Jaskier: Something brought you here, Geralt of Rivia.
Jaskier: Call it what you want...
Jaskier: Fate, destiny...
Geralt: Roach.
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Jaskier sitting alone in the middle of the woods post-mountain divorce: *sneezes”
Geralt, from where he is keeping an eye on Jaskier from the top of a tree that he has climbed: Bless you.
Jaskier: ...god?
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Buy me a coffee if you want!!! . https://ko-fi.com/potierela https://www.instagram.com/p/CE8MS7Yhgpa/?igshid=15lpqda12xh1w
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Part one /// part two
Part two everyone! Please read part one first before continuing!
Please don’t repost, use, or copy my works! Likes and reblogs are welcomed!
Continuar lendo
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“That time I got so angry I had to lay down and count to 10.”
- Riddle Rosehearts, at some point
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*MC and the brothers at the palace*
MC: *fidgeting*
Diavolo: is everything okay, MC?
MC: I’m really sorry for saying My Lord but does anyone mind swapping seats with me? This one really hurts my back!
Diavolo: perhaps you could sit on my throne instead?
MC: oh I couldn’t possibly do that! Only royals sit there
Diavolo *grinning*: I wasn’t talking about that one *pats lap*
Lucifer: *spits out coffee*
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Ciri to Geralt: yo is that guy sleeping or dead?
Yennefer: hopefully dead, i hated that guy.
Geralt: So did i.
Jaskier on the floor: First of all, Fuck you!
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I love you too.
“Scrappy baby.” “screppy.” “Scrappy Baby.” “screppy beeb.” “Scrappy BABY.” “screppy BABYBABYBABYBABYBABYBABY”
Source:https://www.reddit.com/r/TikTokCringe/comments/fx4d0a/scrappy_b_a_b_y/
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Kaer Morhen shenanigans (but mostly Lambert’s)
Just imagine the young witchers in training at Kaer Morhen, raised by tired papa Vesemir. (long post!)
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* 3 am *
Lambert: I’m scared.
Eskel: Why?
Lambert: There’s a monster under my bed and it’s really ugly.
Geralt, from the bottom bunk: Honestly, fuck you.
Berengar: Lambert, for fuck’s sake, shouldn’t you be asleep?
Lambert: I’m supposed to be many things. I live to disappoint.
Geralt, kicking Lambert’s top bunk: Shut the hell up!
Lambert: Ouch! My armkle!!!
Berengar: Your fucking what now?
Eskel: His wrist…
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Jaskier: *puts Geralt head in between buns* What are you?
Geralt, an idiot: A Witcher???
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Jaskier in Geralt’s shirts
Joey Batey open the door with this word. himself…
and that night…
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sailor moon redraw :D
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whoever isn’t renewing sonic boom right this very second is a coward and a fool
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