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Handsome Sheriff, pressing palms. He's got a wonderful head of silvery white hair. A nice side part- wonder if he's combing over to any extent? Anyway, check out that beauty of a mustache, same silvery goodness under his nose. He's got just the right amount of belly that is making his belt work diligently. I'll bet it feels really nice in a bear hug... woof!

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Wonderful pic of a stout pipe smoking man. @tankertubbs contributes great pics but this one is a gem, framed nicely. I like the expression conveyed from his slightly cocked head. The lighting accentuates his plump cheeks and rounded chin. The man-sized pipe tilts casually, with the matte chestnut brown pairing with the retro styles glasses to earn a full label of gentleman. The dress shirt smoothly covers a full belly, and the leather logger's suspenders adds a ruggedness. Major woof material here, folks!

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Gotta re-tumbl this gentleman because it's a hot day out, and it's all his fault. The photo quality isn't great, but the framing and lighting is. The shadowing below the chin accentuates his cheeks gives a manly jowl. The mustache, its girth, its shadow, and the recessed rounded chin makes the 'stache look like a big full bristly paintbrush. He's got a wonderful bald head and just a little bit of pasty salt-and-pepper dad hair left at the back. Down south is a large rounded belly, filling his shirt, with the horizontal stripes stretching and broadcasting the generous key area for you to rub. He's a mature handsome girthy dad that checks all the boxes. Give him a pipe to puff on and.....!

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Santa alert! Santa alert! Gorgeous cottony white beard with a gentle amount of handlebar just starting to form. He's wearing a nice Panama hat, traditional button suspenders and yup- we've got Santa belly! Straining the shirt and trousers, wanting to bust out and yell "rub me!". Sure, I would accommodate that request. What's that in the background- a palm tree? Is Santa on vacation? Well, not for too long, because it's almost time to go to work in a few short weeks, ho-ho-ho! Yes sir, this is one handsome gentleman!

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Handsome Sheriff here. The two-tone hair caught my eye first: did he color it on purpose for some reason or is that natural? But then I saw that belly. Woof- nice and chunky with a lovely curve. I like the way his tie is tucked in this belt too. That belly needs a good rubbing, I tell you. He's got a nice mustache that needs to be allowed to grow out a bit- and you know he can: because there's some chin shadow there. That hints that says he would have a nice beard if it were allowed. But I really love that belly... woof again!!

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Wow, massively handsome man here. Dig the expansive bald head and those rimless glasses that complement but don't detract from his face. His nose has a nice big round bumper appearance, but your eyes will be drawn to that walrus-y horseshoe mustache. The dangly ends of his 'stache are distinctive, and you can fant- I mean, imagine how awesome they would look with a couple chunks of mustache wax, transforming them into glorious handlebars. Lastly, a nod to the nice bubble of a chin, his treetrunk-sized neck, and yep- I see a big belly.... totally woof material!

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Santa Barbara County has themselves a hot Sheriff on duty! The bald head (and a shadow-hint of hair over his ear) is fantastic and wants to be rubbed... and the dark frame glasses gives him a nice mature look. His wide bristly mustache under that big nose is excellent. I like how his smile pops out those cheeks, bending around the 'stache. Rounding thing out is a stately chin and a tree trunk sized neck. Let's not overlook the nice belly under construction, that is threatening his belt. Two stars suggests he's an assistant Sheriff. Very handsome gentleman for sure!

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This is one lucky Deputy. He gets to work with this handsome bearded Sheriff mentor. This chunky mature man has got an awesome white beardstache wants to hide his mouth. Not quite a Santa Claus, but if he let the beard grow out, he would totally fit the suit. I mean, he's got the belly for the job! Look at the way it fills out his uniform shirt. The skinny 80's tie is parted to the side to say "look at the shirt buttons. they're not straining to hold the belly in...yet!" Yes, this Sheriff is a keeper. Woof!

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Wonderful balding gentleman, and he's working hard on a nice handlebar mustache! It looks like he might have a little bit of wax in there to shape it. I like the nice dividing philtrum line and the way the 'stache sweeps away from it. Dig the expressive forehead lines too. This mustache pairs quite well with his face-- woof!

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Another handsome Sheriff here. As soon as I saw that awesome white mustache, I knew he needed a re-tumble. That 'stach is a perfect milk mustache, milky white, well-trimmed, and curtly sized, maybe to meet a policy. It's excellent! He's for a nicely receding hairline. sandy-white up there but those eyebrows are doing their best to stay dark and manly. His chin is competing with his thick neck, and he's wearing a nicely accented uniform. I'm getting some cuddly vibes from this mature man...

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Stately looking mature Sheriff. Nice cheeks there, got a good jowl definition. Very salty mustache with a bit of pepper. I wonder what he's got under the hat for hair? His choice of glasses adds to his mature look. Got a bit of belly happening there too. Yes, he is a handsome gentleman!

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Awesome Santa clone! He’s balding nicely, has wonderful graying with nice white sideburns that spill down to that gorgeous white expanse of Santa beard! Oh, I see a little gray on the side, and maybe we’re not pure white- but who cares when we got a handsome Santa! I love the matching mustache that holds up the beard- it’s thick and generous. He would have no trouble growing that out and waxing up a pair of handlebars.

Yes, all we’re missing on this Santa is the red suit and a pipe!

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Nice candid of a burly mature Sheriff escorting his charge. The photographer caught this handsome balding man who, by expressive eyes, a lifted furrowed brow, and a mustache lifted in a scowl, that he is unhappy about being on camera. He’s nicely balding and that salt-and-pepper mustache is excellent. Let’s not overlook a bit of belly, arms that are werewolf-hairy, the cute chin dimple. Do you see a bit of similarity to John Ashton’s character “Sergeant Taggart” from the movie “Beverly Hills Cop”? ” Maybe. Either way, a great pic of a handsome Sheriff.

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Wow, a real eye-catching policeman here! As I’m scrolling through the new posts, I see the balding head and the thin sides... yes, a mature man. Then some mustache, and I think “he could use more mustache”, well, because I’m a stache-man. Then there is a great chin, and more chin, on top of no neck. And.. and..

Then I see the brick schoolhouse of the body. Seriously, this is one stoutly built unit of a man! I mean, we’ve got a nice big belly that’s seriously challenging his belt and all... and I see the shirt line, so maybe he’s wearing a vest but.. that generous tummy says otherwise. Wide shoulders on a big torso- making his head look a tad small. All I know is that I want to rub that. That belly needs a pair of hands to work it over. Is that what you’re thinking too? Major woof here!

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Magnificent cookie duster mustache. Or paintbrush mustache. Or whisk broom mustache, or- heck, it’s just huge! Awesome ‘stache, nice silvery white that contrasts with his silvery gray up top. Great dark bushy eyebrows, puffy cheeks, generous chin, and a thigh-sized neck. This big husky fellow would be a treat to hug. Woofs abound!

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Very handsome man here! That waxed handlebar mustache made me skid to a stop. Love those nice perfect curls, the straight base line and the way the body of the ‘stache looks meticulously parted but not waxed- until the curls begin. Let’s also mention the nice receding hair, bushy brows, plumped cheeks, and the nice big chin. Total woof material!

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Robust senior police Captain. Nice job on the snowy white fur up top and on the side panels, with a great matching white mustache! This man has a generous body frame and thick chub neck, and I see belly down there. He’s got a definite “grumble... grumble... I hate takin’ pictures... grumble...” expression. A bit of belly rubbing might cheer him up.