just-another-clumsy-one
hi i'm clumsy
i don't know what i'm doing, but i think i'm doing it right
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when a guy doesn’t text back, you’ve left him speechless
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A guy asks his wife, “Honey, why do I always get a boner when I’m looking in the mirror?”
She replies, “because your cock thinks you’re a pussy too.
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the next time i open up to someone is in my autopsy
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A guy rides his motorcycle through the border from Spain to France every week carrying two bags of sand.
The border guard searched the bags every time, but never found anything, so he had to let him through. The guard has his last day at work before retiring and the guy comes to the border again, carrying his two bags of sand. The guard says “look, man, it’s my last day, I’m not going to bust you. You’re clearly smuggling something across the border all this time but we never find anything, what is it.”. The guy says “I’m smuggling motorcycles”
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Bladders are often more effective at getting people up in the morning than traditional alarm clocks.
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Everyone has taken a chance on a fart and lost
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last year a big group of girls in my class were all talking and this one girl was like “im bisexual” and all the girls like stared at her and then the girl goes “dont worry im only attracted to pretty girls” and i was like did she just burn every girl in here i think she did
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#memes#funny#its so funny i died#laugh#I laughed so hard#laughoutloudclub#bruh#lol#lmao#shitpost#just-another-clumsy-one
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The brain is the smartest part of your body, according to your brain.
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i am very small, and i am receiving no kisses, hand holds, or flavored desserts. so you can imagine the kind of stress i am under
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Me, a romantic: candlelit dinners, blooming roses, tender kisses, love letters, longing looks, beating hearts
Me, also a romantic: sword fighting, bloody knuckles, messy hair, smudged lipstick, cold hands, fiery eyes
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yeah boys are cute but they disgust me and constantly disappoint me
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All I ask is for you to get to know me on a deep, intimate level while I resist and obstruct your every attempt to do so
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