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jonagoldine · 3 months
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visual gag where someone is thrown against a stained glass window and lands in the exact same pose as the holy figure depicted on it
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jonagoldine · 3 months
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Are people with large beds not afraid of a ghost crawling in with them? I would be
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jonagoldine · 1 year
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Love when Tumblr recommends me a post based on my likes and the post is just a picture of a cardboard box filled with water
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jonagoldine · 1 year
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i like to pretend i already died and asked god to send me back to earth so i can swim in lakes again and see mountains and get my heart broken and love my friends and cry so hard in the bathroom and go grocery shopping 1,000 more times. and that i promised i would never forget the miracle of being here
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jonagoldine · 1 year
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if you are in your late 20's or early 30's you are finally beginning to experience a true sense of separation and alienation from youth culture and to natural identify more with other adults as your peers, and that's a normal part of being an adult and moving into that stage of your life, and you MUST recognize it as such and resist the ancient Joker's Trick that is the urge to jump to the conclusion that nothing has changed about you and it is instead the children that have gotten weirder.
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jonagoldine · 1 year
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I gotta lot of work ahead me
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jonagoldine · 1 year
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”getting thicker skin” is great in theory but I think for some people “get better at handling your thin skin” is gonna be way more helpful advice. I have strong emotional reactions to criticism and they might never go away, but i can continue to try and handle each situation maturely and that’s the important part. Sometimes irrational feelings are chronic and living with them is better than trying to beat yourself up into not having them.
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jonagoldine · 1 year
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containment breach at polygon (x)
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jonagoldine · 1 year
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i just found 12 bricks
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jonagoldine · 1 year
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Art from the Paranatural side story The Activity Club and the Final Hole, which you can find here.
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jonagoldine · 1 year
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Rose Tyler was so iconic…no job. no father. hopping planets wearing approximately 10 lbs of waterproof drugstore mascara. a man at home who knew full well she was getting her back blown out by debate team captain space alien David Tennant on the regular and would still hang out with her every time she deigned to grace him with her presence. She killed the Devil? what a great character
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jonagoldine · 1 year
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Out of Touch
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jonagoldine · 1 year
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I was on a bus once when this guy tapped my knee and pointed out that we were the only two people not looking at their phones and then asked what I was thinking about. 
sometimes when I’m having a bad day I relive the moment I saw the his manic pixi dream girl hopes draining from his eyes and fill up with confusion and boredom as I explained to him I was thinking about which Rupaul’s Drag Race challenges Frank n Furter would preform best in and locked him into the conversation until it was my stop
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jonagoldine · 1 year
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people on the internet are literally like you don’t have to come out of the closet if you don’t want to! that is completely valid! unless you are a celebrity and i think you’re gay then if you don’t come out you’re queerbaiting and that’s homophobic and you deserve to die. and they think this is normal behavior
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jonagoldine · 1 year
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jonagoldine · 1 year
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jonagoldine · 1 year
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“Not all at once ladies :)” I say to the rats that bite my ankles
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