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Okay Walter White was actually pretty funny as a character bc he was so toxic that seasoned drug lords were like I cannot work w this man I have to put my mental health first

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there a baby fox living under our deck and he literally looks like that "full of milk" drawing except somehow rounder

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here is an extremely high resolution picture of a mole

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me every day without fail: I'll do [chore] when I get home

me when I get home:

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It has apparently been ten years since the time one of my professors pulled me aside to tell me I had to clean up after making out before going to class because my lipstick was everywhere and I realized "actually my tapdancing group decided we all had to dress like the Joker for our performance" was an infinitely worse explanation so I just said I was sorry

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literally any upper middle class tiktok self-identified ‘that girl’ in a pastel workout set with a thirteen step skincare routine and a green juice is a million times closer to being patrick bateman irl than any self-identified sigma film bro

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Fortnite, are you sure about this? Did you think it through?

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everyone say hi to Cereal, okay?

#hi cereal ❤️

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[picking at my scabs] heehee hoohoo texture be gone. surely there will be no repercussions

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Happy Neil Day! Please enjoy the very rare alternate Neil images!

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One of my favorite genres of post

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they should invent joints that don’t hurt