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my favourite thing about chuuya nakahara is that he's just kind of. chill. about everything. he's like, my tragic backstory has no hold on me, i went to therapy and i'm all good now. i'm a bad guy cuz it pays good and my found family happens to be here. what do you mean that's not a good reason, you a cop or something?

someone will betray him and he'll go ok well that's pretty upsetting. they probably had a good reason though. i'll forgive them if they let me get a good punch in. if they're really just a hater they're giving me bad vibes and i don't wanna deal with 'em at all tbh.

things have been done to him that would warrant a lifelong crusade of revenge for anyone else, but for chuuya nakahara it's just, that was super not cool but i'll let it slide if you get therapy with me.

chuuya is down for any crime and thinks moral boundaries are for losers and stuff but he's the nicest guy in the port mafia when it comes to not mistreating his subordinates and probably helps old ladies cross the street. he shows up for a solid 10-20 minutes of screentime per season and makes all the fans fall in love with him while doing the bare minimum, and despite technically being a villain i don't think he's worked against the agency a single time (although to be fair this is often not on purpose). he also does the bare minimum every time he's asked to help in-universe and clearly isn't even trying, and he sweeps anyway because he is ridiculously overpowered and could probably kill literally everyone if he actually wanted to, and i just. no one is doing it like him. you go you unbothered king.

#really wanna know if that's really it or just a side effect of him being seen with other people's pov #from sb we know even in times where he's emotionally overwhelmed he never loses sight of what he needs to do #no ones doing it like him

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And one universal fact of mother nature is that you can bring a water bottle with you for a hundred days and not get thirsty and the hundred and first day when you forget to bring it with you, you will be met with an unquenchable thirst like you've been fasting for a week and a throat drier than the Sahara desert

#sigh #life

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it burns like fire

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nearly lost my mind cause of this brush

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DC Twitter must have been INSANE when it got out that Superboy’s dads were Superman and Lex Luthor. Holy shit. The memes. The ship wars. The homophobes. The mpreg jokes. People would have lost their fucking minds. Lex Luthor releases a statement like “he’s a clone of me and Superman no birth was involved” and people are like KINDA GAY OF YOU TO HAVE A SON WITH ANOTHER MAN, LUTHOR. Lexcorp’s PR team locks themselves in a conference room and refuses to come out for love or money.

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bruce and talia. 2022

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dick and roy; a collection

outsiders (2003), #11, 12, 13, 16, 21

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Pats all of them 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

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they’re dating

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Rip misato katsuragi and Ritsuko Akagi y'all could've had the rawest, the most soul devouring lesbian sex on screen if it weren't for homophobia

#neon genesis evangelion

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with zero hesitation too

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trevor belmont

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ugh i can't stand this bastard he's so cunty. in a really unwashed and sad kinda way

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i'm fighting the "90s comics are all dumb and bad" fight on the side of the 90s comics

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i don't want to see u disappear

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Batman/Superman: World's Finest #26 (2024)

written by Mark Waid art by Dan Mora & Tamra Bonvillain