juantwojuan

[juantwojuan]

the love win smells at bath & body works are homophobia

#pride #pride month #home of phobia #bath and body works #love wins #gaypride #lmao #unnecessary

[juantwojuan]

having something wrong your brain is like

sat down to do English homework and began singing along to the classical music I have playing

#YEA I said classical music #yes it doesn’t have any other voices #what do you mean #that’s not possible #yes it is #I was harmonizing with the violins #don’t believe me? #I don’t either #there’s something wrong with me #like deeply wrong #lmao #music #classical music #chaotic academia #i guess

[juantwojuan]

i have a deep dark secret that I have no one but the fuckin void to share with. Guess What It Is

I’m getting tutoring. I guess I’m not as academic and mysterious as you all must’ve obviously thought I was

#ha ive fooled you #you think I’m smart #ap exams #here I come #wait no #please dont take me seriously #tumblr void #secret #deep dark secret #tutoring #online learning #is so draining #I’ve given in #my brain is melting #my brain is mush #it was time #oh well #there goes my overinflated ego #but hey now I won’t cry when I look at the founding fathers

[juantwojuan]

can't believe its 2021 and im finally writing that werewolf story I started three years ago

#no im not a furry #god life is wild #no rules #seriously #like what #the fuck #writing #novel #do what you want #if it makes you happy #n its not hurting anyone #how does life work #you can can do whatever #just anything #okay that's all #at least I know someone will read it #so why not

[juantwojuan]

mom: what vitamin is for the bones

me: all of them.

me: but I Think it’s vitamin d.

#second generation #conversation #parents #we share one braincell #i have them sometimes #but really #it’s just a lot of opinions #lmao #bilingual

[juantwojuan]

not to be all boo boo or boomeristic or whatever but god I fucking hate social media. it’s egregious to my mental health. just want to make friends at the book store. join a boxing club. do my school work on time. post art on my art account. and that’s it. like witnessing other people’s lives and feeling this emptiness that WASNT there before is so boring and repetitive and I hate the cycle it puts me in

#yes I’m talking about #Instagram #Like god that truly is a hellsite mascarading with a bunch of bright colors #There’s nothing good about it #i hate it so much #small rant #rant post #anger vent

[juantwojuan]

gonna fuck around and sleep with the collection of teddy bears I have from my ex boyfriends

#lmao #teddy bear #bear #plushies #soft #soft core? #it’s that time of year #it’s that time of the month #just love how it’s so woeful in nature but blissful in practice #like nah I don’t miss them the bears are just real soft #and fluffy #and nice #good for hugs #hugs #sleep #sleeping #ex #experience #exclusive #1 am thoughts

[juantwojuan]

isnt life weird. u just... remember things different than everyone else. like I’m always gonna have an attachment to that pay phone song by maroon 5 cuz I recited the lyrics in an rp once when I was really young. wtf

#a mood for today #mood #weird #rp #rp things #rp thoughts #I wonder if I should go back into it #this was so weird tho #Like reciting the songs from beginning to end #like how does that happen #how did it even work #my brain #cant stop thinking about it #whenever the song domes on

[juantwojuan]

boys will suck almost all the time but then they’ll leave you two dollars of the tip money while they take 60 cents for themselves and when you say ‘see ya’ they’ll say ‘peace’ when they’ve never said it before and and

#this is purely platonic you could never catch me simpin over a man #Boys #cute boys #energy #people suck #but not always #work #work shit #work update #boys #wholesome i guess

[juantwojuan]

things in my life I thought would never occur: me and a cute boy are using old english to write hilarious paragraphs about how much we loathe one another

#lmao #teenage years #cute boi #wtf #how is this a thing #how is this happening #a thought #needed to share #here #old english #chaotic academia #but not really #what romantic novel is this #kinda am falling in love but in the aimless stranger way #like wow #breathtaking #tf

[juantwojuan]

i stopped watching riverdale when they revealed the incest plot idk about y’all

#riverdale #hot take #oops oh well #gotta say

[juantwojuan]

shared poetry with my mutuals and now feel pressured to be produce bangers

#but only for poetry and self discovery #powtry #poetry #poetry is selfcare shut up #poetic #mutuals #creativity #bangers #art hoe struggle #lmao #lol #a thought #the struggle continues

[juantwojuan]

I have golden retriever puppy energy how do I get someone who doesn’t care for puppies to like me :(

#serious post #serious inquiries only #op needs help #puppy energy #lmao #help #advice pls #crush #i’m dying #I have no time for this #teenage years #teenager #live laugh fuck off

[juantwojuan]

hey to everyone on here who reminisces about their teenage years I’d like to have you know that I’m sixteen and my mom is currently the only one cockblocking me from a (mostly) platonic date where I try to convince this way more attractive teenager to unknowingly fall in love with me and so I’m passive-aggressively doing every extra chore I can think of to coax her into MAYBE considering

#like it’s not my fault #i can’t drive #Help #I’m sixteen #teenager #teenage years #teenage aesthetic #the reality #actual teen #pls dont enjoy #lmao #it’s kinda funny #it’s kinda sad #yearning i guess #but not rly #just like #ugh #my plan has been foiled #My diabolical plan #it was gonna go so well too

[juantwojuan]

and people will continue to say the things that they don’t mean and wear the jewelry of the dead and I will refuse to be one of them. I will reject it alltogether. the things I choose in this abrupt, audacious and abhorrent life of ours is to forge my own gold and engorge my thoughts with that wistful familiarity of loving arguements.

and now that I say it aloud, that’s not all that much to ask for.

a.j

#a thought #we yearnin #but only for poetry and self-discovery #a thing #pls enjoy #pls DONT enjoy #poetry is selfcare shut up #poetry #a little rant is ok #monologue #monologuing on main #Idk where I got this metaphor from but deal with it #metaphor #possible saying? #might fuck around #and create a whole new saying #yearning i guess #1 am thoughts #1 an rambles

[juantwojuan]

me, signing off zoom: THANK YOU, HAVE A GOOD DAY

also me: SORRY THIS ISNT MEANT TO BE CAPITALIZED

my dorky instructor: losing his absolute shit

#zoom moments #zoom #class #lmao #fml lmao #lol #lol of the day #the struggle continues #high school #schooling #wholesome I guess

[juantwojuan]

having a de psych teacher during online learning is like having a second mother who’s constantly telling me to take breaks, have snacks, and do self care

#soft #psychology #overworking #self care #kindness #I love people #lol #cute #i feel loved #teachers being wholesome #wholesome #teachers #de psych #psychology course #online learning #online lectures #online #zoom university