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jooces · 4 days
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doomed millennial future
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jooces · 2 months
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not me being cool enough for my younger sister
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jooces · 2 months
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jooces · 2 months
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So glad I gave up internet discourse in exchange for survival in hell country
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jooces · 3 months
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the love is gone butterflies don't spawn, no longer clouding judgement with their sporadic patterns the love is gone and I am hardened by gratitude
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jooces · 3 months
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turned down another gig today.
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jooces · 4 months
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Self esteem .. they got seeds for that?
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jooces · 4 months
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got the best phone call of my life today. someone dead picked up the phone just to let me know im not annoying. never in my life did I think this day would come.
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jooces · 5 months
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The visitors, Martin Hoffman
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jooces · 6 months
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jooces · 8 months
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Lemme chill on myself
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jooces · 8 months
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Rapunzels mom
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i think about this tiktok comment every day
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jooces · 9 months
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Michael Whelan
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jooces · 9 months
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jooces · 10 months
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“I never go in for the kill. I know what I look like. I’ve been 6’4” since I was nineteen. When a guy my size makes a move, it can be frightening. So I let the woman lead. I know that when she’s ready, she’ll let me know. She’ll give me the cues. Only when that happens will I pull out the magic wand. This is important. I always ask: ‘If you had a magic wand, what would be your perfect man?’ I let them tell me how they want to be treated. And then I follow instructions. I can’t tell you how many women have told me: ‘Wow. You don’t go down on me like a guy.’ Most men just put their whole face in it. Way too much. Especially if there’s stubble involved. I’d personally recommend shaving your face right beforehand. Shave that shit down until it feels like a baby’s ass. If you’re not gonna do that, at the very least you’ve got to lead with the lips. Use the tongue gently. And don’t go straight for the clitoris. Aim for one o’clock. You can’t go wrong with one o’clock. But don’t just park at one o’clock. Travel around. The entire area is sensitive. With men it’s all about the penis. But with women,  it’s all about everything. Except the butthole. This one is so important. The balloon knot is not for you to touch. Ever, not even once. Unless you’re asked. Even then there’s got to be preparation unless you want the whole house smelling like baby diapers. So always ask. Always, always ask. Ask if she’s comfortable with fingers. Ask if she’s comfortable with penetration. Ask if she’s into verbal. A lot of women don’t want to hear a fucking word. It scares them. So you better ask. Also, and this one might be surprising,  a lot of women don’t want to go face-to-face. If you’re kissing them, or being too intimate, they might lock up. They’ll make it very clear that the intimacy scares them. It’s a heartbreaking thing, because it usually means there’s been some trauma. If that happens, just stop. Stop everything and hold them. Don’t ask them to explain, unless they choose to tell you. Just hold them. Maybe the sex will come later when they’re more comfortable. Maybe it never comes at all. And that’s fine. Just be a gentle soul that they can hold for as long as they need.”
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