Joseph Seed after telling you how killing his newborn daughter seconds after birth was God’s calling
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John Seed looking at himself in the mirror after failing to capture the deputy and marry them
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Yo why tf this mf forehead so biiiiiiig 😭😭😭 shi glossy as hell too
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Idk abt y’all, but my version of a No Cult AU Joseph Seed is a free spirited, stoner-hippie with a potty mouth.
(And he definitely uses technology more than og Joseph or John ever would)
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I just realized after you kill John and loot his pockets he got $1500 on him 😭 like bitch who tf casually carries $1500?
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John Seed’s crippling trauma catching up to him when Joseph says he isn’t good enough for the New Eden
(In all seriousness I actually feel bad for him)
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Joseph Seed when Angel keeps pulling at the same nerve for months
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Look, I know John's a sadistic prick. I know he carves sins into people and then cuts chunks of their skin off for fun. I know he's utterly insane and he could and would drown me and smile about it if given the chance. BUT let me just say....the idea of Rook redeeming him and making him see reason and then they run off together to live peaceful lives where John recovers from his brutal trauma is idealistic but ENDEARING idea to consider.
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Male Dep x John Seed Shippers : No judgment but I always see John with a big strong tough deputy 🤔 where my short dangerous piranha deputy’s at?
*disclaimer there is a place in my heart for the big strong deputies*
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Ngl I wanna do an ask me abt my deputy...
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Angel taking up John Seed’s office after kicking him out of Holland Valley’s bunker
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Pt 3. John after getting run over by all the deputies in Holland Valley
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Pt.2 after driving John over:
Deputy Cooper and Angel literally making tik toks right after
@strafethesesinners
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What a Peggie sees .5 seconds before boomer takes their gun
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John after Angel tries to run him over for the 10th time using a cult truck
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AU Idea: Religious take on Eden’s Gate
The Seed Family are secretly angels while the deputy/deputies are pesky imps/demons
OR
Vice versa where the Seed Family (Mostly Joseph) are demons trying to be religious in order to get their rights to enter heaven
Thoughts?
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Me, after the FarCry 5 fandom been long dead and gone, coming back to tumblr to show only FarCry 5 content
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