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[jordanparker]

THIS IS SO COOL WHAT

Peter Parker, the Scarlet Witch

When a new threat emerged in New York, Tony was the first to be on sight. Red smoke was filling the air, glimmering where the light caught in it. He could barely see anything, so he landed where the smoke was the thickest and slowly walked towards what he supposed was it's source.

And then he saw him for the first time. The young man's red lips and glowing eyes caught his attention. Tendrils of red magic were glowing around his hands and forming the smoke that filled the city. But at its centre, where the boy was standing, the air was clear, almost as if he were in the eye of the hurricane.

As the glowing eyes set on Tony, he couldn't move, completely entranced by the man's beautiful and innocent appearance that still spoke of power. He could practically see the magic pulsating under his skin. The moment seemed to last forever, although probably only a few seconds went by.

And then, with one last smile from the witch, the red smoke began to move, curling around him and when Tony could see again, the man was gone. But Tony knew that it was not the last time he would see the Scarlet Witch. Although he wasn't sure yet if he would meet him again as a friend or foe.

#omgomgomgomg #???? AMAZING??? #love the moodboard btw #its so pretty

[jordanparker]

OMG YES

Steve is old fashioned. He liked his news from the news paper. He liked reading the comics too.

He likes there are still news stands but misses newies ya know the kids selling papers at ever corner. Or even the newspaper delivered to his door.

MAYBE he talks to the local newspaper guy about getting them delivered.

Enter broke college kid Peter Parker needing extra cash and who cares if he has to be up at 330 to get to the news stand so a new special client can get all the different papers delivered to him by 5am.

He ain't Spiderman for nothing!

When does Steve catch on? When does Peter realize his client is actually Cap?

WHEN DOES THE FLIRTING START

I dunno my friends but I want this written......

#spidershield #this is great #i love it

[jordanparker]

hey everyone! hope everyone had a good year and had a great end to 2022 <3 and happy holidays 💗💗

#sorry for being gone for months lmao #school had me in a chokehold with the amount of papers ive written lol #also i went through a shit ton of fuckery but im okay now :D #happy holidays 💗💗

[jordanparker]

😭💕💕

Reblog to put one of these in your mutuals’ pocket when they’re not looking

#i will keep looking away #ITS SO CUTE OMG

[jordanparker]

WHATTTT

Okay @jordanparker you asked for my spideypool and I did say it was gonna be a sad one....

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Wade slipped in the window with a tumble. When he received the call to show up here and not on some roof top he knew something was up. Red normally doesn't want him anywhere near his place of business.

"Honey I'm Home!" He yells in a singsong voice.

" Wade, in my office." Uh oh that tone of voice was not good. And he used my name and not Deadpool.... Spelled big trouble. Feeling on edge he walked into the office, the eyes of his mask blinking as he takes in the scene before him. Matt was at his desk, a closed folder sitting infront of him. A laptop turned to face the empty chair which he assumed was were he was suppose to go. Not to strange but Mr. Tin-Can, Tony Stark, himself was standing there facing away looking out the window.

"Wow. Now I know your not Tin Cans Lawyer. Are you mine?! What did I do this time? Pinky promise I haven't unalived anyone in months! You can ask Spidey! Hey actually I haven't seen him in about a we-"

Tony makes a strained noise and slammed his hand against the wood frame of the window. He takes a deep breath reaching up adjusting his large dark sunglasses. " You know where to reach me" he turn and quickly leaves the room.

" What crawled up his as-"

" Wade. Have a seat. Please."

Wade blinked again, warning bells were going off. Did we start having a spidey sense too? None of this is leading to anything good. Wade adjusts his belt and moves to sit in the chair. He eyes Matt, his hands have a slight tremble.

Clearing his throat Matt opens the folder on his desk, reaching his hand out, finger tips running over the braille. " About 5 and half years ago, you participated in a Make A Wish program correct?"

Tilting his head "Yes"

" The request was a wedding correct?"

Wade nods, his leg bouncing a little with nerves. " Yeah young kid 16 had the big C bad, wanted a wedding. I went all out! Flew them to vegas even some of his family and friends came! We had a blast! "

"Did you know that it was a legally binding wedding?"

"WHAT!?! No! It was just setup like a real one not actually a real one! Aw shit am I being sued cause I accidentally married a 16 year old? "

"No. It was a legal wedding. I have all the documents. Which brings me to this next part..."

" Oh shit didn't know I was married and now I'm getting divorced? Gotta pay alimony? "

Matt looks down taking a deep breath before moving his head to face Wade. " I am sorry to be the one to tell you. But your ... Husband has passed away."

Oh. " Oh..."

" I have a video from him. He ... He left a message for you. "

" How did he even get in contact with you? I know its a small world after all but -"

" I knew him. I didn't know about this part til a few months ago when he sent me a file and told me not to open it til... His time was up.... I.. Didn't know it would be so soon..he never said" the last part was whispered.

Frowning Wade looks at Matt the feeling of dread coming back. He looks at the laptop and taps the space bar for the screen to wake the screenback up. There was already a window open that was paused. Taking a deep breath he moved the mouse to click play.

The video starts an empty chair in a room that a total nerd would have. Legos and text books everywhere. Poster's from Star Wars and famous scientist even a few Avengers poster. A body then blops itself in the computer chair. A young man with wild curly brown hair, big brown doe eyes. Cute as a button. He looks thinner in the face whether it was him getting older and the baby fat sliding away or the cancer that was eating away at him. He smiles a shy smile at the camera.

" Hi Wade.... I know you might not really remember me. And... I'm sorry you are finding out this way. I..." He sighs and reaches up sweeping his hair back. " I thought I would have a bit more time... Or maybe I thought I could finally believe Mr. Stark when he said he was going to find a cure that he could fix this..." He gives a sad little grin " but I accepted it a long time ago and just... Did the best I could with what little time I had left." He sighs and pulls up a photo. Its of the wedding day in Vegas, they were kissing at the alter. " Thank you Wade. I always wanted to be married... To have what everyone normally gets to have. You went all out and it wasn't something you had to do." He smiles fondly down at the photo before putting it off to the side. " That... Was the best day of my life... Its before everything else that happened..."

" You have such a big heart Wade. And I want you to keep trying. Do the best you can do but don't let anyone tear you down. Not everyone knows what a soft teddy bear you are. " he pauses for a moment turning his head toward the window in the back ground then you can start to hear the faint sounds of sirens going off. He moves to stand off to the side you can hear the rustle of clothing.

Coming into view is Spiderman sans his mask, he moves to the window before pausing to look back at the camera with a smile " You asked me once if I would date you.... I told you I was a married man.... You just didn't know it was to you..." He pulls on his mask " I love you Wade Winston Wilson.... I'm sorry I won't get the chance to say this in person. The spider bite cured me of a lot of things... It made me lived longer because of it but... Cancer is a tough bitch ya know?" He sighs " I'm glad I got to know you Wade... Be good. For me and take care of Matt. Your a good man Wade." And with that Spiderman slips out the window into the night. The video plays for a few more moments before going back to the start screen.

Wade stares at the screen for a long moment before ripping his mask off and throwing it letting out a loud scream. He pulls out his gun and starts firing at the laptop. Matt moved quickly to Wades side and wrapped his arms around him.

" I know... I know..."

#i was gone for a while and i come back to this treausre? #amazing #fantastic #i loev it #spideypool #CRYING BUT IN A SAD WYA

[jordanparker]

We're comin' back, bay-bee! Keep your eyes and ears open for Year 2 of the Spideypool Holiday Fic Exchange Extravaganza!

In the meantime, for anyone who joined last year, I've made a feedback form! I know it's been a year (what is time???), but if by any chance you still remember, I'd love to hear your thoughts! I've already started working to fix and preempt some of last year's issues, and we want to hear any and all feedback you have, so we can make this year (and any future years 😉) as smooth and fun as possible!

#IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS #IM SO EXCITEDDD #spideypool

[jordanparker]

College student Peter who’s deathly afraid of spiders. One day there’s a truly gigantic one in his bedroom so he has no other choice but to go to his neighbor and beg for aid

Tony, his sexy older neighbor immediately follows him into his bedroom and gets rid of the spider

It becomes a thing… Peter going to Tony for help. They’re flirting the whole time and eventually one thing leads to another and they start going out

And eventually, years from there, Peter finds out that Tony’s also deeply uncomfortable with spiders but didn’t want to show it so he just kept making a brave face and getting rid of them

#🤣🤣🤣😭 #starker

[jordanparker]

WOULD BE EVEN BETTER IF STEVE AND PETER WERE DATING

Prompt:

Tony out on a jog. A new routine he picked up from Pepper. They were at odds again, though still married currently.

While out he runs into either Steve or Peter who are also jogging. They also happen to be his ex who he broke up with.

Tries to convince them to have lunch or dinner with him.

They point out they are with someone new now and just cause he is having marriage problems with the person he cheated on them with that's his problem.

Then the new partner shows up.

Jealous Tony.

If Steve then have Bucky or Sam as the new Bf.

If Peter then have Bucky, Stephen or even Johnny Storm as the new bf.

Can make it even crazier and have him run into both of his ex's.

[jordanparker]

met another guy... LETS HOPE HES NOT RACIST.

also he doesnt know english but thats okay. ive been meaning to learn another language yk.

#jordan talks shit #jordan talks romance *wink* #shitpost #random

[jordanparker]

THISSSSSSSS

at this point does sony honestly have that much to lose? they already created a romantic/platonic (whatever way u interpret it) relationship between an alien slime monster and a trash man who used to be a world renowned journalist, so throwing in andrew garfield’s photojournalist peter parker and writing a friends to enemies to lovers plot literally wouldn’t be that crazy, and if anything, just do mad numbers for them

#jfuvnfdnfhus #eddie Brock #peter parker #tasm

[jordanparker]

#gorillaz #2d gorillaz

[jordanparker]

THEY BOTH LOOK SO GOODDD JDAKJDNAHSA

-Moms a murderer?

-Moms a lesbian??

#cant even wait for s2 #chucky #glen/da

[jordanparker]

lost focus and had a consensual workplace relationship

#LMAO #LOVE THEM #the good place

[jordanparker]

he was racist 🙄🙄🙄

update on the name-cest guy that i have vry strong feelings for:

-we talked again and he was so sweet and nice and his laugh is adorable

-we trauma-dumped (as people on the internet do)

-I FEEL A VERY STRONG BOND WITH HIM AND IDK IF ITS PLATONIC OR ROMANTIC BUT EVERYTIME HE LAUGHS OR SINGS I GET SO FLUSTERED OMFG.

#ofc this happens to me twice fuck me #random #shitpost #jordan talks shit #maybe this is a sign that im never gonna find the one yk #jordan talks romance *wink*

[jordanparker]

Hi Jordan! I saw that you have a number of AO3 fics saved -- do you have "Forever" written by @ceratonia-siliqua ? It's a winterspider Prison AU that got taken down. I've seen a number of people looking for it on Tumblr and the author is also trying to recover the fic. Thank you in advance and have a nice day!!

hi!! OMFG IM SO HAPPY RN BECUZ THIS IS ONE I ACTUALLY HAVE!!! here is the google link to it :))

glad i could help!!

#asks #jordan talks shit #winterspider #fic recs #:)))

[jordanparker]

i love them so much *sobs uncontrollably*

Was lazy with both of these but yea

#spideypool

[jordanparker]

update on the name-cest guy that i have vry strong feelings for:

-we talked again and he was so sweet and nice and his laugh is adorable

-we trauma-dumped (as people on the internet do)

-I FEEL A VERY STRONG BOND WITH HIM AND IDK IF ITS PLATONIC OR ROMANTIC BUT EVERYTIME HE LAUGHS OR SINGS I GET SO FLUSTERED OMFG.

#jordan talks shit #shitpost #random #real life stuff #jordan talks romance *wink* #ALSO BY NAME-CEST I JUST MEAN WE HAVE THE SAME NAME