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Finding your middle school music playlists is half ‘damn these are bops’ and half ‘damn I was going through it huh’

#oh well #ay least middle school is over #would not repeat #seriously tho some are bops #currently adding a bunch to my actual playlist

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If I had a nickel for every time I’ve been part of a cryptocurrency investment group chat against my will I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it is weird that’s happened twice

#just a normal day #until suddenly I’m in Warren Education 65 Group once again #oh well

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Beaded Flowers // Beadwork Store Art

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If we assume the batfam are living in 2024 and Damian is around 10 then that means he was born in 2014 and has likely never touched a DVD in his life

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New circus, same clowns

#COVID adjacent sickness

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Oatmeal the ferret

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It's really fucked up when you treat characters like people and people like characters.

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Dr Cha did in 16 episodes what Grey’s Anatomy tried for 17+ seasons

#i said what i said

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My ideal beginning to a Batman movie:

We start with a slow pan down to Gotham as Oracle narrates

“Ask your average person who Gotham’s most famous citizen is, and you’ll get the same response every time: Bruce Wayne. Everybody’s heard of Bruce Wayne. You’ve probably heard his name a million times before. But there are some things that the average citizen doesn’t know about him. See, to the people of Gotham, Bruce Wayne is a rich kid who never grew up. They think he’s a buffoon, an airhead, a moron. But the truth is…”

*Batman bursts out of a window, screaming, on fire*

*record scratch, freeze frame*

“…they aren’t entirely wrong about that.”

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I need people to stop blaming the death of movies on “quips”. A quip is just a funny line of dialogue. That’s all. Like I just saw a post talking about quips and the death of movies and brought up Pirates of the Caribbean as an example of a better movie and yes it is but also that movie is FULL OF QUIPS. I just rewatched The Princess Bride. It’s all quips. Every single line. And it’s a masterpiece.

Movies suck when people don’t care about the art they’re making. That includes them not caring about their quips. Which is why a lot of comic relief dialogue ALSO sucks now. But the problem isn’t that funny dialogue exists.

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Ya know when people told me "when you're finally safe enough that you can leave survival mode and start to let go of and process your c-ptsd/trauma things are probably going to get really, really bad before they slowly start to get better" I thought that was reasonable. I did not understand that by "things are going to get bad" they meant "you're going to find yourself in the worst mental state of your entire life, but dw, that means it's working" and tbh I simply wish someone had been more clear.

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The main takeaway from Godzilla vs Kong is that corporate greed was the true villain all along

#like it’s obvious but this time there’s an ancient atomic water dinosaur and a big monkee #humor #i love monster movies #specifically Godzilla and dinosaurs #they’re so fun

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Watching Godzilla vs Kong and I’m team Godzilla simply bc he’s shiny and he does that cute scrunchy nose thing that my cat also does when she sniffs something new

#also Godzilla would def win #they had to feed Kong so many GMOs to make him a Bigger Boi #it’s just facts

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Being lactose intolerant won’t stop me from complaining about the consequences of my own actions

#i ordered a cappuccino knowing very well there were no dairy free options #but life is full of suffering so you gotta find the little joys in between #my tummy hurts and I Will complain about it