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Obsessed with this post

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Sokka: Aang y'know how you took away Ozai’s firebending?

Aang: I recall yes

Sokka: can I have it

Aang: …what?

Sokka: can I have his firebending. just for like ten minutes

Aang: what no

Sokka: why not I wanna prank zuko

Aang:

Aang:

Aang: okay five minutes

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I will never forget when I first saw these photos from this day and thought it was a scene for rwrb but it turns out that it's just nick and taylor hanging out in between takes. they are never beating the "matthew shook the book so hard that they fell out" allegations.

#rwrb #rwrb movie

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The difference between them holding hands as fake friends and then holding hands as a public couple is killing me actually.

#rwrb

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hey

hey friend

dont kill yourself tonight ok

you have a really pretty smile and i know its not always easy to manage one but itd be a bummer if we never had the chance to see it ever again

youre really important and you matter a lot so stay safe and try and have a nice sleep

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#rwrb #uhhhh #am i royalty or a member of the first family? #i vote neither

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so i could be wrong about this, but i'm actually pretty sure it's not illegal to donate someone else's blood. i did a bunch of googling and then turned to lexis (legal research software i've got access to for my paralegal classes) and i can't find anything criminalizing the donation of other people's blood.

i feel like this should be illegal

and feel free to prove me wrong about the legalities here (not a lawyer)

but i feel like this is one of those things that really should be illegal

#cw blood #tw blood #legal #law #should really be illegal #is this illegal

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yes please!

i was gonna write it acutally but thought about writing the first sentence and the tiredlseepy got me so here's the concept

a conversation between cinderella and the prince after they're married. when she discovers he does not love her. he saw and recognised she needed rescuing, then played up the false 'love' angle to get the king to agree to it. cinderella does not love the prince either. but it would be an interesting convo. ending with them understanding one another rather more tyhan before. yearning for that which cannot be. &c. does anyone want to read it or

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Lawyer: How would you like to handle the custody agreement?

Parent: I want my wife to take one of my infant daughters to the UK and I’ll take the other one and we will never see each other again.

Lawyer: You want to fucking what?

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JULIE AND THE PHANTOMS

alternative poster 1/?

 you can find it on my redbubble starseacreation

#jatp #juke #julie and the phantoms

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Evidence against the argument that Superman's disguise wouldn't fool anyone:

Dolly Parton once lost a Dolly Parton look alike contest to a fucking drag queen.

Charlie Chaplin once failed to even place at a Charlie Chaplin impersonator contest.

Hugh Jackman went to comic con as Wolverine, only 2 people noticed him and one told him he was too tall.

Christopher Reeve use to go to a restaurant in costume when filming Superman. When he went in the Superman costume he was mobbed by people all the time. When he went in the Clark Kent costume no one realized he was Christopher Reeve.

#to be fair #i don't think i know what tony hawk looks like

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Someone's trying to follow me and my mom home, Jesus Christ this is terrifying

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for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’

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@catkin-morgs this is dragons, right? can't tag her, but it's her.

my toxic trait is being fervently convinced that if i ever came across a dragon irl we would make eye contact and understand each other at a primal level of transcendental trust instead of charring me into a crispy onion

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Obsessed with AO3 writers, who are a particularly fascinating subspecies of homo sapien.

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Anyway middle school Sunset Curve whose sleepovers were made of the boys all crashing on the same bed with absolutely no thought of boundaries and personal space, just sprawled out over each other in whatever way feels most comfortable

So at their first sleepover after Alex came out, when they were getting ready to go to sleep, Alex started settling down on the floor alone. And all the guys were just like ????? What the hell are you doing?????? Then he awkwardly explained that he didn’t think any of them wanted a gay boy in the bed with them

Only for them all to get up and lay on the floor cuddling him instead as Alex tried very hard not to cry

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