnt lock any doors??? Cuz one dude knocked and sara looked in the peephole and saw it was one of our enemies and then the dude started to open the door so sara dealt with that dude and im running around making sure to lock everything So us 3 are trapped at my place and dont know what to do cuz we couldnt even crawl through the vents or anything. Anyway i thought up a grenade LOL so i threw that out and then i was talking to you ans asking if you know how to make those bombs (then i thought up/made a bunch of chemicals appear cuz i had some lab in my apt) so we started making shit then we throw it out then you were like this might backfire...and im like how Then all of a sudden, there was a loud noise in front of my door and shit got bright as fuck and turns out our enemies made a bomb too and threw at my door But my door was like indestructible so it didnt budge Anyway, i was super stressed out and couldnt think of ways for us to leave and be safe so i woke up

[jizzlesdreams]

April 17, 2019

I had some wack ass dreams fuck Like one part, someone had my iclicker and put my face on it and it looked like a meme Then i had to get to some party so i dipped seeing my friends to see my other friends But the party was me doing some acs shit but we were playing cards Then the whole scene turned into a barn dance Then into a birthday party Then into a fucking baby shower and there was an app where you could see how far into the lady was in her pregnancy And the person pregnant was someone from my hs and it said the baby was starting to grow in da belly 11 minutes ago And in my dream, all my friends were super hyped to see that and i look at rhem and was like guys this is a baby shower, why the fuck was it just starting 11 min ago. Like in baby showers, shouldnt they be like 7 months in or some shit Idk i was confused But that would be a cool app idea though

[jizzlesdreams]

April 14, 2019

Oof i woke up at 6 and was supposed to get up at 7 but bro i had some insane dreams. Basically was an insane assassin lol and there hella intense wars going on and my friends and i were super good assassins (even my bro was a part of squad) and we were crazy outnumbered but we were killing all dem hoes I had two swords and like small knives on me and on my shoes had like 4 shurikens attached and i could detach them Shit was fucking wild bro But my dream all started off with my bro and i being in venice and i was v hyped cuz i always wanted to fo before it sank and when we went, it was already sinking but it was v cool Then i got out of this gondola cuz there were huge waves and it plopped me onto land so i sat and some creeper was hitting on me. And some old dude i knew saw and got weirded out so he paid him $40 to fuck off. Later on in the dream, that creeper was one of our enemies in the war so i killed him lmfao

But bro like one part it was me and my bro and like 5 other people and we were supposed to meet our enemy but we all came armed and it was in some medieval castle so we go in and no one was in there and it seemed sketchrd asl so we block all openings with crates and then HELLLA enemies flooded in like it was absurd how many of them there were and there were only like 7 of us. But we ended up killong all of them smoothly and none of us got hurt cuz we were all skilled fighters/assassins. It was v cool lmao

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March 30, 2019

Okay it started off in some skyscraper but hs looking place and i was trying to pack because it was basically the purge and i had too many bags on me. I was with my friends and fam and i remember one point, i had my converse and i was asking sara to let me use her bball shoes so i can go out there when ppl ambush us cuz there were people after us. She gave them to me and right when ppl came in, someone killed all of the ambushers and i think it was ed and his friends (this went with the first purge movie as in the ex bf saves them) but i dont remember seeing him but i knew he helped out

Another point, we were at some big window room and tryna get shit ans the ambushers were climbing the building and advancing on us. They all ended up being right where the window was but i somehow was able to cut all of their heads off

After that, we were in some truck looking jeep and we were traveling around cuz we had to get out. Like it was the purge but only cuz it was the end of the world type of thing. We end up going to some mcdonalds and i order shit for sherry but at the same time, some twilight shit is going on and in my dream, i fucking realize my last dude was named edward and my dude now is jacob so people were going around and asking if theyre team edward/jacob. Everyone there said team jacob.

But ya thats funny as fuck that i dealt with an edward then a jacob

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March 23, 2019

Like it went from me going to some huge mtv rager and completely missing work and doing all of my chores/errands/school but the rager was v important cuz it was part of school and work (was weird)

Then it went to this game of thrones themed dream where i was some secret spy/assassin and i was supposed to take down the king. Like i was his "anonymous right hand man" but in "reality" or i guess i was also posing as some young person trying to learn shit from him. So i was like 3 people. Anyway, he was getting married and my identity as the anonymous person was almost gonna get revealed cuz he was getting angry as fuck and since i wouldnt tell him who i was, he got super fucking angry and got his guards to kill me. So he went back to his wedding and we're in this tent and all of them are trying to kill me and i liked those dudes so im like bruh i dont wanna kill u guys cuz u guys are chill as fuck (i was wearing something that covered myface and was like a halogram but when the king ordered ppl to kill me, i like came to reality type of thing) but they were tryna kill me. I ended up killing a few od them. Then one caught me but i got out ans they were v confused and i was going around this church/noyes lookong building until i found "secret" exit and i took off my disguise so i looked back to one of those young ppl tryna learn shit from the king and i left in the back exit but as i was doing that, i ran into the other young ppl part tryna learn shit from the king and they were like where are you going? (Since we had some role in the wedding) so i go to the wedding with them and fucking turns out the king is super fucking angry and throwing shit cuz someone stole something of his

So like apparently i did it (as the anon right hand man) but in the dream, i knew i stole something super valuable but i honestly forgot wtf it was even tho i had it on me but what the king was looking for, was actually something i didnt steal. Anyway, the thing stolen was something that someone in my "tryna learn from the king" squad wouldve stolen cuz i forgot what object it was but it made sense. Anyway, he was throwing shit and interrogating all of us and running us out. It was v scurry to watch the others get fucked up basically. So i was one of the last two ppl he didnt fuck up, so im like aight im just gonna go in front of him and be like tf bro and be calm as fuck. So i did and he just stared at me like ? And he got really calm and he went to play piano (i honestly think i made him do that because i was v scared to get yelled at and thrown around and fucked up and publicly humiliated cuz mind you, this is a wedding where all of the townspeople are at) so he did that and me and he stopped and he got super calm and asked where i was last friday and i told him i was at work (this dream went back to the other dream of the mtv rager) then he asked the other dude and then the king got up and was like all of you, follow me

So we pass this big machine which i knew was a lie detector so i get hella freaked out cuz i thought he was gonna do that to us but on the sides, it had coloring utensils and then he passed it and went to the basement so im asking the squad members like tf are we doing and they said we're coloring???? And I'm like ???? And we're all confuded

I ended up grabbing a huge pack of coloring pencils and followed the dude

Also this is all happening while his guards were trying to find "me" (anon right hand dude) and kill me

But im like okay this dream is getting sketch and idk how i will make it end and its already been stressful as fuck so imma just wake up

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March 20, 2019

Wack dream

Basically on ghis island and people on it are split into two teams and im the captain of mine

And we basically have to play dodgeball/capture the flag except the goal was to kill the other team or touch them to get them out.

They had hella snipers on us and we legit barely had any weapons so when it all started, i was in the kitchen and i legit grabbed a fork and i just started murdering hella ppl on the other team but like no one else was getting and there were no more snipers so i got hella confused. And one part, i saw this huge knife and i was able to cut someone's head off then after that im like i should probs chill out cuz i can actually die too so i just went in the middle of the "battlefield" so i could get out cuz i knew since it was so early in the game, the other team wont kill me. So did that and someone touched my butt and then i was out👏🏼

After that there was this parade and i was on a float and i think u were with me and we had monsters but we were trying to hide from people? Its a blur but i remember going to the bathroom and my friends were rolling in there and idk wtf happened after that