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in order to convince my friends to watch red dwarf, i cranked out a brief summary of every single episode but i tried to make them all sound as stupid as possible to draw interest :) if yk, yk!

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Hello Red Dwarf fandom, I bring good tidings to your abode (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

give me a dollar if youre gay

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sobbing and sniffling over this actually. rimmer is so determined to take care of lister in death. and his first ever, ever expression of real joy is because he finds out lister can be brought back to life.

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Thinking about Rimmer and he is the most character to ever character, huh?

He’s an asshole. He has a crush on Jesus yet is not Christian. He makes most things worse for himself and blames everyone else. He’s a coward. He’s rude and unfriendly, yet still makes that fucking heartfelt sandwich speech. He once lived with a clone of himself and drove himself to move out because he couldn’t stand it. He’s autistic. He severely hates himself yet has a massive ego. He literally almost killed himself through a being that was born from his own self-loathing. He’s so deeply in the closet that he’s misogynistic. He’s canonically asexual and has only had sex once for 12 minutes before he died. He has been dead for 3 million years and is entirely composed of light and machinery. He gets uncomfortable when his female self flirts with him. He has failed the same exam over 11 times. He has cross-dressed. He absolutely can’t stand his alter ego even though everyone else loves him. He’s been bought back to life and he kneed death in the nuts when he was about to die again. His first kiss was his uncle who woke him up snogging him thinking he was his mother. He claims to be unable to stand his roommate but has been living in close quarters with him for 30 odd years. Oh and best of all: he committed genocide which killed everyone on his ship as well as himself- and it was an accident.

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Red Dwarf Text Posts 16/??

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Draw the squad prompts come free with Red Dwarf

drop a tip if youre a huge smeg

read my webcomic if youre bored

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does anybody have a photograph of the shirt that lister wears in the revival with his and rimmer’s face on

because i very desperately want to recreate it

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he is like an anime girl to me <3

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Thanks For The Memory screenshots ft. that gorgeous observation deck that I love so dearly

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this, ladies, gents and everyone outside of that binary, is the stance of a man trying his hardest not to cry

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Lister: *banging a pen on the table out of frustration* Rimmer: Stop that. How would YOU feel if I banged you on the table? Lister: I— Lister: I don’t know the correct answer to that question.

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Last song - round here (counting crows)

Favourite colour - purple 💜

Last TV show - new is modern family, rewatch is glee and doctor who again 🙃

Relationship status - in a long-term relationship

Last thing I googled - demi lovato wolf cut (trying to explain to my other how I want my hair when it grows back from donating it XD)

Current obsession - I have rotating hyperfixations, atm I'm back to the Yogscast and Demi, but also house games and nerds. Yh I guess I'm odder than I think sometimes. :)

Thank you for the tag! It's been a while since I've done one of these.

@novakaine20 @rimmer-ish @iiep-wop

I cant really think of anyone else XD but everyone's welcome to join :)

Nine people I'd like to get to know better

Tagged by @meghawhopp <33

Last song: Down by the River by Borislav Slavov from the Baldur’s Gate 3 Soundtrack (or more specifically the cover of Down by the River by Nerissa Ravencroft)

Favorite color: Blue and purple!

Last movie/TV show: Seinfeld, I’m currently on season four!

Sweet/spicy/savory?: I have a huge sweet tooth, so sweet things

Relationship status: Single

Last thing I googled: I searched up the show “Arthur” because I was trying to find that one meme where Buster was like “You really think someone would do that, just go on the internet and spread lies?”

Current obsession: Fragaria memories and tears of themis mostly^^

Tag Nine People: @kyaruun @xinieeee @deadmansbistro @florapot @hunita812 @scuffle-with-spirals @rexonalapis @maxellera @manicpixiedoomedgirl

#tag game #fun

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Tag game - Nine favourite characters

Tagged by @ally-holmes 🥰 thanks!

1. Flynn Carsen (The Librarian(s))

2. Arnold Rimmer (Red Dwarf)

3. Connor (Detroit Become Human)

4. Dennis Gant (ER)

5. Lucy Knight (ER)

6. fem!Holly (Red Dwarf)

7. The (tenth) Doctor (Doctor Who)

8. Jack Harkness (Doctor Who and Torchwood)

9. Sergeant Laureline (Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets)

Nine people I'm tagging: @alynnl @ghostlyarchaeologist @kingoffantasy516 @clairenan @1000000000bees @flugames @leverage-ot3 @katevd @weirdostarkid

If you'd like to do this, go ahead. No worries if not.

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I'm so feral for the look Chris Barrie gives here...

GOD...I'm such a Rimmer whore it's insane

This is Season 4 Episode 4- White Hole btw

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Really random idea that would never happen like but wouldn't it be really wholesome if the Red Dwarf guys did a version of Tongue Tied at the age they are now for Comic Relief or something

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Kinda rushed this one but here we go;;

For @a-literal-toaster-wtf’s Smegtober prompts.

Day 23: Glitch