josaprcat
josaprcat
Writings, and Fandoms, and Music, Oh My
Josh | he/they | Bi | 19 | Demiman | Header by @_juicepops_ on Twitter If you're a p*rn blog, TERF blog, or the like, I will not hesitate to block you
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josaprcat · a month ago
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IVE BEEN WAITING ALL YEAR TO POST THIS YOU DONT EVEN KNOW
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josaprcat · 3 months ago
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You, thats ur own fuckin problem
if you see me at school and think im a top thats ur own fuckin problem
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josaprcat · 3 months ago
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So uh, even tho I follow you, @artbyfuji, this is how it showed up in my dash and I feel like it's trying to call some of us out.
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josaprcat · 4 months ago
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i never talk about these things but i can’t remain silent.
i know tumblr doesn’t give a SHIT when things happen in countries outside the “most popular ones” (such as the usa & england). it’s true, don’t lie to me. y’all don’t give A FUCK. not every issue and problem in said countries gets the appropriate exposure but in general shit shows up on the news WORLD FREAKING  WIDE. you set up donations, you help out, your spread the word, you say “pray for x”……
southern europe is burning. 
my country is burning.
people are dying - at home, on the road, trying to run away, in their cars.
yesterday my country had 300 active fires.
people are losing EVERYTHING they own.
i have a friend that is on a train right now passing through places that have been burnt to the ground and she says the smoke is so intense it’s getting inside the train and she can barely breathe.
and yet, even though several people (myself included) have been trying to bring awareness to what has been happening in southern europe… what we get from most of you, those not part of the countries suffering, is silence. we don’t ask for money, we don’t ask for shit other than a reblog to spread awareness… something you can delete in 24/48hrs if you wish. 
i don’t know what to tell you. i’m angry. i’m frustrated. i’m disappointed. i feel like i’m screaming into the void. “a reblog does nothing” - you know that’s a damn lie, you know exposure always helps, you know people start paying attention when posts on social media become popular. my country in particular is a small one, we get ZERO exposure. y’all are only starting to figure out we even fucking exist bc of the shit we’ve been winning lately. 
but hell, if the EU doesn’t give a shit, why should some user on tumblr dot com?
again, i don’t know what to tell you so i’ll let the images speak for themselves: 
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An image captured by a Nasa satellite shows a thick plume of smoke blowing southward from the Greek island of Chios over the island of Crete
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Torneros de Jamuz, Spain
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Duca, Croatia
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A helicopter from Italy’s civil protection service drops water on a fire near the railway between Venice and Trieste
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Residents take refuge on the beach as a wildfire burns on the mountain next to the village of Lithi, on the Greek island of Chios
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Men gather cattle during a forest fire in Vieira de Leiria, Marinha Grande, Portugal.
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Charred trees are seen on the hills above the Cloister of Thivaidas on Mount Athos, a World Heritage Site in Greece
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Portugal
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josaprcat · 5 months ago
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so can we start hunting down white liberals now or what
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josaprcat · 5 months ago
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My “draw the squad” memes so far
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josaprcat · 5 months ago
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i can tell i’m sleep deprived bc i just made myself cry about tutankhamun and i have, like, negative interest in the kid
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josaprcat · 5 months ago
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This post, in which Gaud removes and re-installs a door in a fit of spite: https://biggest-gaudiest-patronuses.tumblr.com/post/651301216561856512/once-again-for-the-bargain-price-of-666-i-will
*kicks down a door*
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josaprcat · 5 months ago
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Furry.
Half true. If there is a border between Furry and not, I land decidedly on the line.
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josaprcat · 5 months ago
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Is this in reference to that Gaud post?
*kicks down a door*
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josaprcat · 5 months ago
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I wanna know what people assume about me because of my tumblr.
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josaprcat · 5 months ago
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I had no idea JK Rowling was so active. /j
That being said, she may be a figurehead for TERFs, but she is not the only problem. She's just enabled other problematic people, especially in the UK.
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Someone made an engagement map for TERF tweets
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josaprcat · 5 months ago
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A simple reminder you are free to unfollow me/block me if you feel like my presence on your dashboard is bothering you.
I promise I won't call you out for that, I won't make vague posts about it or pop in your DMs to ask you why.
You are free to curate your experience and if my presence muddles your experience, please unfollow/block me without fear. I promise I won't come after you.
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josaprcat · 5 months ago
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@unexpectedchair
When I was a kid, my mom was a judge and my dad was starting his solo practice, and they both worked full time. There were four of us kids between the ages of one and seven (the Just Us League) and no decent daycares nearby, so they hired a nanny.  She had three almost-adult children, and on days when she couldn’t work, one of her kids would substitute. The oldest kid was named Bob, age 18, and he had just finished army basic training when this all went down. Bob did not have the good sense god gave a rock. 
I have an older brother, Jake, who was seven; then me, Hellen, age five, then Seth, age three, and my little sister Gin would have been one. It was late August, and we were at our nanny’s house, though she was gone for the day. Bob was in charge.
Bob should probably not have been in charge.
Bob tried keeping us entertained with board games and tag and movies. Gin took a nap. Eventually he decided to get creative, and sat us down in the living room with a game and vanished into the garage. There was a smashing sound. And then some saw noises. And then some hammering. And then we saw him going around the house to the back yard through the windows, though we were too short to see what he was doing. And finally, he yelled to us to come out into the driveway. 
Jake and Seth and I trooped out. Bob had both hands behind his back. He stepped up to Jake and revealed what he had in his right hand. 
It was a wooden sword. It was clearly made from what appeared to be parts of a chair’s legs, cut down and nailed together. He presented this, and announced, “You are Sir Jake, the strongest knight!” 
He stepped up to Seth and presented what was in his left hand. It was another wooden sword, smaller than the first, also crudely made out of chair legs. He announced, “You are Sir Seth, the bravest knight!”
At this point, I was practically vibrating in place, waiting eagerly for my sword so I could use it to whale on my brothers, as god intended me to do. I was therefore understandably disappointed to be presented with the business end of a garden hose and told, “You are Miss Hellen, the Water Fairy!”
“No,” I said. “I want a sword.”
Bob was confused. “But you get water magic! Magic’s great!”
“No.” I repeated, holding the hose. It had a spray nozzle set to jet. “I want a sword.”
“Magic’s great. Magic’s better than a sword.” Bob insisted. “You’ll see. Wait here a moment.”
And then Bob ran around the side of house and vanished. 
We stood in the driveway. Jake and Seth poked each other with their swords. I spritzed them idly with the hose, trying to decide which of them would be easier to steal a sword from. 
And then we heard a quiet wooshing noise, and smelled smoke. 
We turned. As we watched, a line of fire rushed around the corner of the house, consuming a path of gasoline poured into the dry August grass. 
We paused and considered this for a few moments. I raised the hose and sprayed a jet of water at the fire. It went out. We glanced at each other. Then we took off running, following the trail of fire, spraying as we went. 
The fire led in a path around the house to the back yard. As we turned the corner, we saw Bob, clad in a bathrobe and holding a curtain rod, standing in the center of a large ring of burning grass. He cackled manically. “I am the FIRE WIZARD! Your puny swords are useless! Nothing but water magic can defeat me!”
I promptly blasted him with the hose. He spluttered. The fire did not go out. 
I turned the hose on the fire itself, spraying a section close to us so that it would extinguish. As soon as there was enough room, Jake charged forward, brandishing his chair leg sword with a battle cry. Seth, always happy to be included, followed. They ran into the circle and began beating Bob around the kneecaps with their swords. I kept spraying. 
Eventually, Bob the Fire Wizard was brought down and all the fire was extinguished. Seth and Jake continued to work on bruising Bob’s shins, and I quickly discarded the hose to lend my fists and extremely pointy elbows to the cause. Bob lay in the smoldering grass, probably regretting using such sturdy chair legs. 
Once we’d all tired ourselves out and lay panting in a heap, Bob decided it was time for the moral of the story. “You see, a sword is nothing compared to the power of a little girl with **magic**.” 
We thought about this for a few moments. Bob nodded wisely. Jake and Seth nodded back. 
“I still want a sword.” I said. 
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josaprcat · 5 months ago
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Bard-like cryptid
Give me some ideas for a new character
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josaprcat · 5 months ago
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My friends have two in-jokes about shrimp:
-Shrimp Army
-Shrimp Straw
Shrimps is the gift that keeps on giving! So far we got:
-shrimp heaven now
-shrimp colors
-youre telling me a shrimp fried this rice??
-shrimp posture
-shrimping for you
Wow! The bounty of the sea :) 🦐
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josaprcat · 5 months ago
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This is still one of the greatest things ever made.
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