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Tony and his strange comfort preferences
In Tony’s cabin in Endgame, I noticed that the chairs Tony and Pepper have don’t look very comfortable (to me at least). But knowing Tony I’d say you could give him a stump to sit and he would be happy with it.
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Or, actually, he would prefer sitting on the floor…
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Tony “not a chair person” Stark.
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just-a-madderslife · 17 days
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Jason (Age 12): I’m not gonna die from inhaling cigarette smoke, quit worrying, B.
Jason (Age 15): *dies from smoke inhalation*
Jason (Age 19): Well, it wasn’t the cigarettes.
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just-a-madderslife · 22 days
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You know the Grimm version of Snow White makes more sense than most versions if only because in that version Snow White was like 7 years old.
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just-a-madderslife · 28 days
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My brother refuses to get Tumblr, which is a tragedy because this is the complete fucking nonsense they have sent me today alone, and I think Tumblr would appreciate them more than I do.
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just-a-madderslife · 28 days
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My brother refuses to get Tumblr, which is a tragedy because this is the complete fucking nonsense they have sent me today alone, and I think Tumblr would appreciate them more than I do.
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just-a-madderslife · 28 days
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Hi! Sorry to bother, idk if you take asks like this (if you don't feel free to ignore!) but do you know any good fics where SI employees bully/threaten/mistreat Peter and Tony comes to the rescue? Thank you so much for your time 💙💙
Hi! I absolutely do! I might just take forever to respond and take your prompt a little loosely 😃 The three under the cut are employees with (valid) security concerns. I know there are more that I can’t find, so anyone feel free to add some 😉
A Big Security Issue by FotiBrit
When Peter lost his Stark Industries Staff ID, Tony handed the kid his own. That was never an issue, until Peter had to check in at the front desk.
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The Cusp of a Breath by SpaceCowboysFromMars
“That was the most stressful thing I’ve ever experienced.” Peter says as he and Tony make their way into the crowd. He wipes his sweaty palms on his thighs, cringing when he remembers how much the suit costs.
“You got shot on patrol last month.”
“This was worse.”
Or; Peter is introduced as the official heir of Stark Industries, but not everyone is completely welcoming of his presence. Luckily, he has a pretty awesome mentor to keep him on track.
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the love (and other things) you inherit by ironfidus
“Which is why,” Catherine says, unblinking, as delicately as she can, “the board requires that you name a successor in the event of your untimely demise. The risk has simply become too great for us to ignore.”
Tony Stark’s spent a large portion of his life thinking about legacy: his legacy, his company’s, Iron Man’s. He’s spent a lot of time fighting to protect his legacy, too. But today, with a lawyer as his witness and FRIDAY as his one-AI cheerleading squad, he stops, takes a step back, and lets go instead—because for the first time, his legacy isn’t about him, not really.
And as FRIDAY would say: it’s about damn time.
Alternatively: Tony updates his will and gets himself an heir, Peter gets a promotion (for lack of a better word), and the rest of the world gets a wake-up call—in that order. Ft. an impatient board of directors, a Stark Industries charity gala, and a universe in which Tony Stark gets to be happy.
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Security Bias by Sara (ctrsara)
Happy Hogan asks Daren Anderson to help him out with a little project.
My take on idk-bruh-20's irondad fic ideas #128: Fic where, after a security incident in which some bozo accused Peter of trespassing at Stark Tower, Happy holds an emergency briefing for the entire SI security team.
The topic of the briefing? The absolutely untouchable, vital-to-know-if-you-want-to-keep-your-job level of importance of one Peter Parker.
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Five Times Tony Stark's Fabled Intern Just Showed Up + One Time He Was Invited by kingdomfaraway
While Leroy didn’t like gossip, he wasn’t immune to it and he’d heard about a young boy claiming to be Tony Stark’s intern showing up randomly throughout the building. He just figured it was some random mystery, a Stark Industries cryptid if you will.
Never did he think he’d have a sighting.
“Are you Peter Parker?” Leroy questioned, narrowing his eyes at the young boy, looking for any signs of deceit.
“Oh yeah, that’s me, hi!” Possibly Fabled Intern Peter Parker reached into his pocket and pulled out a badge and lanyard, this one with his face on it and INTERN written underneath it. “Mr. Stark got me a badge so I can get nachos whenever I want.”
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Chapter 1 of 200 Park Avenue (5+1) by Sara (ctrsara)
Peter hasn't seen Mr. Stark, or been able to go out as Spider-man since he turned down his invitation to join the Avengers a few weeks ago. He ends up at Stark Tower rather randomly, finding an unlikely hero in Mr. Stark's AI, then keeps returning for different purposes.
The first chapter is a short I did for Comfortember 2022 that I've just kept thinking about. I'm building on that story and creating a 5+1 to explore the new dynamic (post-Homecoming) in another way.
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5 Times Peter Visited Stark Tower and 1 Time He Stayed
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Home by patrochilles_trash ((it’s less angsty than it sounds))
Tony had been out of the country for weeks on SI business, and Peter was having a hard time. He missed him, plain and simple.
Okay. Maybe not so plain and simple.
Peter had a rough time in the weeks and months that followed the final defeat of Thanos in the ruins of the Compound. Thrust back into life, only to be forced to fight for the lives of the entire universe for the second time at only sixteen-years-old, and then to be told that his last living relative died in a crash during his five year absence did wonders for his psyche.
He developed a nasty form of separation anxiety toward his mentor-turned-adoptive-father -- not that Tony fared much better himself -- and his therapist had said it was a side effect of PTSD and that it would get better over time.
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A small field trip fic to SI where Tony has been out of the country for a few weeks, and Peter isn't handling it well.
Don't be fooled. This garbage fluff to avoid my other fics that I'm writing
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just-a-madderslife · 28 days
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They say that “Two can only keep a secret if one of them is dead”. You find out that’s not entirely true, for the dead are quite happy to gossip to any who will listen
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just-a-madderslife · 1 month
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7. Considering I live thousands of kilometer inland in a very crowded city ,there is a very good chance walruses can teleport
I’ve asked this question before and been surprised by the results, now I have access to more weirdos it’s your problem:
It is the middle of a Sunday afternoon. You have nothing on, and aren’t expecting visitors, deliveries or post.
Unexpectedly, there is a knock at the door.
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just-a-madderslife · 2 months
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the marvel cinematic universe fic rec post
I put some effort into this, let me tell you. The following post contains my favourite fics from the past few months, with many different relationships at the forefront. I’ve even recommended more fics I love from some authors, in case you like their work. Any marked with a * are my absolute faves.
If you see your name here and like your tumblr to be tagged, let me know!
Uncle Steve’s Fix-it Freelance Gig (and friends)*  by whowhotellsyourstory
SERIES. A sweet and heartfelt endgame fix it series, in which Morgan Stark asks her Uncle Steve to help bring her father back, and he just can’t say no to her.
Kill Box by Ranni
In which Clint Barton is stuck in an electricity-themed torture cycle for days on end. Heart-wrenching and beautifully written.
Allston Christmas by Gruoch
Incredibly funny fic in which Tony and Rhodey move Peter into his new apartment in Boston.
Tomorrow is another day* by ladynerdynerd @ladynerdynerd
SERIES. A soft and loving look into the life of Tony Stark after the events of Endgame. I recommend the whole series wholeheartedly.
Other fics by this writer: A Tale of Sons and Iron 
Love in Ones and Zeros by forensicleaf
A boy and a bot bond throughout the years. The most beautiful story about DUM-E ever written.
Project: Get Bucky Barnes a Dog* by ruxian
Bucky Barnes does not want a dog. Sam Wilson thinks otherwise. This is a wonderful, soft fic, about a man and his therapy dog.
Impression, Sunrise* by ciaconnaa* @ciaconnaa
Soft and warm and funny. Post-Endgame, Peter and Morgan grow together.
Other fics by this writer: a very, merry unbirthday | Spidey of the Nine-Nine series* | Kiss My Ass*
vouchsafe by sagemb @3wworms
Absolutely hilarious. Tony tries to write Peter’s college recommendation letter.
Other fics by this writer: the house of my father and son
No More Shame* by thepinupchemist
A very sweet fic in which Billy Kaplan helps Bucky Barnes find his way.
Everything, All At Once by ironfamjam
The soulmate au where Tony and Peter see each other in their dreams, but can’t remember it when they wake up. So wonderful I can’t explain.
It’s love, this time it’s love, my foolish heart by FriendLey
In which Pepper works at an art gallery and Tony keeps buying ugly paintings off her. Genuinely fantastic, absolutely loved it.
Other fics by this writer: Cat-Vengers | Afternoon Snack
Till Forever by seekrest @seek-rest
Super cute short fic about Peter and MJ and a proposal.
Sunlight* by ArdenSkyeHolmes221
Peter struggles reintegrating in his own life after his dad lived five years without him. This one made me feel things, guys.
Independence Day Get-Aways by candlesneedflame @dumbbitchnumberone
It’s the 4th of July, and vigilantes and superheroes alike are abandoning New York like rats from a sinking ship. Peter has no idea why. Very, very good, and then it hit me in the feels at the end.
Other fics by this writer: No Cops at Pride Just Spider-Man
topsy turvy by iron_spider @iron–spider
In which, uh, Peter is buried alive. It’s a gooden though! Like all their fics!
Other fics by this writer: we have ten seconds | this isn’t a game | Stark’s Home for Wayward Animals*
i’ll find you in the drift* by tempestaurora* (uh, me)
Tony, Peter and the Pacific Rim AU you really should try out. Giant mechs vs giant aliens, and a lot of heartfelt conversations.
Other fics by this writer me: no cops at pride, just spiderman* | the conspiracy kids series*
i’ll make the world safe and sound for you by zipadeea
Tony’s time in Afghanistan, based on my hydra’s not a home series. An incredible fic, super honoured that it was written for my series.
forty miles by peterstank
Cute af. Morgan is sick and Peter comes to lend a hand.
Avengers Vandal by awesomesockes and whumphoarder
Fourteen dicks were spray painted across thirteen cars and an Iron Man suit. Clint Barton gets the blame. A ‘cockumentary’ by Ned Leeds and Peter Parker. A fantastic American Vandal parody you all need to read.
part by part by lazywriter7
Heartbreaking and wonderful and beautiful. A story about Nebula and a story about love.
Hush (For It Is Dark) by losingmymindtonight @losingmymindtonight
Tony Stark, lullaby extraordinare. So incredibly soft.
Hot Ones: Spider-Man in the Hot Seat by Jenniboo311
A Hot Ones interview with Spider-Man. Better than the actual thing. 
timshel* by justanotherblond
SERIES. Peter is Bucky’s son, and he is raised to be a Hydra agent. This is how that goes. A beautiful, BEAUTIFUL series about love and fathers and sons and being hollow shells of people, with so much inside that’s desperate to come out.I absolutely adore this series.
t-shirts by KiwisAndTea
SERIES. A collection of one shots about Peter’s favourite t-shirts.
tony stark wanting to die but it’s 10 minutes long by jophieso
The Tower’s security footage is leaked, and instead of finding anything classified, the internet just makes compilations of Tony Stark, staring into the camera with dead eyes like he’s on The Office. A true gift to the fandom.
the stars the moon they have all been blown out (you left me in the dark)* by madasthesea @madasthesea
Tony inhales a drug that makes him go blind… and deaf… and mute… and Peter’s going to save him. I mean, hoo boy you knew this one would be here. A++++
Damage Control by PechoraFlow
An incredible fic set after the Coney Island scene in Homecoming. What if Peter isn’t as unscathed as he thought he was?
Hawks Are Supposed To Eat Spiders by robin_writes
Clint, Peter, and the vents. Highkey recommend.
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just-a-madderslife · 2 months
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Hi! Hope you don't mind me asking but do you know any good fics where Peter gets threatened/bullied by an SI employee and Tony comes to the rescue? tysm for your time and feel free to ignore this ask if I'm bothering you 💙
Oh! I love getting asks like this! There's nothing better than being able to track down some fun fics and share them with others! In this case, I KNEW I had read things like this before but I couldn't put my finger on any of them. So. I went for help. Haha. I asked the Irondad Readers and Writers Discord if they knew of any fics that fit the bill. And oh boy, did they come through! I read every single one of them before posting this and they are all so good!! I hope you enjoy! Don't forget to kudos and comment!
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Fic Recs Below the Cut!
A Big Security Issue by FotiBrit
Rated G
When Peter lost his Stark Industries Staff ID, Tony handed the kid his own. That was never an issue, until Peter had to check in at the front desk.
The Incident by Blasphemmky
Rated T
He watches the usual throng of people enter into the building, scanning their ID badges with Theresa before heading to the elevator. Scientists and engineers and representatives, all of them familiar.
Until a kid makes his way to the reception desk, a threadbare backpack slung over his shoulders. John cocks an eyebrow, watching him. The boy can't be more than 5'5. A tiny fucking pipsqueak. 
Bullying by Emily_F6
Rated T
When Peter gets an internship with Stark Industries, he's excited to learn as much as he can...until one of the other interns sets his sights on him.
Excuse You, That is My Emotional Support Intern by Neicy286
Rated T
It started with an invitation. The invitation. If there was a real world equivalent to the Wayne Gala, then the Archimedes Gala was it.
In which Peter is invited to a gala, and someone's a big fat meanie. But Tony fixes it though.
Be There (To Clear the Fog) by pandaluna
Rated G
Five times Tony heard Peter was in trouble and jumped in to fix the problem, and one time there was nothing neeed fixing.
Tony's intern just seems to always end up in some kind of trouble and he feels like he has to help since he picked the kid on his own. That's it. There's nothing more to it, of course.
On another note, Spider-Man is seemingly going through mood swings that Tony has no idea how to deal with, so he just throws food his way and hopes it makes everything better.
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Red Hood just starts shooting at a Robin and the goons lose their shit, because that's the equivalent of asking Batman to make time in his schedule to fuck you up.
Goon: "Boss, come on, maybe let's leave the kid alone--"
Jason, snatching someone else's gun so he can keep shooting into the shadows after the first one ran out: "That's right you better run, you piece of shit! If you ever dye my hair pink again I'll fucking end you!"
Goon:
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what if we kissed under my duppatta… while it rains….😳 and we were both girls 😳😳😳
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has this one been done yet
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More Star Wars Broganes
Shiro’s lightsaber: Brilliant purple, spilling into ultraviolet. Single bladed, but the blade can be formed on either side, allowing Shiro to switch between forward and reverse grip nearly instantaneously. Baby Shiro couldn’t figure out why he couldn’t make his lightsaber right when he was first putting it together. He though he was screwing up by putting vents on both ends even though the Force was shoving him to build it like that. He still hasn’t quite figured that being able flip between forward and reverse grip mid-fight without dismembering himself is really freaking impressive.
Also, if you take Shiro’s “gravity is optional” fighting style and add the Force, you basically get a Shiro who can jump, leap of off, stand on, launch over just about anywhere he wants, physical matter present or not. Do not engage Shiro in a fight in zero g. It will slow down Shiro exactly not at all, and you will most likely end up nauseous just watching him.
Keith’s lightsaber: Deep copper, golden undertones but almost red. This superficial resemblance to the Dark Side has endeared him not at all to the Jedi Council. And most his classmates. Forward grip, single blade. The hilt is longer than Keith had expected. He naturally gravitates towards single-handed grip (with the other flapping in the breeze like forgotten stockings–Shut up, Shiro!) and is ambidextrous, but Shiro has been working with him on developing versatility with a double-handed grip.
Keith is insanely fast, even before you include Force-assisted movements. He is exceptionally good also at using Force precognition in a fight, giving him unbelievable reflexes. He doesn’t know when to quit, though, or how to wait for a good opening to attack. He has picked up on some of Shiro’s Force Structuring movements and has absolutely no fear of throwing himself off ridiculous heights.
His defense is pretty much nonexistent though. Shiro’s working on it.
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