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"you have really really big hands like really big the type where women would say ‘babe just use your hands'."

Something that was genuinley said about his friend...

#wtf lmao #boy friends #im confused

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Another Gay Tragedy - The Beginning (on Wattpad) https://www.wattpad.com/1254973595-another-gay-tragedy-the-beginning?utm_source=web&utm_medium=tumblr&utm_content=share_reading&wp_uname=nyxwicks&wp_originator=zyvFwmYJg5A6z5Tbh4nbxPMt6CqYgOqwd1Ud4IDeBk0rk6EgHFBhRIY5KrK3m%2FnfRKyzbzj%2BI8pJk93MXHJbRpN85ZWyRM85IDJnmiySVuWmFqaQsqtla21btZiJYbCy Loosely based off of two friends at school, I have decided to be the best friend ever and write out what they have done and why we believe they are atleast a little fruity.

#basedonmylife #imsorry #originalfanfic #fanfiction #books #wattpad #amreading

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“I like being alone but I want someone to be alone with, if that makes sense.”

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alright girls post yours: https://www.idrlabs.com/food-choice/test.php

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hold up this is accurate

remus is david bowie and the beatles

sirius is queen and the rolling stones

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*at some point in 1978*

sirius : i wanna do something illegal

remus : marry me

sirius : what?

remus : you heard me

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James: *at like 2am for no reason* Do fish feel wet all the time?

Lily: Shut up and go to sleep.

James: Sorry.

*2 minutes later*

Lily: I can’t stop thinking about the stupid fish.

James: RIGHT?

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first year remus: this is simply a childhood crush, it will go away

fifth year remus: any day now

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this happened a lot

Remus: Yesterday I overheard James saying “Are you sure this is a good idea?” and Sirius replying “Trust me.” and I have never moved from one room to another so fast in my life.

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Words to describe facial expressions

Absent: preoccupied 

Agonized: as if in pain or tormented

Alluring: attractive, in the sense of arousing desire

Appealing: attractive, in the sense of encouraging goodwill and/or interest

Beatific: blissful

Black: angry or sad, or hostile

Bleak: hopeless

Blinking: surprise, or lack of concern

Blithe: carefree, lighthearted, or heedlessly indifferent

Brooding: anxious and gloomy

Bug eyed: frightened or surprised

Chagrined: humiliated or disappointed

Cheeky: cocky, insolent

Cheerless: sad

Choleric: hot-tempered, irate

Darkly: with depressed or malevolent feelings

Deadpan: expressionless, to conceal emotion or heighten humor

Despondent: depressed or discouraged

Doleful: sad or afflicted

Dour: stern or obstinate

Dreamy: distracted by daydreaming or fantasizing

Ecstatic: delighted or entranced

Faint: cowardly, weak, or barely perceptible

Fixed: concentrated or immobile

Gazing: staring intently

Glancing: staring briefly as if curious but evasive

Glazed: expressionless due to fatigue or confusion

Grim: fatalistic or pessimistic

Grave: serious, expressing emotion due to loss or sadness

Haunted: frightened, worried, or guilty

Hopeless: depressed by a lack of encouragement or optimism

Hostile: aggressively angry, intimidating, or resistant

Hunted: tense as if worried about pursuit

Jeering: insulting or mocking

Languid: lazy or weak

Leering: sexually suggestive

Mild: easygoing

Mischievous: annoyingly or maliciously playful

Pained: affected with discomfort or pain

Peering: with curiosity or suspicion

Peeved: annoyed

Pleading: seeking apology or assistance

Quizzical: questioning or confused

Radiant: bright, happy

Sanguine: bloodthirsty, confident

Sardonic: mocking

Sour: unpleasant

Sullen: resentful

Vacant: blank or stupid looking

Wan: pale, sickly

Wary: cautious or cunning

Wide eyed: frightened or surprised

Withering: devastating

Wrathful: indignant or vengeful

Wry: twisted or crooked to express cleverness or a dark or ironic feeling

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...yeah

JKR: *Mentions Marlene, Dorcas & Mary once*

JKR: *Explains 3% of Remus, Sirius, James, Lily and Regulus*

JKR: *Makes Peter a traitor*

JKR: *Makes The Marauders bullies*

JKR: *Kills them all*

The fandom: *Comes up with Headcanons for these characters' sexualities, childhood, parents, favorite beverage, favorite food, the way they act when they are drunk, who they date, identities, the way they dress, favorite songs, how they act when they are sad, how they act when they are happy, how they act when they are angry, how they sleep, how they take they coffee or tea, mental illnesses, mental conditions, them as songs, Halloween costumes, Christmas Presents, sweets they like, jewelry they wear, friendships between each other, relationships between each other, when they lost their virginity, how they like sex, NSFW Headcanons, blood type, zodiac sign, religion, how they dance, what shows they watch, favorite movies, favorite superhero, favorite villain, them as dishes, them as drinks, what they wear for a club, what they wear for the beach, what they wear for the mountain, how they manage their social media, what kind of smartphones they have, if they are dog or cat people, if they are vegan or not, ideal jobs, jobs they actually have, future plans, if they want kids or not, dreams and hopes, worst fears, nightmares they have, them as colors, them as partners, them as our partners, how they decorate their rooms, how they act on the dentist's appointment, how they act on a doctor's appointment, childhood traumas, them as Greek Gods, them as celebrities, them as books, books they read, favorite author, favorite singer, music abilities, sport abilities, weird abilities...etc(insert more)*

Literally everyone else: You need help...

The fandom: *sighing* We know

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Chapters: 9/? Fandom: Original Work Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Major Character Death, No Archive Warnings Apply Characters: lyra gray, isaac gray, renata castillo, jessica maas Additional Tags: Enemies to Friends to Lovers, Friends to Lovers, Nonbinary Character, Pansexual Character, Asexual Character, Assassination Plot(s), Author Is Sleep Deprived, Canon LGBTQ Character, Love Confessions, Idiots in Love, Oblivious Summary:

Twins Isaac and Lyra Gray were split into opposing guilds at 8. Now at 21, they find out they need to end the other to get the rank that they desire. Lyra brings her best friend Renata(they/them) who quickly becomes her partner(dating). Isaacs' enemy decides to tag along and the both of them go on an adventure that opens them up to new feelings towards each other. TW - passed over self-harm, haven't decided but possible smut, mention of family abuse, family abuse, please comment if you find any I haven't mentioned.

#original fiction #pansexual #lgbtqplus #friends to lovers #enemies to lovers #idiots in love #love confessions #please read

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Me to my friends (as Remus)

Sirius, smugly: when i was your age -

Remus: when i was your height

Sirius:

Sirius: now listen here, you little shit-

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Me and my older brother 🤣

*sirius and Regulus fighting*

Sirius: sometimes I wish you were dead!

Regulus: well I'm trying!

Regulus:

Sirius:

Regulus:

Sirius: I'm going to put you in a box and never let you out.

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'the grim'

You found this stray “dog” that followed you home, it’s very obviously a demon in disguise, but you’ll pretend you don’t know, just to see how long they keep up the act.

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Omg 🥺🥺

Sirius: You’re under arrest.

Remus: Why?

Sirius: For being too adorable.

Remus, blushing: I’m not -

Sirius: You are sentenced to cuddles.

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Amazing. Just. Amazing.

My friends always say I'm the salt but I'd like to say I'm sarcastic not salt. There is a difference.

Peter: can you pass the salt

Sirius: -picking up Remus- where do you want him