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barbie official: we’re gonna put all our movies on youtube for free!

youtube, still selling their movies: huh? what’d they say they were going to do?

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Now would be a great time to not be alive.

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The fact that Microsoft Word has to be a subscription is upsetting. I already paid for it why do I have to pay again

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"You talk about your best friends like you have such a massive crush on them." WRONG. I talk about them in a way that lets you know I worship the ground they walk on, I speak of odes to their name, I paint beauty with every word I utter about them. So, no, I don't talk about them like I have such a massive crush on them, I talk about them the way they deserved to be talked about.

#and also to get my point across that they shouldn't settle for less #also we should totally normalise not settling for anyone who would do less than what your best friends are willing to do for you

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Ya boy got crowned ✨Queer of the Night✨ at the Grad Ball !!!!

#it was more fun than i anticipated #and i was not at all expecting the award #there were so many pretty queers and walking with them on the dance floor felt like heaven and earth colliding inside my brain #they were SO FUCKING GORGEOUS #i mean being queen/king of the night is great #like very pretty girls and boys #fantastimazing #but like??? #queer of the night??? #being considered The Gay among those gorgeous motherfuckers??? #THEY WERE DRESSED TO THE NINES !!!!! #queer fashion is wayyyyyyyy more sophisticated than straight fashion (no offense) #the bar was so high and i came out on top #and i have the sslg adviser to thank for that 'cos if it wasn't for him and his childhood dream there wouldn't be a queer of the night #i'm the school's first ever queer of the night #thanks to the sslg advi who once wished there was an award for queers during graduation balls

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as you see the inhuman list of items banned from entry into gaza, you should be keenly aware the partner in israel's murder-suicide pact, the united states, has had an embargo on cuba (effectively doing the same to iran with sanctions too btw) for decades that includes medical supplies.

none of this was lifted for covid 19. both our cruel, barbaric countries will deny the absolute bare necessities for our genocidal economic projects

#free palestine

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How zionists talk about the murder of 4, 8 and 10 years old children

#free palestine

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FIC WHERE????!!!!?!?!!??!?!

One heart wasn't enough...♡

#young royals

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People would be like "Isn't it hard to like, have a guy best friend as a girl?" Like, baby no, he's the punching bag in this friendship, I grew up with a brother and 2 male cousins, he grew up with a sister, if anyone's got heavy hands, it's me.

#i have perfected the art of slapping #he's not entirely gentle so to say #but he's got lighter hands compared to me #i'd be smoking his ass in a physical fight #just the other day we were basically wrestling for my tablet and bro did not even stand a chance even with my manicured nails #and those immaculately manicured long nails were digging into my skin not his #and no we don't actually hurt each other too much #it's all playful hitting and it's mutual and no one is complaining #the sort of thing we do with our siblings

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I LITERALLY JUST SAID "FUCKLING" INSTEAD OF "DUCKLING" WTF ???

#WHAT IN THE REVERSE AUTOCORRECT IS GOING ON WITH MY BRAIN ?????

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Why hasn’t this been done before?

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#free palestine

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No more boops. :<<

#boop

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Bitches call themselves Humanities students but don't have principle lmao.

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whatever the reverse is of the 5 stages of grief, im watching smoshblr go thru that

#im literally going feral #smosh