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one thing about me is that I will abuse the quick reblog function on mobile
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On a scale of Severus Snape to Heathcliff, how badly do you treat the child of your dead long-lost love purely out of longtime hatred towards their father and resentment that she chose him over you?
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the sorting hat, barely touching my head for less than a second: THERAPY THERAPY STRAIGHT TO THERAPY
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i love characters with an innate ability to just fucking survive
bestie you should be dead but you arent fucking how
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WE BROKE CONTAINMENT EVERYBODY
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My 12 year old
But she eats rocks too so I don't think she should be included in that census
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I do not come to this fucking hellscape to be attacked like this.
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HAPPY FLAT FUCK FRIDAY 🎉
surfing flatfish! drop what you’re doing! Important!
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Thus Min Hyuk was left too stunned to speak
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gentle reminder: you are very capable and I’m excited for your future
slightly less gentle reminder: you do have to work for it
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When your favorite coworker (and fellow kpop stan) shares a birthday with Felix....but she left you for a better job
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Hi
I love him
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결국 (Love Is Pain) Official MV — YANAN
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Reid: Do you wanna know how I really hurt my wrist?
Morgan: Yes.
Reid: I was hula-hooping.*shows him a picture* I joined a class both for fitness and for fun.
Morgan: Oh my God.
Reid: I mastered all the moves. *swipes to show more pictures* The Pizza Toss, the Tornado, the Scorpion, the Oopsie Doodle.
Morgan: Why are you telling me this?
Reid: Because no one will ever believe you. *starts deleting the pictures*
Morgan: No, No!
Reid: *deletes the last one*
Morgan: You sick son of a bitch.
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Sometimes my executive functioning issues don't let me do it everyday
every time i have to eat or shower or whatever i get so pissed off. like i just fucking did all this shit yesterday
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