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spiders have got to figure out contracting I need to be able to call my local spiders union and be like "hey can you send a guy out for a few days the fruit flies are back" and then pay it in spider currency. I'll learn the conversion rates. I'll be generous with my rounding. please.

#fr please

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#thanks #desperately need it!

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I liked the part where the possums ate fruit

#i could watch this forever

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enough about taylor swift already. reblog and tag the smallest, least known artist you listen to

#Emilie Autumn #or #November Ultra

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drew a constant mood on the mind

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#out of those it’s Lovecraft Country #but I actually cried over the cancellation of Our Flag Means Death

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shoutout to everyone dealing with. thhe fucking difficulty

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this seems self-centered you know “stereotypical American bs” but I’m curious

#26

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#dust repelling please #concentrate was close 2nd lol

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rb this and tell me what ur accent is. this has no purpose except the fact i just realized i could have like... mutuals with cockney accents or newfoundland accents or something and thats just wild

#grew up back and forth from Oklahoma to Northern Washington #depending on the word #or depending on the /vibe/ of what I’m saying #I’m either southern light or Canadian light #i think I sound like someone putting on an American accent #and messing it up lol

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#sad that there’s no Llamas with Hats here #I think it was around the same time as Charlie the Unicorn #but also the Duck Song is always in my brain

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never let anyone tell you that trawling through mediocre victorian poetry isn't worth it. we just happened upon an absolute BANGER of a worm poem. go read it or else 🪱🪱🪱

#yooooo

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any time I play a game with a customizable character & I say I wish they could be fatter people without fail, every single time, are like “it’s fantasy 🙄”

ok what if in my wildest fantasies where i can fly or do spells or ride dragons or date trolls i’m still chubby? what if I don’t aspire to skinniness and my weight is already my idealized self what then

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Semi spoiler for the fallout series

Anyone who says NV was retconned hasn’t made it to the last episode.

#fallout #fallout show #fallout series #the show lines up with all the games canon #especially NV

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The creepros have been showing up in stores! At walmarts. They seem to be rolling out slowly though. And some of them have been coming back in stock on amazon for a little while.

You're not messing with me right? T_T I don't know how to check for things coming back in stock online, I'd need them to be, like, readily available and not selling out within 5 minutes to be able to get one.

#Anonymous

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I have a special place in my heart for Venus Mcflytrap, and I love what they did for her new design!

#looove #amazing art #your style is so cute op!!

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I think I fucked up.

#I thought the creeproductions were gonna be more widely available #and I didn’t get Ghoulia #who’s like one of my grail dolls #cause I thought they were gonna be like in stores and stuff #weren’t the first creepros? #monster high