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she's 25? she should be in her bed on her phone

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This is a strong contender for my favorite exchange I’ve ever seen on the internet

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i must not get takeout. takeout is the wallet-killer. takeout is the little-death that brings total obliteration. i will face the kitchen, fridge, and pantry. i will make choices about what to cook and then execute them. when hunger is gone there will be nothing. only i will remain.

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My husband’s job primarily employs adult men but there is one (1) teenage girl and my husband said originally he worried she might be a bit of an outcast but instead every man on the crew was like “huh guess I am a dad/older brother now.”

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Activists in Tasmania have stuck up more honest promo stickers inside Coles & Woolworths stores, the two dominant supermarket chains in Australia.

#king shit #continue

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Sylvia Plath, from The Unabridged Journals

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Damn, that Venus in retrograde went crazy

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im in so much physical pain i might died

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I do not respect the grind. Go to bed

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