johnandrasjaqobis

[johnandrasjaqobis]

#fallout #fallout amazon #I MEAN

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hey tumblr i request assistance

there's a post i cannot find. with a screenshot of a dragonborn tav kissing wyll

and then a doodle underneath portraying the sheer amount of N O M involved

which is a wild way to describe it but ??? i've exhausted my search options and i need to show my roommate

please

#bg3

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A distinguished gentleman

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BALDUR'S GATE 3 COMPANIONS: A meme summary (insp.)

#bg3

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#i quote end of ze world regularly #charlie the unicorn is a Very close second tho

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Wyll lighting study, because I adore him sm

#bg3

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FALLOUT (2024) - Episode 7: The Radio

#fallout amazon

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Pre-game Durge must have been absolutely mad about Ketheric, hearing about some bloke who cannot die? The urges must’ve been through the roof when they learned about him.

Imagine them venting to Gortash:

‘what about if I cut him up into a pile of very small giblets?’

‘Or what if I blasted enough fireballs to turn him into a pile of ash?’

‘OR HOW ABOUT ME AND YOU EVISCERATE HIM WITH ALL WE’VE GOT AND THEN THROW HIM INTO A POT OF ACID?!’

Gortash is like ‘no, love, it isn’t going to work! Sweetheart, let it go.’

‘But how can someone not die?’ 😥😭

#'this guy physically cannot die' 'yeah well i haven't tried' #bg3

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As Gortash's head hits the stone floor of his office he knows he is not getting up again. His head rings from the impact, but even with the noise filling up his head he can still hear his opponents voices.

A foot comes down on his chest. He doesn't see it clearly with how his vision is swimming, but he knows it. It has been there before, both similarly to how it is now and welcome.

"Kill him!" he hears. Karlach. The anger in her voice fills the room.

"Not yet," that all-to-familliar voice speaks. "I need to ask him one thing first."

Gortash blinks, his blurred vision focusing on the one over him. The one he had missed. His favourite assassin.

"Tell me, Gortash," they say, and it feels like all those years ago long before all of this started with how they spit rather than purr his name. "When I dissappeared, did you search for me? Or was I another thing you could cast aside, like Karlach was?"

He looks at them, up their leg, up their form, to their eyes burning into him. A memory of being in the same position, but then they smiled at him with both confidence and lust.

"No," he says, and he hates how his voice comes out. Weak. Powerless. "Karlach I gave, but you?"

He lifts his hand, slowly, as he had done all those years before. His fingers reach their leg, his fingers gently grazing the back of it before cupping the muscle of their calve.

Last time he had kissed them. He wonders if they will remember that in his last moments.

"You, I lost."

An eternity. A moment. His vision still dances, and the boot leaves his chest.

He watches as they walk away, the last thing he sees before Karlach's weapon comes down.

#H M #yeah i am. overly invested in this #bg3 #durgetash

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Have A Nice Day!

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i <3 menial tasks. for srs.

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#i always get food before work #so if its any shift before like noon #it counts as breakfast to me #on days off tho almost never

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which group do you find the most absolutely delightful at bringing the lolz together??

#this was Very Hard like four of my favorite shows are on here #but parks and rec remains the Classic

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amazon's fallout, episode 1

" is it your thumb, or mine ? "

#i knew they were gonna do it but #god i had my hand over my mouth at this bit #is it your thumb or mine HOW DARE YOU #fallout amazon

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ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME EVERY DETAIL--

#i cackled god they had a blast with this show #fallout amazon

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HELLO wrauw its been awhile since i've done this UMM i'm doing a flash comm sale!!!

all prices in USD and all payment through PayPal only!!! further details can be discussed!!! send me a DM thru here or my discord, or email me!!! email + my usual terms can be found in the readmore below

any and all support is super appreciated, including reblogs or just good wishes!!! art is all ive got for a living n i gotta pay some bills including my dog's heartworm prevention stuff aaaaa

no matter what, if ur reading this i wish you much peace and love ahead!!!

email: [email protected]

TERMS:

Price may increase depending on complexity of props, poses, clothing, etc. I will let you know and we can come to an agreement before I send the invoice!

I RESERVE THE RIGHT TO REJECT COMMISSION REQUESTS FOR ANY REASON.

Payment is Paypal only and in USD. I will send an invoice when we have agreed on commission details.

Payment can be done upfront BUT is only needed AFTER THE SKETCH IS COMPLETE. I ask that payment is done all at once.

If you have a deadline in mind, please let me know BEFORE I send the invoice or I will assume that there is no deadline

Progress updates will be given as I deem appropriate, and you’re free to ask for as many as you want WITHIN REASON.

No refunds, sorry. If you don’t want to risk it, just don’t commission me, thank you.

Please offer good visual references for me, and if not, a VERY DETAILED description. Any details not specified will be winged.

Final product will be sent via email in PNG or JPEG form.

YOU MAY: Post your commission to your own blog or social media platforms with credit (and if possible an @) to this blog and use your commission for PERSONAL USE ONLY (aka blog header, icons, RP blogs, etc.) 

YOU MAY NOT: Post on other art websites or repost without credit, sell your commission, or use it COMMERCIALLY (aka illustrations in books or merch you intend to sell, etc.)

I CANNOT/WILL NOT DRAW:

Mechas or complex armour

Backgrounds (except for solid/gradient colour blocks, which will be provided at no additional cost.)

Offensive/hostile material

Real life people without consent

ASK TO DRAW AT OWN RISK:

Gore and violence

Weaponry

Vehicles

Furniture

#KEY IS SO GOOD GET U SOME ART

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There should be a fanfic writing game called the showrunners challenge where someone writes a story and partway through someone else can play things like "actor leaves after 4000 more words" or "topic now too politically sensitive due to unforeseen world events" or "lost rights to that reference"

#this legit sounds. so fun