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Neil makes SCRAPS of appearances in tsc but he serves cunt and leaves. Absolute legend. I get now why Jean was at his wits end with this guy. He orders drinks and food, makes fucking fbi agents WAIT for him then sits in an INTERROGATION and eats take out as if it's just another day for him. Jean probably got 20 separate heart attacks because of this man and then this gremlin goes ahead and orders a hit on the behalf of a man he knew only in pain while sitting in a very public diner and waiting on fbi agents to show up and drag them away.

Neil Fucking Josten, Andrew has his hands full. Never a dull day with him.

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I came across this during my Nora tweet search and it made me laugh so loud 😭

Ma'am... Do you mean exy or.... 👀

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i finished reading your story and i must say that, while it's alright, there's so many plot holes because the characters made irrational decisions and didn't think logically 100% of the time. consider fixing this next time please

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Andreil ice cream date 🍦

This was supposed to be a sketch, but that obviously didn't work out.

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My hc is that not only do Neil and Kevin host their own Exy Podcast as a side hobby but at one point Kevin is explaining a very funny Exy anecdote and the two of them Crack up so hard that the fans realise that Kevin's real non-public persona laugh is filled with cute hiccups and snorts. And that Neil Jostens laugh is adorably wheezy

The public would be OBSESSED (like me)

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couple’s t-shirt idea

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The premise of Skyrim is just so funny. The shouts are just dragon language, making the fights between dragons basically an argument? But now this puny human has a minimal grasp of the vocab. Imagine you're disagreeing with your bud about something unimportant like pineapple on pizza and then a mouse came running over and called you a bitch

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imagine thinking this is a flex i would kill myself if this was my life

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...I found the “girl falls into middle earth” fic I wrote when I was 11

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This is honest to god the funniest thing I have ever seen in my entire life

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i keep thinking all the mars rovers are the size of a medium dog but i am wrong every single time

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the funniest thing i’ve ever heard on a multiplayer online game period was when I was playing competitive overwatch and this dude took THE LOUDEST AND LONGEST bong hit i have ever heard and then said completely without context “my mom’s boyfriend is pressing assault charges against me.” “why” “for assaulting him” 

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The thought of appropriating terms that were originally slurs is just-

Like if someone threw a rock at you, and you just pick it up and look at them like "well, I'm still here and now I'm holding a rock. It's my rock now. The fuck are you planning to do about it."