Man I wish I could draw frogs
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a graph based on my observations
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Your brain ever produce thoughts so absurd, that you're like my whole existence is a shitpost
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Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*
My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.
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you know what the most beautiful thing in the world is? girls being happy. have you ever seen a girl just being happy? iridescent. stunning. just gorgeous. keep it up
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disney character: mirror mirror on the wall, who is the farest of them all?
mirror: look, susan, beauty is a socially constructed concept which can be defined in many ways by different people. moreover, regardless of which definition is used, it cannot be quantified and therefore cannot be accurately compared.
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Snape is lucky as hell that Sirius wasn’t alive in The Half Blood Prince because the first thing Harry would’ve done when he found out that Snape told Voldemort the prophecy, would’ve been to tell Sirius. And no force on Heaven or earth would have stopped that man from flooing, flying, apparating, or running to Hogwarts and killing that grease stain.
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