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And 2016 -.-

2014 is half over and

-i lost no weight

-didn’t learn anything

-haven’t made an effort to save money

-still ugly

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Bitch, why do u have so much eyebrows?

A story by me. (via jollyzombieturtle)

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And a diet coke please :)

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Holy fuck

omg

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This makes my heart smile

#lol #dogs #pug #flowers #funny images

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Damn fucking right I did

#lol #boyfriend #murder #funny images #relationship

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Surreal Southern Art In Mississippi.

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This just wiped the smile right off my face ..

#tragedy #cartoon #Winniethepooh #murder #innocence

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The kardashians in a nutshell

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"Video games are unrealistic" BITCH, so are your eyebrows.

#gamer #video games #gamer girls #girls #lol

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Do you ever just come across a post and be like WTF! Then you look at the person's URL and just be like oh okay and continue scrolling..

#lol #lolz #true story #reality #funny

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#lol #true #funny #meme

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You think this is a fucking game?!

#lol #meme #funny #animals #funny pictures